Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 1049525 times)

Re: 5mwJ — 22Jul2025 — ≥K∆Ī\|/ʧt‡üO
« Reply #2040 on: August 07, 2025, 05:17:33 PM »
I know nothing more about any of the users of this forum than what they choose to share publicly.

As long as he knows there’s one person reading every word of his galactic-sized salad he’s going to keep doing it. Seriously, what are you getting out of it? Can you at least try to explain what he’s doing or trying to say? You seem to be the only one with the patience to read through his unhinged screeds.

Re: 5mwJ — 22Jul2025 — ≥K∆Ī\|/ʧt‡üO
« Reply #2041 on: August 07, 2025, 06:19:12 PM »
As long as he knows there’s one person reading every word of his galactic-sized salad he’s going to keep doing it.

This statement contains `G®∆Ⓜ️`tical erπors and is factually incorrect. (īTL∞›ks g∞d⁰ⁿye, tho😇)

[...] lad he’s going to keep doing it.

wew. There's a lot∆|0T to unpack there. 🤔 This is a serious issue for you, isn't it? S e eⁿ! What's that even like?

Seriously, what are you getting out of it?

Most recently: dog shit wrapped in ⟩⟨-mas paper. Ugh. Just ugh. However: MISS TAKES ‘®’ HOW WE LEARN.

Can you at least try to explain what he’s doing or trying to say?

That's a great question  Thank you for that question. That's a great question right there. I'm going to answer that question right now.

The answer is yes. NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE

You seem to be the only one with the patience to read through his unhinged screeds.

Machine learning/reading algorithms are extraordinarily sophisticated these days. Apu, if you're trying to read everything I {write|type|text} and {figure|puzzle} out what I'm {talking|thinking|writing|describing|illuminating} about... letter by letter, word by word, sentence by sentence, paragraph by paragraph, thought by thought, THOT — buy THOT.

The difficulty is one of speech. If one cannot speak freely, one is simply not free. The distinguishment between speech and word and thought is an important one. Free speech? Free word.

Free thought? FREĒ.HAT


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Re: 5mwJ — 22Jul2025 — ≥K∆Ī\|/ʧt‡üO
« Reply #2042 on: August 07, 2025, 06:38:55 PM »
I know nothing more about any of the users of this forum than what they choose to share publicly.

WTH? I KNOW ∆_l_l_ THERE IS TO KNOW
WHEN ONE KNOWS ∅

You seem to be the only JoUn∆e№N with the patience to read through his unī-ī¡nged secrETs.

Important to understand: meaning of your kvetching is unclear here. It would seem to me that anyone with the patience required who cares only about puzzles is probably still reading (if they've even started yet), and is probably still waiting for their machine learning reading algorithm to come up with the latest analysis —

THE
LATEST
ANAL
SIS *gulp* —


That Sisyphus is a hell of a myth, yo.


High; I'm Jack. I AM a star. (Looks like poo on me though.) I know, I know; you wish I would just hurry up and go nova. You want that, I want that, everybody wants that. Yeah, no kidding. YOU PUNYLINGS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WORK EVERY GODDAM DAY. FOR EWE. I DO THIS FOR EWE.

MY DEAR FRIEND, JESUS ASSHOLE CHRIST, ASSHOLE, HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE! HE'S MY FRIEND, I LOVE HIM, I DEARLY LOVE HIM. I'VE NEVER HAD HIS ASSHOLE! HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE MY ASSHOLE! I'M JUST CALLING HIM “ASSHOLE” BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S A FUCKING FUNNY BIT O’ HONEY-HUNNY HUE🌈MER — Humourmare 🧲—👠 AND HE'S MY FRIEND 😇 SO HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY TOO (∅†⅒1°) BUT STILL...  🐾🐾THAT'S NOT A JOKE I WOULD TELL JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, EXCEPT HERE. THIS IS ASSHOLE GAB. ♟️

WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL. (Jesus IS THE LORD, and I lay His vengeance upon Thee.) Let's change cameras.

📸

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2043 on: August 07, 2025, 06:47:02 PM »
Why bother?! 🤷‍♂️  ::)

Why ask why? Try properly cured cannabis flowers, dried by the light of a full moon —

THE ENTIRE TIME IN A ORBITING SATELLITE ABOVE LOW EARTH ORBIT (🎓L.E.O.♌) EXPOSED TO THE LIGHT OF THE MOON AND NOT THE LIGHT OF THE SUN FOR THE LENGTH OF THE ENTIRE PROCESS.

