Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.

[AZZERAE]

I’m a registered democrat and liberal...

Boy, are you a breath of fresh air.

If I have to read so much as one more vague utterance of the right wing, my revolver is poised-- and ready to decorate the ceiling crimson-pink.

[Master Trollda]

Boy, are you a breath of fresh air.

If I have to read so much as one more vague utterance of the right wing, my revolver is poised-- and ready to decorate the ceiling crimson-pink.

Communists are always ready to defend their views with violence because they know they can’t with reason.

[Worthauger]

You’re so brainwashed

All jelly; no toast. I've been there.



I think it's completely wonderful that recent changes in the fabric of consensual reality have caused a small, get substantial tectonic shift on the rosters of regular posters on each of the sites that now make up what's left of the Bellgabbian Metauniverse that has been scattered to the five winds.

Look I'm so sorry that it happened, and I acknowledge my responsibility in the swath of destruction that has traveled throughout our land, this land, The Land. But I warned you about the fallout—repeatedly—and y'all just didn't listen at all.

Seriously, do I look like Chicken Little? NO, I DON'T. And ultimately I don't care what I look like, as long as I'm able to continue to express myself as badly as I so choose, as the freedom to choose for oneself is no small thing to fully own.

By the way, have any of you ever been held hostage for years by headhunting cannibals? I'm just curious, you know, no particular reason I'm asking the question, the question just kind of crossed my mind.

Again. Maybe I've been brainwashed.

[Master Trollda]

By the way, have any of you ever been held hostage for years by headhunting cannibals? I'm just curious, you know, no particular reason I'm asking the question, the question just kind of crossed my mind.

Yes, for most of my life, in fact. They’re called liberals.

[Worthauger]

I will admit that I am impressed that there is this kind of bounty on my head. As achieving this milestone goal is virtually impossible for anyone, unless, someone actually wants it to be bitten off (surprisingly, I can emphasize), I can see how it might well have become the Holy Grail in certain questing circles.

Give up. Communism is good. Christianity is stupid. Give up. Give up. Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.

And I am sorry to disappoint, but not only am I a Sourceror, I'm also a Virgo. One false move, and it's curtains for you: lacey, frilly curtains, blowing in the wind.

Yes, for most of my life, in fact. They’re called liberals.

Gone with the wind.

[Master Trollda]

Again. Maybe I've been brainwashed.

You have but in your case a clean mind is a healthy mind.

[Master Trollda]

Communism is good. Christianity is stupid.

I’m willing to listen to your explanation but I really don’t expect one from you and I don’t think anyone else does either. Nice try but it’s definitely cost you street cred.

[AZZERAE]

[AZZERAE]

Give up. Communism is good. Christianity is stupid. Give up. Give up. Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.

Imagine the subtext.

[Master Trollda]

Imagine the subtext.

My people trying to sound intelligent alarm just went off.

[Worthauger]

My people trying to sound intelligent alarm just went off. ;D

We are all meant to emulate those we admire. He's coming by it honestly, and everyone's under a lot of stress so I'm not going to hold his shameless pandering against him.

Yet. Besides I know how he feels, quite exactly: I'm going through my own reality reorganization tunnel right now. It's exactly like the wormhole in Contact was. Except it makes you barf. Or at least it would. At least once.

At least, that's what I tell myself. Anyway, at least you people are getting laid. I had to turn down hot Satanic sex in jail. I mean I would have turned that down anyway, no matter where I am, but it's a different thing entirely when the decision is forced upon one. I mean I'm not going to lie, the dude was cute.

Hard pass. Not even if I didn't know it was a trap. Honestly, I found the whole scenario a form of flattery, and I'm sure that there are those who might have thought that I would have been more than happy to have that experience. I mean, sometimes people do that, and they seem to like it, and I don't judge. I suppose that may have been interpreted as a hidden, closeted desire. WRONG.

Thanks for thinking of me. What can I say? I might never have known for sure that I would have said "no" if I hadn't had the opportunity presented... And that would be a harder question to deal with if it happened while I was out on patrol in deep space.

Like, come on, ask yourself: out the airlock, or not? Think that one over, and recognize that in my case the question would be: "do you get your helmet or not? bye-bye”—*woosh*

I run a tight ship. Believe it.

[Worthauger]

Imagine the subtext.

Psychokinetic shielding: all systems nominal.

Imagine my delight. It's fucking real and it fucking works. I don't need any of you fuckers to believe me, kiss my ass and go to Heaven, and order my grits when you get there too, I'll be back in time to show you how to eat them.

*THUD* go on, I dare you: weigh it. Go on. It ain't going to bite you. Put it on the scale. What are you, chicken lizard?

[Master Trollda]

We are all meant to emulate those we admire. He's coming by it honestly, and everyone's under a lot of stress so I'm not going to hold his shameless pandering against him.

Yet. Besides I know how he feels, quite exactly: I'm going through my own reality reorganization tunnel right now. It's exactly like the wormhole in Contact was. Except it makes you barf. Or at least it would. At least once.

At least, that's what I tell myself. Anyway, at least you people are getting laid. I had to turn down hot Satanic sex in jail. I mean I would have turned that down anyway, no matter where I am, but it's a different thing entirely when the decision is forced upon one. I mean I'm not going to lie, the dude was cute.

Hard pass. Not even if I didn't know it was a trap. Honestly, I found the whole scenario a form of flattery, and I'm sure that there are those who might have thought that I would have been more than happy to have that experience. I mean, sometimes people do that, and they seem to like it, and I don't judge. I suppose that may have been interpreted as a hidden, closeted desire. WRONG.

Thanks for thinking of me. What can I say? I might never have known for sure that I would have said "no" if I hadn't had the opportunity presented... And that would be a harder question to deal with if it happened while I was out on patrol in deep space.

Like, come on, ask yourself: out the airlock, or not? Think that one over, and recognize that in my case the question would be: "do you get your helmet or not? bye-bye”—*woosh*

I run a tight ship. Believe it.

[Brother OJ]

The venus project stucco bubble building communism or the Terry Gilliam Brazil version?

[Master Trollda]

The venus project stucco bubble building communism or the Terry Gilliam Brazil version?

Brasil is really just a semi-comedic take on 1984. Hard pass on both.