Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 674001 times)

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1440 on: May 24, 2022, 01:57:53 AM »
A. Chrysler Impala? Like those ever run out of steamn injection. Well it could have been just you but it also could have been your lowered reduced core body temperature, and one other thing oxytocin key code unlock sequences from DNA, 00 something something, and rub your feet on yourself, or at least something with a soul. I got a dog. I gave it/hi.m Gay Away Still — hi Larry no it's just us here

Sounds too edgy for me to even understand. Kudzus!

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1441 on: May 24, 2022, 01:58:29 AM »

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1442 on: May 24, 2022, 02:21:28 AM »
Adjudication Follows? I have my doubts.

Edgy

I need your opinion on something. Dragon Lord has been accused of stealing Brothers Eagles Feathers.

So should I use the edge of the gavel or swing the whole goddamn ball peen like it's for the cheap seats? Personally I'm inclined to go the Annie Wilkes route.

HE STOLE MY AMARo. Taraji 55

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1443 on: May 24, 2022, 02:23:17 AM »
Sounds too edgy for me to even understand. Kudzus!

So you're too embarrassed whether to confirm tonight whether your friend brushes or rubs your feet? Weird what that extra tonight come from? That is weird wild worm God damn it

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1444 on: May 24, 2022, 02:30:03 AM »
So you're too embarrassed whether to confirm tonight whether your friend brushes or rubs your feet? Weird what that extra tonight come from? That is weird wild worm God damn it

Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?!

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1445 on: May 24, 2022, 02:51:15 AM »
Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?!

It's called bi-location. What you don't see is that elsewhere in the Cosmos, in two other separate places, Your Mom is hitting it herself, too.

You did ask. I heard The Call. What? Bossy.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1446 on: May 24, 2022, 03:06:50 AM »
It's called bi-location. What you don't see is that elsewhere in the Cosmos, in two other separate places, Your Mom is hitting it herself, too.

You did ask. I heard The Call. What? Bossy.

Everyone’s mom should’ve hit you. It might’ve done you some good.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1447 on: May 24, 2022, 03:15:35 AM »
Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?!

Because at this point, if I let anyone else do it, actual jelly is gonna start squirting out of your Fried-Green-With-Edgy-Envy-Tomatoes&Ears. My hand to God--an actual existential threat to your local biosphere's way of Life-as-it-knows-it-to-be. Typically, it's no big problem to the local environment if you happen to get, you know, jelly--We have endured much together, You and Ewe and The King and The Real King, Melchizedek I, THE MOST HIGH KING, and Eye, but once We start mixing up the tomatoes and the edgy envy with the fry-o-later oil --fresh oil, btw, must remember to buy FRESH OIL, Master-- things can start going South real peakfast. (It's like breakfast but the collapse of your world's foundational underpinnings of your various bureaucratic systems is rather more less of a catastrophic risk than it is a calculated one. (1) TIMMY!!!)

Why are you hitting yourself?!

I made myself into your tulpa for bonus credit points. If I start hitting the real you, we start getting into the whole, "everybody just be gettin' too jelly" area. And, am I ready to take it to that next area? Ehhhhh... ask your husband. I'm gonna go buy more dope.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1448 on: May 24, 2022, 03:18:58 AM »
Everyone’s mom should’ve hit you. It might’ve done you some good.

I think there's only one left, and there's only one way to find out.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1449 on: May 24, 2022, 03:20:36 AM »
Because at this point, if I let anyone else do it, actual jelly is gonna start squirting out of your Fried-Green-With-Edgy-Envy-Tomatoes&Ears. My hand to God--an actual existential threat to your local biosphere's way of Life-as-it-knows-it-to-be. Typically, it's no big problem to the local environment if you happen to get, you know, jelly--We have endured much together, You and Ewe and The King and The Real King, Melchizedek I, THE MOST HIGH KING, and Eye, but once We start mixing up the tomatoes and the edgy envy with the fry-o-later oil --fresh oil, btw, must remember to buy FRESH OIL, Master-- things can start going South real peakfast. (It's like breakfast but the collapse of your world's foundational underpinnings of your various bureaucratic systems is rather more less of a catastrophic risk than it is a calculated one. (1) TIMMY!!!)

