Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 740841 times)

5mwJ — C©oming Soon™, ®@line ratfucking, ewe, ū, (GRIS/GROS)ßey
« Reply #1485 on: July 10, 2023, 07:54:25 AM »
I must say, I've ... Uh, er ... um. I-I don't really know how to put this. I guess I just feel a little hat-in-hand here for some reason.

Say no more. You're well-com.DOTCOMe, Kornbred.

Because I have a fucking head injury. Now what does that say about this dunderhead's shit? Bitch?!

It says, “my content is accessible to all!” /preen

Re: 5mwJ new proprietary tech and/or WIP-content
« Reply #1486 on: July 10, 2023, 11:55:12 AM »
Look for it yourself, fuck0. I am in no mood for the likes of you and your ilk.

Seriously. A voiceprint. Something I don't even know how to use, wouldn't have done so with it anyway... and for want of such, IT BROUGHT DOWN THE KINGDOM FOR EVERMORE.

What do you do for an encore, crash another Enterprise into another planet? Smooth moves, Ex-Lax.


Cheer up. THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY.

5mwJ — 16Jul23 — Do You Still Think I Might Still Be Bipolar?
« Reply #1487 on: July 17, 2023, 02:47:57 AM »



Cheer up. THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY.

There's so little love of conversation anymore. Alas, poor (PROT)— I hardly knew ye.

Re: 5mwJ — 16Jul23 — Do You Still Think I Might Still Be Bipolar?
« Reply #1488 on: July 17, 2023, 06:18:35 AM »
There's so little love of conversation anymore. Alas, poor (PROT)— I hardly knew ye.


Re: PUT A CORK IN IT
« Reply #1489 on: July 17, 2023, 05:23:25 PM »
I am in no mood for the likes of you and your ilk.

Ooh. Stop the presses! Cork Head isn't in the mood. Your Little Soldier certainly wasn't in any mood to play a couple 3 weeks ago when you were stumbling around that shithole you call a "house," mumbling about how you was gonna 'do some more drugs.' Seriously, bro. I never imagined your gunty hung that low. And I never dreamed a dink could shrink up in to a persons pisshole like yours has. I guess it really was mutilated ... I guess, just this once, you weren't lying through your teenagefucking teeth.

AIDS.

Re: 5mwJ — "Do You...Think [I'm] Bipolar?"
« Reply #1490 on: July 17, 2023, 08:37:58 PM »
There's so little love of conversation anymore.

Take a good hard look in the mirror, and ask yourself if you're capable of a conversation. Y'know-- Like, when the one person talks, then they stop for a while, and allow the other to respond? That's one of the reasons I stopped trying with you. You're an asshole. Speaking of assholes, how is your asshole? I heard you got jammed up in jail again, Corky. I hope it wasn't because of your incessant public salivation over teenagers. But if it was, it serves you right. Hey, creeper, leave those kids alone!

Re: 5mwJ — "Do You...Think [I'm] Bipolar?"
« Reply #1491 on: July 18, 2023, 01:40:32 PM »
Take a good hard look in the mirror, and ask yourself if you're capable of a conversation.

Depends on with whom. I'm not having conversations with people I've been legally barred from speaking to-- at last count, this is three (3) goddam people. THREE. Hidin' behind the thin blue line, because otherwise -- the horror! the horror! -- lives hang in the balance. What a fucking joke.

Y'know-- Like, when the one person talks, then they stop for a while, and allow the other to respond? That's one of the reasons I stopped trying with you. You're an asshole.

There are three of you and you're all dicks. You use sophisticated cutting-edge software to hide your identity, remix threads of discourse, and, in general, to give yourself an immense advantage in any debate.

Meanwhile, I smoke whatever-the-fuck-I'm-told-to-smoke right in front of you and mock you for having signed up with The Man. Yeah, I bet you're jelly. Too bad.


Speaking of assholes, how is your asshole? I heard you got jammed up in jail again, Corky.

I heard you lost your security clearance. Who cares about either? I've long since abandoned any pretense that I lend any credibility to your opinion. You're a two-timing snake oil bite-charmer, and your inevitable betrayal has only been forseen by myself as well as others, oh, what, eight years ago? A long time. My anal sphincter is fine, just fine. (Why you care about this issue so very. very. much is left as an exercise to the casual reader.)

I hope it wasn't because of your incessant public salivation over teenagers. But if it was, it serves you right. Hey, creeper, leave those kids alone!

Sixteen is legal in Washington state, you elitist scum. I will not turn away any legitimate admirer based on your prurient notions of decency, you pathetic hob-worn fruit. Say, by the way, how's your disease vector chart looking these days?




