Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 674508 times)

Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1485 on: May 27, 2022, 10:38:41 PM »
Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum.  hehe

Are they more nutritious or more cleansing that way?

Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1486 on: May 27, 2022, 10:42:28 PM »
Nuggies>Roly Polys





British people don't know about fried chicken they think chicken is just the rubbery chunks in a curry.


Re: Bitch cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1487 on: May 27, 2022, 10:43:28 PM »
Nuggies>Roly Polys


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I have no ALFs. They're just nanotechnology. Seems like they're assembling themselves from dust. The lack of a cat really seems to help maintain cohesion.

There's a lot of dust here. No hostility is indicated. They are whoop ass cute, not going to lie. Acts like a cat... Not really a cat no. No, not at all. Acting. It's genius.

Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1488 on: May 27, 2022, 10:46:08 PM »
Are they more nutritious or more cleansing that way?

we breathlessly await his report


Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1489 on: May 27, 2022, 11:13:10 PM »
we breathlessly await his report




mujhe achchha lag raha hai main us par baithna hoga





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Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1490 on: May 27, 2022, 11:18:41 PM »
his report

He took me two shots. He called me in the morning about the bug in his neck. From the sounds of things it's really unpleasant, even though I know it's really not. I'm not sure why I manifest the perception of tiny bugs fixing my spine, but I think a lot of it has to do with people thinking that self-assembled robot nano-machines are like bugs; some are, most aren't. I mean why create an insect when there's so many available to be used anyway?

So, I don't know —I'm uncertain, I'm saying— which positive result I'm looking for or not. It's an awkward position. I won't lie. I won't give up getting a test either, lol

Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1491 on: May 28, 2022, 12:19:03 AM »
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Oi oi oi 'es gunna need a loicense for that, mate


Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1492 on: May 28, 2022, 12:28:25 AM »
Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum.  hehe

All while wearing his sporty yachting cap!


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1493 on: May 28, 2022, 03:01:39 AM »
Only a matter of time before you get swamped in a mountain of filth.

Wouldn't that be a matter of Filth? Between Mr. Klean and Mr. Elmer I think we'll take care of it.

I think. I have some experience in these matters. The disabled car is a new wrinkle, but if I have learned anything, it's this: I can adapt.

All while wearing his sporty yachting cap!

And so we know who to salute.

Re: 2 weak Quarantine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1494 on: May 28, 2022, 03:05:04 AM »
It's an awkward position. I won't lie. I won't give up getting a test either, lol

I'll say this: I'm not worried about COVID or Monkeypox, and that is one Hell of a relief.

Re: British cuisine things on your mind
« Reply #1495 on: May 28, 2022, 05:37:20 AM »
Does the common English bloke actually take pride in promoting spongy dick?


Re: British cuisine things on your mind
« Reply #1496 on: May 28, 2022, 08:00:41 AM »
Does the common English bloke

I prefer to fuck the uncommon ones that come with vag. I'll let you know what comes up when I can--this question is prime First Date material.

Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1497 on: May 28, 2022, 10:20:39 AM »
we breathlessly await his report



Firstly, that's a marrow.
Secondly, they're called courgettes, not zucchini.
Thirdly, you're an annoying cunt. This mockery of our fine national cuisine is just thinly-disguised racism. So there!

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1498 on: May 28, 2022, 10:23:32 AM »

Re: British cuisine things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1499 on: May 28, 2022, 10:26:33 AM »
Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum.  hehe

I must make sure the curtains are firmly closed next time.