I made myself into your tulpa for bonus credit points. If I start hitting the real you, we start getting into the whole, "everybody just be gettin' too jelly" area. And, am I ready to take it to that next area? Ehhhhh... ask your husband. I'm gonna go buy more dope.

Word salad with jelly vinaigrette. 

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1450 on: May 24, 2022, 03:50:16 AM »
Word salad

I can have your salad swapped out with a triple decker bananas & ham I.C.E. cream sandwich 'n' cup of soup barely-any-barley du jour if you wish, which conveniently comes with an attached fold-out doggie bag, just in case anyone where you are or in your sandwich is overly sensitive to canine-related imagery.

Word

Look, Commie Pinko--if you're gonna drop it on down to two-word-Tavistock codeword Ping-Pong, I'd like to hear how you develop your arguments a little bit better first instead of dismissing everything with a sippy-cup-sigh and a quick grunt at the corner of Gym Locker & Romper Room on the way to the nap room where you'll crawl into your cubby and look for something safe to suck on before using "Tired! Nap!" as your ultimate combo argument finishing move.

You're also confusing "salad" with "spaghetti" and it's clear you don't know how this shit works, you're just mindlessly aping the arcane rituals that you have grown accustomed to with those you have come to admire through the magic and power of unconscious emulation and mimicry/mockery/hickory-dickory-dockery. See? That shit worked. And, so did I. Cap. North N. Knowledge, Signatory.


Here. Here's a K. *It clanks to the floor, gazing balefully at you* Go on, pick it up. Put it where it goes. You know how to do that, don't you? Pull on the K's arm and a leg and make a wish. Oh, wait, you might have to be scorned by society and be widely known as "a tweaker" in order to achieve the fullest effect.

By the way: frustration looks grim on you. Unpleasant.... Sad!!! So I brought you these unregulated, unlicensed illicit anti-depressants of Unknown Provenance & Mysterious Dosage. (They're Boston Baked Beans with little huggies and bunnies laser-etched on to their surface in all the languages that ever existed as viable, non-forked tongues upon the surface of Your World, Punyling. How you say? HOOAH

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind.
« Reply #1451 on: May 24, 2022, 03:57:35 AM »
I can have your salad swapped out with a triple decker bananas & ham I.C.E. cream sandwich 'n' cup of soup barely-any-barley du jour if you wish, which conveniently comes with an attached fold-out doggie bag, just in case anyone where you are or in your sandwich is overly sensitive to canine-related imagery.

Look, Commie Pinko--if you're gonna drop it on down to two-word-Tavistock codeword Ping-Pong, I'd like to hear how you develop your arguments a little bit better first instead of dismissing everything with a sippy-cup-sigh and a quick grunt at the corner of Gym Locker & Romper Room on the way to the nap room where you'll crawl into your cubby and look for something safe to suck on before using "Tired! Nap!" as your ultimate combo argument finishing move.

You're also confusing "salad" with "spaghetti" and it's clear you don't know how this shit works, you're just mindlessly aping the arcane rituals that you have grown accustomed to with those you have come to admire through the magic and power of unconscious emulation and mimicry/mockery/hickory-dickory-dockery. See? That shit worked. And, so did I. Cap. North N. Knowledge, Signatory.


Here. Here's a K. *It clanks to the floor, gazing balefully at you* Go on, pick it up. Put it where it goes. You know how to do that, don't you? Pull on the K's arm and a leg and make a wish. Oh, wait, you might have to be scorned by society and be widely known as "a tweaker" in order to achieve the fullest effect.

By the way: frustration looks grim on you. Unpleasant.... Sad!!! So I brought you these unregulated, unlicensed illicit anti-depressants of Unknown Provenance & Mysterious Dosage. (They're Boston Baked Beans with little huggies and bunnies laser-etched on to their surface in all the languages that ever existed as viable, non-forked tongues upon the surface of Your World, Punyling. How you say? HOOAH



Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1453 on: May 24, 2022, 05:35:52 AM »
HE STOLE MY AMARo. Tarazi 55


Karmic Justice cycle in the house

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1454 on: May 24, 2022, 11:58:16 PM »