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[Lazarus]

I don't have your address, moron.

Stop pretending you are in charge, you whiney megalomaniacal ponce, and go get a goddam psych eval.

You're not funny, you're an arrogant, twatty little bitch. Get gone, get help, and get fucked. You disgust me and this is your final warning— I'm not interested in your penis and I will literally gouge your eyes out with your own thumbs if you ever come near me.

So get the fuck out of my house. *click*

[Innerreach]

Back before you went totally paranoid I just thought you were a smart alecy pothead like me.

Speaking of potheads. Have you ever seen the movie Humboldt County? It really resonated with me in the past when I had the luxury of being a pothead myself. 

 

[Innerreach]

How's my little ball of sunshine doing today, Jackstar?

Luvz, IR

[Innerreach]

you murdered your own daughter, moron.

My daughter is alive and well, Jacko.

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[Jackstar]

now you just sound like a paranoid methhead. Note I said sound like, I have no idea or way of verifying that you actually are.

Stop reading them aloud three times while looking in a mirror and see if this helps.

[Jackstar]

I had the luxury of being a pothead myself.  :)

HELLO FELLOW KIDS
EYE EMO GOT ICON

[Jackstar]

My daughter is alive and well, Jacko.

A. You're welcome.
B. Not to some. Also welcome.
C. You bred? You bread? Yervμ b|ed?
D. It hasn't happened yet. Now it's not.
E. JURISDICTIONAL/PROCEDURAL ERROR

G. I'm not available.

I. Taken.
J. @. B. Ab. Aß. Yπ¥.


M. VED|//
N. So since you didn't tell me, I told them all.


Q. What?

[AZZERAE]

this is your final warning—

But, the real question is, is this your final form?

[AZZERAE]

I told you that you fucked up big time, and I was right.

You've told me lots of things over the years, most of which were untrue. So do excuse the scepticism with which I receive this assertion that you're "right."

[AZZERAE]

whatever it is you people do, fucking do it.

Wow. Thanks for your chintzy stamp of approval. I fail to see what use it is to me, but I guess I should play nice with the "special" kid, and stick it on the fridge or something. You want a pat on the head? Or a bullet in the back?

[AZZERAE]

I'm better than you

At what? Filling space with prattle? While usually I'm opposed to such atrocities, I think, at this point, electroconvulsive therapy might just be the answer. Motormouth.

[AZZERAE]

what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

Now that's what I call ambiguity. I thought, at the very least, you'd conduct yourself with a lot more class than you have. I expected more logic out of you. Maybe the ability to laugh a little at oneself could've been helpful. But you decided to sabotage any remotely functional relationship in your path, abuse street drugs, and proceed to blame everyone you chased away for them appearing to disown you altogether. I guess you could say, way back when you weren't a joke and a psychological plaything to me I'd have cared. But we're long past that now. So fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[AZZERAE]

You're not just like a toddler, YOU'RE AN ACTUAL GODDAM RETARD BABY!!!

Says the chump on the Special Needs Trust.

[Jackstar]

But you decided to sabotage any remotely functional relationship in your path,

Name them.

abuse street drugs,

Name them.

and proceed to blame everyone you chased away for them appearing to disown you altogether.

Name them; then send the hot ones to room 108. I'm sure you're chasing them away, too.

Says the chump on the Special Needs Trust.

Why do you keep insulting my mother? It was literally her idea, and I don't need your opinion about my finances. You're just pissed because you can't steal everything. Too fucking bad.

Says the chump [...] You want a pat on the head? Or a bullet in the back?

Whatever.

[AZZERAE]

Go piss up a flagpole.