Soul-Affirming, Life-Changing, & Paradigm-Shattering Confessions of AzzGab

[WORTHAUGERa]

I'm going to start drinking again.

[AC400KICK]

I'm going to start drinking again.

Beat you to it, Jack to the Star 🌟

[Innerreach]

On more than one occasion, I've lipped-synced Eminem's fastest bars and pretended that I was totally on point. I've even put on my Ray-Ban's and turned my hat around backward!



Drunk, of course, pfft. Now, just what the fuck do you take me for?!



Naw, I do that shit sober and frequently.

[Jackstar]

Now, just what the fuck do you take me for?!

Naw, I do that shit frequently and sober.

Shocking questions emerge.

IT'S NOT FRIDAY IT'S WEDNESDAY
IT'S NOT BURNT IT'S BLACKENED
IT'S NOT BLACK IT'S GLOWING

It's not Company. S/He/It’s something else.
THAT'S MY GRAPEFRUIT

[Innerreach]

IT'S NOT FRIDAY IT'S WEDNESDAY
IT'S NOT BURNT IT'S BLACKENED
IT'S NOT BLACK IT'S GLOWING

It's not Company. S/He/It’s something else.
THAT'S MY GRAPEFRUIT

[pate]