Or... is that private? I retract the question, leper.

Re: PUT A CORK IN IT
« Reply #1492 on: July 18, 2023, 01:49:55 PM »
Your Little Soldier certainly wasn't in any mood to play a couple 3 weeks ago when you were stumbling around that shithole you call a "house," mumbling about how you was gonna 'do some more drugs.'

Think about what I am going to tell you again, here and now: I knew the house was wired before I agreed to live in it. I'm camera shy, and the gag only could work the way you and your ilk wanted it to if I were unawares. As I have been aware the whole time, your whining about my behavior falls on deaf ears. I don't care what you tell your retarded fan-base. They're your fans, clearly the barrier to membership is set very low.

And I never dreamed a dink could shrink up in to a persons pisshole like yours has.

It really does get pulled in all the way--just a turtle head poking out sometimes. Especially when it's chilly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_(Michelangelo)#/media/File:Michelangelo's_David_-_right_view_2.jpg

I believe the majority of the problem is that you don't know jack or shit about human anatomy. The male penis is supposed to change size, Moron. Why would you even pay attention to this? Oh, right, because you're a sex-obsessed weirdo at the helm of a freakshow that would put Caligula off his feed and you've got nothing better to do. After years of all these lessons in focusing. Sad!

I guess it really was mutilated ... I guess, just this once, you weren't lying through your teenagefucking teeth.

You contiunally whine about untruths I have supposedly promulgated. Now, setting aside the immense irony at such a situation -- I mean, seriously, you got fooled by lies? *sensible chuckle* Surely you jest, my good sir -- what exactly are you whining about here? It's difficult to make sense of your frothy raving these days, as I let my subscription to "Schizo Beat" lapse sometime ago... and I shall not be renewing it.

AIDS.

Take two aspirins and call 911 for acetaminophen in the morning.


Re: 5mwJ — Livestreaming
« Reply #1494 on: July 18, 2023, 02:14:28 PM »
I don't get to do this because bandwidth costs. No other reason. Once I find a location where I can get a fiber node or some other workable solution I could go live all goddam day— not that there's any need for that given the chodetrain of mewling, sycophantic lickspittle toadies y'all have got runnin’ their yaps like you got going on now.

I will put out more materiel audio content when it is appropriate to do so. These days, it's a very fluid situation, and most of you can't handle the sippy cup holding a thimble’s full that is your daily allotment. Sad!

Face facts: your movie is boring. Adieu.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #1495 on: July 19, 2023, 01:34:19 AM »
you fuck teenagers


I would honestly prefer Chess. /shrug At least to start with. Still, this is some classy heckling, n'est-ce pas? Quite the upgrade over, "you're a needle junkie!" Oh, no, now it's, claiming that I'm having sex, and that this is somehow a heinous outcome.

I don't even know any teenagers, Dude. Where do I meet them at? The mall? Pfft.

Re: 5mwJ - Voted Worst Podcast in the World
« Reply #1496 on: July 19, 2023, 08:46:07 PM »
I would honestly prefer Chess.

I don't give a squirt of piss what you'd prefer or not prefer. We all prefer things. I'd prefer you didn't breathe. I'd prefer your shit hole of a house collapsed in on you and pierced every last vein in your miserable, sardonic cork-like body. I'll feed you to the fuckin' rats with peanut butter on your feet. It's no coincidence that everywhere you ever went in life no one ever liked you or wanted to be your friend. Why those kids forced your face in shit. Why that guy almost ran you over with a truck. You left out the part where you antagonise every last person in every single instant in which you get a moment to interact with them as a normal human being. I fucking hate you, and hope you die in a fire. You are a piece of garbage, a useless eating mouth-breathing knuckle dragger...a blowhard, a windbagger. A creep, a paranoid, mentally disturbed psychologically compromised dickwad. Did I mention I hated you? It bears repeating. Fuck you! Die.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #1497 on: July 20, 2023, 05:39:32 AM »
I don't even know any teenagers, Dude. Where do I meet them at?

In the dark shroud of alleyways, with a brick and a garbage bag. Gloveless. You're a regular Peter Scully.

Re: PUT A CORK IN IT
« Reply #1498 on: July 20, 2023, 05:38:04 PM »
It's difficult to make sense of your frothy raving these days, as I let my subscription to "Schizo Beat" lapse sometime ago... and I shall not be renewing it.

Ermahgerd. Some Cork Head on the internet has a low opinion of me...

Re: PUT A CORK IN IT
« Reply #1499 on: July 20, 2023, 08:00:18 PM »
Ermahgerd. Some Cork Head on the internet has a low opinion of me...

Of everyone except himself. And he has the nerve to call me a narcissist. ::)