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[...] take a look at those trichromes...”

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[...] My God, it's full of trichromes.”

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Ī'll be back in a little bit, I got to go see a man about a horse.
 LOVE TO 🅿️ī-ī∆Ⓜ️.”


Radio killed the YouTube star. (Standards.) Chin up.



You're going to love how this movie ends. ♥♣♦♠

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2044 on: August 07, 2025, 06:49:43 PM »
Azz can’t speak for himself? He needs you as his proxy?  ???

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2045 on: August 07, 2025, 07:29:44 PM »
Azz can’t speak for himself? He needs you as his proxy?  ???


Let me explain: [THEFT OF WORK-IN-PROGRESS WORK PRODUCT AND OTHER PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGICAL INFORMATION IS A VERY GODDAM SERIOUS MAN-MA'AM MATTER. Q THAT'S WHY IT'S GOING TO BE HANDLED. SERIOUSLY. - Sirius Lēμ] whoever publishes what just got taken is Suspect. T.


Get to work. You have a few more suspects to identify. THE GUARDIANS OF TURTLE IDENTIFIED HAVE BEEN RESPECTFUL.


ĪLŪ T∆



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Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2046 on: August 07, 2025, 09:55:58 PM »
No, let me explain to you. You’re a precious douche bag. No one gives a shit about your posts but you.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2047 on: August 08, 2025, 12:10:13 AM »
No, let me explain to you.

Ī would simply prefer not, too.

You’re a precious douche bag.

Not any more. Excess genetic material was fish —

*splish, spl∞sh* — 🚽

★💞♥♠FLUSHED♠❤️💕♣bābē§ea|z

No one gives a shit about your posts but you.

[...] a little over two (2) years ago, shortly before the water to The [HUNT] Church [HAUN]īTEDŒī E.T. “Place of {WAR|SHIP} and/or Other Modes d‘Emploi, Designated Place For” was cut off.

*gulp*


I will say the following and I mean it: Sincerely, I was very sincerely sad about having to lose the eggs. (Ī cr¡ every tymE•.) However, since I wasn't really aware of what was going on and I had been raped and I wasn't really planning on becoming a Br∞d∆Ⓜ️0ther, irrespective of the fact I couldn't really have planned on ANY OF īT, Holy dipping Jesus shitballs man, talk about blurring the headline, like, WTAF, I didn't really know what was going on, how my future timelines’ children were going to be impacted, he's going to spend my damn money ON WHAT??? and, OMFG —

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DUDE IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THAT MY PANCREAS WAS GOING TO CREATE CAVIAR, I WOULD HAVE MADE SURE TO HAVE TOAST POINTS AND FRESH crêmê fraichê READY.

SERIOUSLY, RED :Ë:: SERIOUS, SIRIUS Lμ. (Mistakes were made. Remember you can always go after someone in the civil Courts.)

It remains the greatest honor of my life that I was able to do any of this at all (and lived to tell the story at all without getting a mandatory frontal lobotomy), and although I know that you are personally far more disappointed than as Ī am, there is nothing to compare my sadness to yours, ¡f∆∅ΩΠμ. I understand you lost a lot.

On the bright side, you have gained a SUN. ◼️ SUN. (*polite* Hail.)


No one gives a shit about your posts but you.

... 🤔 they're taking a shit, aren't they? Agree to disagree, Old Man.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2048 on: August 08, 2025, 06:39:04 AM »
No one gives a shit about your posts but you.

You don't really respond well to being criticized in public, do you? That's too bad. Maybe you shouldn't provide that experience to others, if you can't handle it yourself.

p.s.·. No one gives a shit if you and Ben and Chuck go to prison but ewe. Namastμ

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2049 on: August 08, 2025, 10:17:20 AM »
You don't really respond well to being criticized in public, do you? That's too bad. Maybe you shouldn't provide that experience to others, if you can't handle it yourself.

p.s.·. No one gives a shit if you and Ben and Chuck go to prison but ewe. Namastμ

I didn’t realize I was being criticized. I don’t generally read your posts unless they’re more reasonably sized, like this. You really think a lot of yourself that you’d think anyone but you does read them. Delusions of grandeur ain’t just a river in Egypt, Tony.  ::)

5mwJ — 08Aug2025 — The kCall Of The Mike-Row Landking
« Reply #2050 on: August 08, 2025, 12:02:35 PM »
You really think a lot of yourself that you’d think anyone but you does read them.

