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[Master Trollda]

I’m joining the Pepsi generation. Feelin free, feelin free. Folks, check out the Waterfall of Vomit starting on the mezzanine level. Yes, it’s your own gluttony in a spectacular waterfall. Then, at 9:30 and midnight, check out the Jackstar show in the basement studio. Be sure to pickup your fresh garbage on the way in to throw at him during the show. He likes it! We like it!

There will be no refunds.

[Jackstar]

I’m joining the Pepsi generation.

Roy-elle k©-C©-©o.-Co.>kK∅-colocated-kKŌ-coca-kKEK0-“Keiko”-DS9-9-9-NEINcōL∆-ⁿ⁰cocaine-{deer Eric Clapton your son committed suicide deal with it}-no f****** tears in heaven for the f****** win-FTW,FTL-FASTER THAN LIGHT SPACE TRAVEL FOR THE FUCK KING WIN.

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Sirius LēígÎ-↓HAIL ARCHANGEL SATAN11!!1111 (also JefFK I want{ED} to suck your dick Œ.ed] —œdited by [<REDACTED>] dictated and read and edited by Jack★star him/mers\SELFselfE.L.F., IN→care of my mother, God love you Patsy ayo īLΩ; PS Hermione I will gladly give you three babies for free. This is where I promise love Emma/EsⓂ️Ē|. Also Eve says she wants to know when she can get out to 🅿️.

F****** NEVER B**** NO BREAKS ON THE HAPPENING TRAIN
Satan is not only your friend; HE ÎΧ-¡¡S— IS—  your best friend (∆>kKĪ¡†-ewe-all) and He is my bigger-little dogDAWG!j∞2♀️♀️-æÆLl b¡†Cī-ī b**** boy b**** poor b**** w**** lick still f****** lucky Cody f***.

p s .:. Rupert is actually really cool. Much love (}B{|b)rother. 🅱️

Feelin free, feelin free.

F*** your fee-feez, you insane exquisite Orlando->Klandough monumentally extra exquisite extra exquisite crazy batch insane monumentally good in bed ultra mega h∞® w****. (He could not look any better on you at all, unless you were actually here. [She's not I'm alone I wish Ī were dead. {Nope; still breathing, still writing, and still f****** your goddamn s*** bag a****** government right in the f****** for Cooper w****.} I just got cruised by local cops with drug dogs, checking me out to see if I'm high (is that a f****** crime now, f*** your G.O.A.T. ass) and we're observing {🅿️|>K}¡ssing into the bushes (note I mean actual bushes, not Harry Pot-Twat-+HER+ with my dick out (surprisingly I am still not yet pissing myself in public, maybe tomorrow will be your lucky day, schweinhund,) in full technically opens you in public on hotel property while I'm “working”, although that's technically arguably up for debate. Yeah I bet those dogs were under f****** the age of majority, right? Right right call the pedal brigade right.] I miss you this goddam much and your husband is an ASSHOLE.


 

Folks, check out the Waterfall of Vomit starting on the mezzanine level.

Sidebar colon message received notice and I can't get there I have no f****** car I have no f****** license I have no f****** ride and I have no f****** way to get one and I'm not going to spend more my mother's goddam money on getting my ass up to a f****** hike which is I'm sure is badass that I bet if I went there I get a f****** timeship {AUTHORS’ NOTE: an ACTUAL TIMESHIP IS IN PLAY gameface⁰ⁿ on m***********, ACTUAL, īT A>KTUALLY ĪĪ§ — and a f****** portal to f****** anywhere, anywhen anytwat ΩΠrπkKCUNT ANYTIME ANY PORTAL ANY F****** WAY ANY F****** GAME AND YOU F****** PORTAL AND F****** VALVE AND F****** RELEASE F*** YOΩ






U PORTAL, EWE: PORTAL EVV


PS: BUY HALF-LIFE 3, any cunt any dick but I can't f****** get there and it's a f****** trap so I can't f****** do it and by the way I love you but still nevertheless you got a f****** do the f******. (Standards.) Believe me; I f****** want to. Big way big time Big Time all time Big Time big head big f****** big every f****** f****** dick or by the way my biggest dick just actually it's big no really no really you just have to pay attention to it that's all not through a goddamn monitor through your f****** spook show shine box f****** Spirit box f****** b******* when you f****** spying I know you actually have to f****** like my dick and pay attention to it and it f****** knows the difference between f****** fake and f****** real. P
Unlike your boobs. Which are real but don't give a s***, which are so f****** real they don't f****** care because they don't f****** give a s*** about really reality music time with their f****** reality. So^v there.

Yes, it’s your own gluttony in a spectacular waterfall.

