Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 674410 times)

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1410 on: May 08, 2022, 09:42:00 PM »
Time out


MASHER
RAPE
MASHER

SOMEBODY STOP THAT SKUNK
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE (It's amazing what there's a loophole 4 nowadays.)

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1411 on: May 08, 2022, 10:11:23 PM »

MASHER
RAPE
MASHER

SOMEBODY STOP THAT SKUNK
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE (It's amazing what there's a loophole 4 nowadays.)


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1412 on: May 08, 2022, 10:34:17 PM »
Ain’t no hood like Millerhood - ALPHA AF!

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1413 on: May 08, 2022, 10:38:07 PM »
Ain’t no hood like Millerhood - ALPHA AF!

Isn’t he that dude who cries in his mom’s bathtub when he gets drunk?

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1414 on: May 08, 2022, 10:42:17 PM »
perfekt symmetry

It was exactly like that. Also, uh, I have something between 2 and 1111 quantum insertions that were detected breaking atmosphere over the last 3 days, Sir, but, like, I'm on vacay, I never was in charge of detection/reporting that kind of shit anyhoo, and...  I mean, don't take my word for it, but I think it's probably some planet-hopping skippers just out looking for a good time to rescue from certain doom, just in case that kind of thing, you know, might ever happen.

Oh, I'm not supposed to talk about this either, huh? Well, I didn't actually -know- that until just -now- so... tell you what, I'll change the number above. Make it more plausible to deny the power of my own essence. Why not? That always seemed like plenty enough fun for everyone before.

There. 11Wi1111i11g. (Now I -really- want a fuckingoddam smoke. 10 more weeks of this and I guarantee it, something in this woods is gonna catch and be on beyondfire. Can the land withstand this kind of top-down pressure? I guess there's always room for another river, and I'm not scared of any of those volcanoes over there, not even the big one. Nothing to lose. I say, pull the cord and jump, and yeah, I know that's not how to spell "I love you" in reverse, but that's why I didn't gobble down all those peyote chunks/bones, now did I? Hah!) Someone's chatty today. Oh, yeah, I forgot, my mother and her sister made up and are good friends again. I wonder how long -that- is gonna last as they look down on whatever you monkeys have been up to today.

Mother B: You're probably gonna need a bigger ark, but I made sure the one you provided would fit. You are welcome. The choice is yours again. (Yeah, I thought that strange as well. APPROVED.) Good news, everyone: you're all getting another audit! Shazbot, nanotech nanotech.



MASHER
RAPE
MASHER


Let me tell you about the time I was falsely accused of rape: ONCE. Well, she'll never make that mistake again, that's for sure. Now, fortunately, I have never been falsely accused of rape again, because, that would indicate a pattern, of some sort... and whatever my patterns happen to be, while I never thought raping  anyone was ever a problem I ever actually had, I am certainly quite happy to have gone through an experience that, while it may not have intended to do so, has thoroughly convinced me that I'm not at all some kind of of consciousiously deviant perfvert with psychopathic tendencies.

Surprinsgly. Shit, if I haven't broken my mind by now, y'all might as well stop bothering to stress test it. Seeems pretty solid to me. What opinions still vary? I am guessing it usually takes longer than this to figure this things out, but I was already weary of a lot of this, so when the first opportunity arose to do so, I jumped out and pushed it all over the finish line marked at the nearest cliff.

I don't (and didn't) even care if it was gonna work in the simulator. I never tried this before, I just knew that it was all going to work, because I always possessed The Advantage, even when I never knew that it even was.

So there.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1415 on: May 08, 2022, 10:42:46 PM »
Ain’t no hood like Millerhood - ALPHA AF!

Sigma>Alpha


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1416 on: May 08, 2022, 10:43:10 PM »
Isn’t he that dude who cries in his mom’s bathtub when he gets drunk?

Poor bastard. Can't he just get stoned? Oh, right, that's the other one. *shudder* /shutter

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1417 on: May 08, 2022, 10:43:46 PM »

Re: Coming Attractions
« Reply #1418 on: May 08, 2022, 10:52:48 PM »
Francis Lawrence to Adapt Philip K. Dick’s ‘Vulcan’s Hammer’ With New Republic and Electric Shepherd Productions

This could be interesting; set in the not too distant future and strangely not implausible.

I've got a lot of this biscuit in the grasp of my jaws and much fluffernutter is going to waste. I hope to spread my mindseed throughout the Neurosphere off the back(s) of this (3^3)-headed Beastdoor ManBrute.

And, I'm not a Vulcan, from Vulcan, or inflexibly logical, so I say, go for it, just leave all of me behind. This whole "getting pulled in two directions" at once thing is someting I was supposed to master at a 3-legged-race, but, I was unpopular from school that day. I am sure I will catch up when the opportunity to do so is available.


(No. I don't feel like doing my 'podcast.' Go do something else while you wait. Why don't you go screw? Why don't you go do it in the rain? blah blah blah) *click*



Wow. Someone is salty today. Wew lad. I better go have another non-greasy (blank) sandwich, served without any ashtray in sight. (Steady now, Butch, that's not even your name.) Chet! Yeah, I remember him, but I don't remember him being anything but really nice. Why, did someone suddenly get transformed into a piece of shit and then get stepped on, so it's hard to identify the body? Well, I had nothing to do with it, but... I can see how that would simultaneously be a problem and make someone who know what from what to think I might know a thing or two about what happened, yeah.

What can I say? My lips are sealed. I would go ask Belinda, or Alice, when she's back from being ten weeks tall. #p.o7

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1419 on: May 08, 2022, 11:00:28 PM »
your ex’s

Reminder: we haven't ever actually gotten around to breaking up with each other. Either of them. Statement applies equally.

I suppose this doesn't really count as a "reminder" if one never actually was aware of these complexities, however... no one actually asked and someone ought to have considered that before rolling around trying to make rhubarb angels while throwing down an calling and icepick/epic fit of jealousy/epilepsy on a big ol' pile of synthetic analogues of chocolates for women.

tl;dr: <--- I'll take command of The Lost Breeding Pair. Salute, YW. (It's not a hostile takeover. It's not hostile at all. Sweeping the leg is a form of respect on lots of planets, Ladies: just do it *SWOOP*) And, yes, of course, I'll be happy to come address these loose ends later, unless someone gives me pancreatic cancer or a brain cloud or something. :P

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1420 on: May 08, 2022, 11:29:45 PM »
Where's the one that doesn't vape? Because I don't. It's gone. Surrounded by fluid, hardware vanished

Hardware found -- it didn't materialize out of thin air, thankfully, that would be all I would need today to push me over an -actual- edge, but, there it is, there it is: nicotine. Ooooh! Ahhh!

Who gave such a shit about this? Tell her I threw it in the bag with the rest of the severed heads, and if it was such a big goddam deal, I am surprised I didn't find it on Wednesday instead.

Yawn.


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1422 on: May 11, 2022, 07:05:07 PM »
This is awesome! Now we need to work on a complete blanket ban on ALL CARS in NYC!!

https://secretnyc.co/up-to-20-miles-of-new-bike-pedestrian-greenways-are-coming-to-nyc/

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1423 on: May 11, 2022, 07:11:09 PM »
a complete blanket ban on ALL CARS

I had Mommy put smallpox in the blankets. Again. It's an older tactic, Sirs, but it worked out pretty-pretty well.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1424 on: May 11, 2022, 07:27:32 PM »