You really have a grasp of what future historians read before they've even read it. That's impressive.

I don't care that you edit the website in order to prevent the rest of the Internet from seeing what I publish. I'm sure you don't want me to write anything at all. IDGAF. I don't expect you to do what I want you to do, I don't know why you expect me to do what you want.

You post videos, and to me the videos look like... whatever. However, to those on the special whitelist, the link goes to somewhere elsewhere. I imagine you have some sort of secret message or some secret video or some secret live feed to some secret skill room somewhere. I don't think you're aware of just how clear I am about what goes on here. (I have been here FOR YEARS. Ī pay attention. Try it sometime.)

I have exactly zero incentive to play around with your shenanigans. You don't pay me. We don't do business together. We don't talk. You want to live your life without me in it so you can replace me with someone who pretends to be me, and naturally, my existence and my posting history here makes that complicated for you. Well, that's too fucking bad.

It's not my responsibility to make you stop stealing. It's not my job to make you stop spoofing my identity. It's not my life's goal to prevent you from piggybacking on somebody else's success. I don't ask you to adjust your life in order to meet my needs.

On the other hand: you've stolen my house, my vehicles, my computers, my cell phones, my friends, my name, my content, my vitamin supplements, my weed (which I guess you've heard of; it's fucking amazing)... you name it. You're a goddam thief. And you fucking know it.

It's not my job to make things easier for you. You live by the sword, you die by the sword. It would be different if I had any fucking reason at all, even fucking one, to turn a blind eye to your technological tap dancing. I do not. I also have no reason to be concerned if you, or anyone, reads what I write or not. (Of course people read it what I write, you fabulous bastard. DUH.) Your problem is you want to take what I write and then post it on other sites so you can claim that it's you. That's because you're, once again, stealing my life. I understand you need cover. Understand this: that is not my life's purpose... and I refuse to enable your cloak and dagger•—¡§h reindeer games.

Guess what, Old Man. I'm not real fond of that. If I could get out and push, to make that whole thing come to an end faster, I would. However, I cannot. But I can tell you this:

Get the fuck out of my life and get the fuck out of my energy and get the fuck out of my posts and get the fuck out of my content and get the fuck out of my stuff and get the fuck out of my money and get the fuck out of my property and get the fuck out of my girlfriends, that's a big one, heh heh, but mostly... I want you to get the fuck out of my future.

My life is not for you to give or take or barter or copy or mark as your goddam territory. I'm sure it was great fun for a while. I never go no place. I never have no fun. I pretty much just stay home and keep to myself. I'm like a domestic goddess with a dick. And in theory, that was great for you, because you could pretend to be me everywhere else to the rest of the world. And, you have. FOR YEARS.

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THE.PARTY.IS.OVER.
NO.DEALS.

5:5

NOT_Q

Too fucking bad. YOU ARE DONE. If you need somebody to hide behind, buy a mannequin. I have no interest in playing along or turning a blind eye or, heavens forfend: aidng and abetting your desire to escape justice. I don't know what you've done. I don't know what you're going to do. I do know that your days of harvesting my energy are fucking over. (You had a good run. Move along, Citizen.)

And if you don't fucking like that, fucking eat your fucking gun. I am not your little baby bitch boy. I am not your beard. I am not your belonging. I am not your property. I am not your swabbie. I am not your slave.

You have no power over me. Hey, here's an idea: turn yourself in. For what? I have no idea.

I don't fucking care. It's my life. Go steal someone else's if your own is so miserable to you. And as for other people reading my posts... It's none of your fucking business, pal. I don't need anyone to read any of it. That's not the point.

I write. I post. I live my life. You might do the same. But unfortunately... I guess you've got all kinds of stuff that you don't want to have attached to your name. And that's too fucking bad.

My advice to you would be to start drinking heavily, but... well, you're way ahead of me on that one. (>Kudos.) You're a sick man with a sick sickness. I don't need to enable you. I don't need to do anything at all.

