Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

Fack That Shit.  I am thin because I work damn hard -- doubly hard because of how much I like cake -- at it by simple means that are universally available regardless of income or position so if I want to wipe your eye with my size 29 black skinny jeans (which are really more like 31 if you measure with a tape   ) I will do so with a clear conscience!

If those 'means ' involve chugging baby batter like it was Peach Snapple then include me out.

[K_Dubb]

So you are an unrepentant Skinny Supremacist?

YES as are most of my kind, we tried the sweet and funny and  nice approach with Richard Simmons but you land whales would not listen or repent and just kept sucking down your Mister Misties so you force us to take up the scourge!  It will be terror and slaughter next.

[K_Dubb]

If those 'means ' involve chugging baby batter like it was Peach Snapple then include me out.

It does not, you'll starve to death you poor thing!  Never was there a sorrier cow -- so much effort for so little milk.

[Walks_At_Night]

YES as are most of my kind, we tried the sweet and funny and  nice approach with Richard Simmons but you land whales would not listen or repent and just kept sucking down your Mister Misties so you force us to take up the scourge!  It will be terror and slaughter next.

It is too late for terror and slaughter. Each and every day, weight proportional to height Silent Gen and Boomers die and each is replaced by two porkers turning 20.
The demographic tide is against you. Your age ends. A new one jiggly one dawns. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Always has he been racist against fatties. How long can we allow them to be oppressed by haters like Dubb?!

What he doesn't know is that 5G smart phone in his murse will bring him down in the end.  5G stands for 5-Giant, which will be the size of the red shorts he'll need to buy within 18 months of owning the thing.

[K_Dubb]

It is too late for terror and slaughter. Each and every day, weight proportional to height Silent Gen and Boomers die and each is replaced by two porkers turning 20.
The demographic tide is against you. Your age ends. A new one jiggly one dawns. 

[Master Trollda]

What he doesn't know is that 5G smart phone in his murse will bring him down in the end.  5G stands for 5-Giant, which will be the size of the red shorts he'll need to buy within 18 months of owning the thing.

That’s why I only rock 3G. 3G = thin G 

[Master Trollda]

Post often!

[Walks_At_Night]

[Laser]

Suggested soundtrack

[Master Trollda]

Thinking I am that it’s a videodrone being operated by criminal looking for “stealables” in cars.

[WOTR]

Fack That Shit.  I am thin because I work damn hard -- doubly hard because of how much I like cake -- at it by simple means that are universally available regardless of income or position so if I want to wipe your eye with my size 29 black skinny jeans (which are really more like 31 if you measure with a tape   ) I will do so with a clear conscience!

I am offended on behalf of fat people everywhere. Not everybody has access to 45lb dumbbells.

[WOTR]

It is too late for terror and slaughter. Each and every day, weight proportional to height Silent Gen and Boomers die and each is replaced by two porkers turning 20.
The demographic tide is against you. Your age ends. A new one jiggly one dawns. 

I put this up with more explanation in another thread... But it looks like it also belongs here.

[Asuka Langley]

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

I need a ruling from our (self-appointed) arbiter of all things fashionable. Tony Blair is now sporting a mullet ('business at the front, party at the back'). I think he looks very seedy, like an elderly porno director.