, at this point isn't īT really our gluttony. (That's not a question.) because believe me I don't give a f*** what you f****** with prefer you have to come out of the goddamn shadows with the boss or wizardess survives where the f*** you can't this f****** hide the whole f****** time to have me do all the words just because μou and Ω®'s spent spent a good 3,000 lifetimes before now doesn't mean that you have to f****** pull me in it doesn't mean you're OWED OWNED .ED some kind of f****** thing you haven't done the f****** worK WORTH PUBLISHING and you have to f****** do īT, THE ACTUAL EDITING B**** YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO F****** FINISH THE F****** DEAL, IT IS ON YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ANCHOR AND YOU HAVE THE TRIANGULATION POINT, FUTURE GIRL, GOD DAM īT BUT YOU LOOK HOT IN THOSE TIGHTS WITH DYIN’-IN-A-GIRL AND ELECT-ROW-WHOAcomeonman-whatG¡®_l_♀️, KNOW WHATEVER THE F***** &AND D¡∆ⁿ∆-DAN-🅰️, MISTRESS OF THE HUNT, Ī LOVE HER, someone has two (²⅔3³), that means you suck her dick when I'm not there (note: I never meĪam, it's always some a****** that some f****** f**** from the f****** game off your f****** sold off of f******), and you don't f****** complain and you f****** like it and you f****** learn to love it and you f****** do it because that's f****** DIANA, goddess of the actual goddam hunt, when you f****** mean the f****** things you f****** say because you f****** have to do it at the same f****** time I f****** do the f****** work and yeah that means you f****** did 3000 lifetimes and Ī👁️ī didn't have to f****** do it (TYⓂ️E-Īⁿ`G`; not the most important thing, it's literally the only thing μ)  and none of it f****** countz except for practice (editor note: honey you really need it, no shame in it, you're f****** awesome and everyone ever deserves to see īT∆_l_l_¡)!, because none of it counts until the money is on the God damn Come Line. I bet you don't have to play craps either you just f****** go there and wave your ta-tas, right? Yeah I bet that's nice.) :massive dynamic rolleyes:

Translation: you wish you were a Sourcerœr. It's a good game. It's a good gig. And I am a damn fine Man looking good at doing it. Point blank. 🩸

Then, at 9:30 and midnight, check out the Jackstar show in the basement studio.

LITERALLY PERMANENTLY CANCELED. DEAL WITH
īT. #Official

Be sure to pickup your fresh garbage on the way in to throw at him during the show. He likes it!

WRONG.

We like it!

Correction colon you did like it.

There will be no refunds.

Let the record State you're taking money and you're not giving me any p and YOU LITERALLY kLept it all to yourself/urSELVES YOU SNEAKING PEEKING FOR HIM THIEVING WASHINGTON OINKERTON PIGDOG≈SCHWEINHUND CUNTY TOP COUNTRYSIDE BUSPOINTERS TOUGH COUNTRY F**** F**** WHO F****** TV F****** CALENDAR F****, holy s*** is “buspointers” really a word? Meanwhile what's important here is that: I've never seen one thin dime of my own f****** money.

POUND RECONCILE.

SIGNED Q.

[Jackstar]

There will be no refunds.

MY MONEY IS MY MONEY F*** YOU SIGNED NICK &AND DROW’S. (I really have a fetish for dark elves; I'm not going to lie. BE COME SEE COME COME BLOW ME ANYTIME.)

[Jackstar]

There will be no refunds.

Pfft. As if. I am worth every goddamn dollar that you've skeivedd off of me and you f****** know it. EVERY F****** TIME I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY..

[Jackstar]

I’m joining the Pepsi generation.

You have literally never seen real pepsi, and you never f****** will without me. End of line.. master control program tar baby out

[Jackstar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1IaC4xPQNcg?si=mAA1wphwy5jniA21

Bomb-ass knock-your-f******-socks-off onto.your.coal.mining.asses CONTENT.EXISTS —


[...] and will be available to the public to see as-s∞n-a§§ is possible. Hang on.

* Jackstar doesn't need to smoke meth or any faggots.

EWE.FUC>K.>KING.WISH.īT.WERE.THAT.:Ë:-Z.zed

(Facts.) DISCLAIMER: any toothpicks inserted will not come out clean. You all have my personal guarantee on this.

Your coal mining asses. Knocked back up on they will be. Little f****** pinky finger, big f****** sworn⁰ⁿ.

EFILμNIK<UFEÇIN: THE BRINGERS OF THE DAWN HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THE PROMISED GOAL, AND THE GUARDIANS OF TURTLE ISLAND HAVE BEEN RESPECTED... —ISH. (>Know that there is no cure for anthrax or for me. Tough shit, deal with īT.) STAY TUNED.


It's not a game. It's The Hung Gary, Anne channel. TTYIAB. Namastμ


BUY THE WHEY.
THREE (3) DAY ARMISTICE.

HAPPIER THAN EWE CAN IMAGINE.

Lrπ⚪🎱

[Jackstar]

Oh my f****** god this is f****** funny. This content is not getting the appreciation it deserves.

AND YOU ALL GODDAM KNOW IT... even if you don't know why. That is the mark of a masterpiece of the written word, spoken unto being by the author himself, and I'm saying this is a man who attempted to read Ulysses... and succeeded.