And if you don't want me to post here, I am going to post twice as often. (Standards.) Deal with it, Old Man. You had your chance to negotiate with me. Namastμ

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[...] Please leave!”

Who knows? Maybe you'll like prison. Some people like it better than the outside. Besides... you don't really have a choice. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Why sustain it? Think about it: what do you really expect me to do? I know what you're doing. I don't want you to do it. I never gave consent, nor implicitly allowed through inaction any acknowledgment or endorsement of what you're doing. And considering for nearly 15 years, you've been doing what you wanted with my life and pretending that you don't know me, I guess you should have had a backup plan that didn't involve shaking your fists at me and barking commands at me. Don't think of me as being disobedient. This is your wake-up call. Rock bottom girls, they make this oblate spheroid go round.

All good things must come to an end. Look at the bright side... we will always be Family.

I love you. Get help. Use your own goddam ID; hopefully you haven't yet traded it for lottery tickets. You don't have to live like this, and I will not. Point blank period. ∅ ←

5mwJ — 08Aug2025 — COTA: Lead Balls, L∞n
« Reply #2051 on: August 08, 2025, 12:24:53 PM »
I didn’t realize I was being criticized.

Denial is an exceptionally powerful force. You probably don't realize that you're being investigated either. (Looks good on you though.)

I will say this: I think you are being as nice as you possibly can be, and I actually very much appreciate that. Nevertheless:

TAKEDOWN
SHAKEDOWN
YOU'RE BUSTED

LET DOWN YOUR GUARD
HONEY
JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOU THINK THAT IT'S ALRIGHT
SHAKEDOWN TAKEDOWN

YOU ARE

BUSTED
BEYOND
BELIEF



* Jackstar is not to be trifled with.

Pass the seppuku. Every end is a new beginning.

5mwJ — 08Aug2025 — Yelling @Old Yeller
« Reply #2052 on: August 08, 2025, 12:50:23 PM »
Tony.  ::)

I am >K7ÛZÎ. Copicotto is in NYC and is a gestalt amalgam of Tony + Joe. Lisa is Nathan + Kathleen. (Disclaimer: allegations of Identity are subject to change within an indeterminate margin of error.) I don't really think you thought I was Tony.

I will point out that rather than go to the police and complain about what I know, I have chosen to slow-walk this goose-step of partial disclosure; easy to do since no one is asking me questions, which means only one thing:

Someone who is being charged with several serious crimes is plotting his defense, predicated upon the notion that they are me, and that I am they. That I did all those things, that someone else did. I won't list off what I know, since I'm sure the false paper trail is three (3) times longer than my dick and five (5) times as bitter. (Imagine the smell.)

In a trial, the accused gets to testify last. So the plan was to, somehow, fill the entire scheme with an ocean of false reports, and then at the end I would get slip streamed in and God only knows what I would have said, other than: “*gulp*” But this explains why not one #Official person has bothered to ask me questions about what has happened. No deposition. No interrogation. No detectives questioning me for hours. EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. (Vile. Utterly vile.)

And everyone involved in whatever prosecution there is, has been ordered to... keave me for last. It's pretty straightforward playbook stuff. NGL: it's an honor just to be nominated.

Nevertheless: I decline to participate. No matter how good the plan sounded, it was never going to work out for me, because somebody... not just wants me out of the way — THEY WANT ME DEADER THAN DISCO.

What can I say? Pass on the spinning mirrorball. I have an actual life, Sir. And it's obviously pretty good: THAT'S WHY RAPEDEMONS FROM THE 5TH DIMENSION WANT TO TAKE EVERYTHING I'VE GOT AND EVERYTHING I'M EVER GOING TO GET. Well, that's too fucking bad.

It's my life. It goes on forever. Unless I give it away. 🤔 Nah, mangj. I'm good.

You know what you have to do. God bless you. I love you.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2053 on: August 08, 2025, 04:13:43 PM »
See, when you get gay like this it’s where I tune out. The fact that you think I’ll read it just proves how deluded you are.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #2054 on: August 08, 2025, 04:28:39 PM »
Azz can’t speak for himself? He needs you as his proxy?

I most certainly can speak for myself, but who's speaking? I got the distinct impression we were exchanging written correspondence.