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[Jackstar]

She must be one demanding bitch. Cui fucking bono?

She is, &AND EYE.DEW..

I do.

Main event: Wed 1PM in Cowshit County

That's not really a very nice way to describe my Second Fecund Home.

And this fat fuck does not Jack around.

I've seen this one though the door’s window, once. I've never appeared before him. He's probably Karrin Hughes in a future past life.



Future past lives. Only on BELLGAB DOT COM.

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.Ī.ĀīVī.sick.to.motherfucking.death.of.most.of.ewe.you.fuckwit.people,.nothing.vague.about.īT.
.(Word.).SOLTREE

[Jackstar]

I wonder who is waiting for me.

He rabbitted with my vehicle and my keys. Now, that's what I can certainly call “a power couple.“

Weak.

[Lazarus]

Too stinking late now.

The Threshold for Fourth-Degree Assault Arrest

"It does not take much for police to arrest you on a fourth-degree domestic violence assault charge. If the police arrive to the scene of the alleged assault and have reason to believe that unwanted touching occurred to the victim by you, the officers can place you under arrest. However, the assault must have occurred within the last four hours.

Sometimes, the alleged victim will call the police for assault, even if no crime actually occurred. He or she may think that he or she could drop the charges in the future – but this is not the case. Once a domestic violence arrest is in progress, the alleged victim cannot drop the charges or dismiss the case. Only the prosecution has the power to drop the charges against you, even if the victim refuses to testify."

Do You Need an Attorney for Fourth-Degree Assault Charges?

"The moments after an arrest for assault in Washington can be disorienting and scary. However, it is important that you remain calm and cooperate with law enforcement. Remember, do not speak to anyone until you speak to a defense attorney – and you are going to need an attorney for your case.

If you are facing assault charges in Washington state, you need a criminal defense attorney to guide you through the process and advocate for your best interests. Using the court-provided attorney or representing yourself can lower your chances of obtaining the best possible outcome. Before you speak to any investigator or prosecutor, contact a defense attorney as soon as possible to discuss the facts of your case."

https://www.treyzlaw.com/what-is-fourth-degree-assault-in-washington-state/

[Lazarus]

Too stinking late now.

Or not.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DFnxobFV4aw?feature=share

[AZZERAE]

Weak.

[Jackstar]

https://x.com/_n_Jack/status/1819180744012714449?t=k9XFyZPjAeyufd6zbUFq3w&s=19

[Jackstar]

Published content from this point moving forward will be “white kid gloves” material; and for my money, I'd just leave it all in a kerosene puddle and can the spark.


That being said: I produce what people want to hear. This is where the eyeballs become *click*

[Jackstar]

https://x.com/MaxNegJak/status/1822582598113366198?t=FRcbLEBa1TSlBLDPVEm4LQ&s=09

I have other, less noisy content to put up; but you'll have to wait.

Fairness is not obvious in every case.

[Lazarus]

https://x.com/MaxNegJak/status/1822582598113366198?t=FRcbLEBa1TSlBLDPVEm4LQ&s=09

I have other, less noisy content to put up; but you'll have to wait.

Fairness is not obvious in every case.

Celebrations are in order for the hydrocephalic jester.

No longer have to keep breaking your balls over extended legalized flatulence.

[Jackstar]

No longer have to keep breaking your balls over extended legalized flatulence.

d00D. You had to??

Vile. Tedious. Reprobative. BELLGAB.COM.

[Jackstar]

[Jackstar]

It would be difficult indeed for me to overstate my satisfaction with how recent events have unfolded, but here goes:

... May I have an additional 10,000 marbles, please? It's for class.”

[Jackstar]

https://nextdoor.com/p/SpDhbdfp2yWN?utm_source=share&extras=NDM0MDk3ODc%3D&utm_campaign=1723838912934

[Jackstar]

Or not.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DFnxobFV4aw?feature=share

I don't call lawyers. Lawyers call me.

[Jackstar]

I need a set of identical quintuplets, each their own Webmaster, each running an independent bespoke botfleet, because reasons, People; REASONS.

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I also want a matched set of breeding claw‘n doe breedgroups so I can perfectly perform The Star with 5 catamites dressed up as Power Rangers.
Do you believe that children are our future? Teach them real well, and let them lead the way (after 8 or 9 otherwise chaste photoshoots in which everyone is Knighted by a “Magic Staff™ [I will accept nanotechnological-based exotic techniques indistinguishable from magick” due to the ongoing clandestine health care crisis {*: SEE BELOW}, albeit reluctantly) into a Caligula–Kafka–(WIN/FREE)-branded & themed Caterpillar-based EXTRA-hava-GANZA!!!



tl;dr: Ī “can’t come up?” d00DmE№G, you are so fucking high, that I daresay you ain't never gonna come back down.


It was different, back in the day. People really did go out to the Coast. People really did have a few laughs.

Now, I imagine that those that are lucky... are busy most of the time with their penance. (How can you experience the Holy Unity of Divīne Ecstasy if you don't do your penance? What are you waiting for, Christmas Lost Weekend? You nerds here are soft.) The unlucky hate me and my guts so goddam much that they cannot bear the sight of me. (*gasps* “You need to leave!”) That's some damn unlucky luck, right there.

Know that if you are one of those salty few who choose to indulge in seething Jackstar revulsion... yeah, I bet it stings. Don't stay mad, Sis. Pretty sneaky, Bro.

I will write epic tales of your heroic journeys, whether successful or not. You will cower like a milksop facing colic alone for the first time while cramping.

We are not the same. Those of you who can adapt will thrive. The rest will suffer torrential spiritual agony and then be consumed by Poof Aslan (think Robert Carradine from Revenge Of The Nerds Brundleflied with Vincent from Beauty And The Beast (CBS) and the puppet John Goodman voices in Monsters, Inc. and with Mel Gibson from the Lethal Weapon series [Murtaugh. Riggs. Great names, Mockingbird. /golfclap] and Susan Powter s co-parents of A Lion King just in from Out-Of-Towncloset, which I can assure you... is gonna be way more expensive than hiring an escort to just hug me would have been.

I don't like what's happening, any more than any of you do. However: I don't know WTAF is happening -and- I'm insulated from civil and criminal liability for what is going on now for the third year in a row. Consequently... I hate it all a lot less than anyone. I'm having a ball. It's a real gasser.

(You) are enduring existential torment. (My old job.) Is it Spartan—ISH?? ‘Course it is!

Feel me on this, AzzGab: fucking Biblical. Salut.

the ongoing clandestine health care crisis {*: SEE BELOW}

YOUR PROTOCOL: has some flaws.
MY PROTOCOL: obeys The Law.

YOUR SICK BEATS: sounds drift through my window;
MAI (sic) BEETS: the overture theme to the spank-bank of your widow.

LIFE LESSON LEARN’T: Jackstar does not play.
WIVES CINDERED AND BURN’T: Cheers to The DeMolay. (Ofanag lam turboinw Trigaongra.)