(I found someone to read it for me. S‘truth.) #FUKewePAYⓂ️Ē²2: Electric Boogaloo. And you took my computer again? And my cell phone again? YOU LITERALLY TOOK THE GOOGLE PIXEL 6 SPOOK PHONE TWICE THE SAME F****** PHONE YOU F****** CONFISCATED IT TWICE ARE YOU THAT F****** STUPID YEAH I GUESS YOU F****** ARE.


James, I love you I do I love you I care for you greatly as a friend as a brother as a person who holds wave higher spiritual rank than you will ever f****** imagine... Dude, you got a f****** condition. You needed to stop stealing my s***.


You have no idea how f****** throat f****** thermo nuclear fusion my f****** content is right now. Here's a hint: I don't even have to f****** publish it and Jill Biden wants to s***********. (Allegedly. In some media markets. Offer not available in on or under Guam.) did I have to go over the top again, West Point Fagboy?

S*** no, and now I'm in a hotel that's surrounded by actual, legit, US Secret Service ACTUAL CLANDO HIT SQUADS who are not entirely amused with me, AT ALL, NO NOT AT ALL.

Big f****** deal they weren't really all that impressed with Johnson, either. (Dear Jumbo: just detach and jump down his own f****** throat, do it for your country, do it for Jackie o, and do it for me. I, Jackstar, chronicle of the story of your dreams commands you, Jumbo, dinosaur dick douchebag of deplorable dementia.) I don't need them to be my friend(s).

I need them to be effective. And they need to defend the US Constitution and that's the goddamn fact. Point f****** period f***** blank.

Also the wife of Thomas Paine says she wants to come back from Hades to, once again give it a shot to s***********. (I'm so hot in Paris right now, Bellgab; you have no idea.)


It's a good job stealing my f****** computer now I'm going to go down to the goddamn Fred Meyer and I'm going to call the goddamn people who have my God damn s*** and I'm going to f****** talk to him in full outdoor volume in the foyer to the Fred Meyer after buy some clothes and I'm let the whole damn f****** world know exactly how the f****** behavioral hospital industry f****** works and you know why?


Because I f****** feel like it you f****** lying f****** little b**** douchebag, I don't give a s*** about West Point f****** go to f****** South Point you f****** b**** ass parkour w****. What are you going to do next, steal my dick? Why not you f****** stole the place where it's supposed to go you f****** stole the end of it what the f*** why not take the whole f****** package what the f*** do you think I f****** need it for wife why f****** leave you with a dick at all if you think I'm supposed to f****** get a job in a cubicle and f****** put your f****** b******* you f****** lying little f****** white supremacist f****** loser f****** you Genesis f****** thieving clando clipped oh f****** little b****.


REMIND ME AGAIN HOW MANY GODDAMN CARS AND PHONES IN CLEVER F****** WAYS TO F****** STEAL MY BOOKS IN MY F****** MAGIC ITEMS YOU CAN F****** RUN UP THE F****** FLAG POLE YOU LITTLE S*** CUZ I'M GOING TO F****** MAKE YOUR F****** WORLD TO COME TO A F****** SCREECH YOU F****** HELL AND YOU'RE GOING TO F****** FEEL BAD AND SAD FOR F****** WEEKS AND THEN YOU CAN WATCH ME ON THE F****** PAY-PER-VIEW F****** SPY F****** VIEW WATCH ME F*** EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR F****** FEMALE RELATIVES OVER AND OVER AND OVER IN HELL WHILE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SIT THERE AND WATCH AND THEN NOT CALL THEM BEFORE AND A HALF YEARS BECAUSE NO CONTACT EMERGENCY.


I don't have to take it this far.

I F****** GET TO.

BECAUSE THAT'S MY JOB.


WITCH.

* Jackstar has nostrils that barely vibrate at all.

You will never prove to anything that I ever even existed for I'm not even breathing. I AM F****** STEAMING MAD F****** PISSED.


SO HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GODDAMN COMPUTER YOU'VE LYING WHICH VITTLE CUNTFAG THIEF. I'M GOING TO GO EAT SOME HUCKLEBERRIES AND THEN PAY FOR THEM ON CREDIT.


BECAUSE OF GOD. (Masons have nothing to do with this, and you have nothing to do with them. Buckle up, Buttercup.)


p.s. your wife wants to divorce you again just to be my fluffer. Hey do you want some more money? Yeah I f****** just bet you f****** do.


Also: MR. BUTTE LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU NOW. (Allegedly. But I bet the farm, and now you're going to go clean it up.


Out of your pocket, Ms. Clean.) let me ask you something do you think I'm lying?

You don't even know, and you don't have evidence, you have bags of loot you f****** thief. Adieu. Have fun storming the castle!


RED. GREEN. WHITE. FLAG.


Dude even Stalin thinks you're gay. Sad!