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[Innerreach]

I think you're missing the bigger picture here, Jacko.

We could be great allies in arms together. What with Sunday barbeques, horror movie night Fridays, and daily hugs, but I guess I'm just not good enough for you, Jackstar.

Sadly, no one is.

I'll cry myself asleep tonight again.

😔I tried.💔

[Innerreach]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f1P-VKYoETY?feature=share

[Jackstar]

I guess I'm just not good enough for you, Jackstar.

I don't have your address, moron.

Sadly, no one is.

Stop pretending you are in charge, you whiney megalomaniacal ponce, and go get a goddam psych eval.

I'll cry myself asleep tonight again.

😔I tried.💔

You're not funny, you're an arrogant, twatty little bitch. Get gone, get help, and get fucked. You disgust me and this is your final warning— I'm not interested in your penis and I will literally gouge your eyes out with your own thumbs if you ever come near me.

So get the fuck out of my house. *click*

[AZZERAE]

[Innerreach]

I don't have your address, moron.

Stop pretending you are in charge, you whiney megalomaniacal ponce, and go get a goddam psych eval.

You're not funny, you're an arrogant, twatty little bitch. Get gone, get help, and get fucked. You disgust me and this is your final warning— I'm not interested in your penis and I will literally gouge your eyes out with your own thumbs if you ever come near me.

So get the fuck out of my house. *click*

Look, dude! Do you want to be friends or not? 

[Jackstar]

Look, dude! Do you want to be friends or not?  :P

Only if it comes with full spectrum dental coverage and a company car that runs on water. Standards.

[Innerreach]

Only if it comes with full spectrum dental coverage and a company car that runs on water. Standards.

That's not friendship, Jack…

You’ll just have to settle for a 1980s friendship bracelet and a daily dose of digital hugs and tender moments.

Luvz, IR

[Jackstar]

You’ll just have to settle

This is your area. Have you considered writing a book? It could turn into a lucrative side-hustle.

I told you that you fucked up big time, and I was right. Get your chattel back under control. IDGAF what you do with her, more smack, more shoes, smack her with a shoe, whatever it is you people do, fucking do it, figure out how much of the truth you think you can handle, and then tell me what you goddam know so I know exactly what kind of attack dog lawyer to hire.

Because obviously I can't just run around beating the shit out of all of you in alphabetical order until money comes out... that would be uncivilized. I'm better than you and your whores, Pimpmonger, let's get this shit over with, starting with, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? You were gonna make it worse and then it would get better, when?

I just can't even with you. You're not just like a toddler, YOU'RE AN ACTUAL GODDAM RETARD BABY!!! A GODDAM CHERUB RETARD-O CHIMERA! THE KIND ZEUS USED TO BREED!!!!  And if I get back home and that goddam well isn't fixed yet, you can forget about things ever being that easy to fix, for you, ever again.

Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, (PROT).

That's not friendship, Jack…

You have never been a friend and you murdered your own daughter, moron.

[Innerreach]

You have never been a friend and you murdered your own daughter, moron.

So, let me get this right…. You don't want to be friends, then? 

[Innerreach]

You have never been a friend-

[Master Trollda]

You boys play nice now. Hear?

[Innerreach]

You boys play nice now. Hear?

He's a Jerkface who says mean things about me and makes stuff up. And he won't be my friend!

*Runs away crying*

[Master Trollda]

Uh, the correct response would’ve been, “Yes sir, uncle Jesse.”

Don’t make me take you out to the woodshed.

[Jackstar]

Here's the problem: absolutely no one who is qualified to speak on the topic thinks that I have a chemical dependency issue, and continuing to bribe The Pancake Club into acting like I do —omg, they are all seriously breaking a sweat to sell that narrative— it is really doing those who do suffer from the ravages of addiction a great disservice.

But... fuck them too, they wouldn't share with me either. (⁠ノ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻



This really isn't all that funny. If it were not for all the anti-depressants I've been pounding up my ass for two years, i would probably be sad about being left alone to die for two years while you sit there and pass your weight around. Let me guess, it all seems totally reasonable to you, doesn't it? As long as biological male who hungers for your dirtypillows is the primary hate actor.

This is absurd. No one wonder no one thought they could tell me anything. I'm already ready to start vaping again, I don't even want to. I just want to trigger the teetotalers out of sheer spite.

[Master Trollda]

What do you care what others think? Besides, it’s only the endless, self-indulgent screed and implicating all of Bellgab as the source of your many problems that makes people think you’re on meth. Back before you went totally paranoid I just thought you were a smart alecy pothead like me. That’s when your insults really meant something. It used to be an honor to be insulted by you but now you just sound like a paranoid methhead. Note I said sound like, I have no idea or way of verifying that you actually are.