Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 673969 times)


Re: Such is life in the Congo things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1546 on: June 24, 2022, 01:15:26 AM »
https://twitter.com/Princess_North1/status/1538832500180516864

Well... I mean, that's why there's.. a Pause, yo. (degenerates won't be able to read a STOP sign, lol)

Look, what can I say? Vaguely lovable threats of murder are obviously what this place was built on the backs on--and I am nothing if not #respectful to those who have come before me. I think I'm standing on the shoulders of Aaron Barry right now!

Even though resurrections are available, I'm not looking to -prove- that kind of thing. I am just here for... The Vessel.



I am on a misson from G-d. Like it or not: this is what Peak N-Human Performance (PHAT-enabled) looks like, and regardless of what any of you what'ting, drooling, mouthbreathing half-tards think right now... your kids are gonna love it. I'm the best goddam Ambassdor you got, west of the Ozarks; east has Snake Plissken, and he's awesome, but he doesn't like to type, he'd have to take off his shootin' gloves and his shootin' glasses and remember how to say things in English. (Hard for sssssnakes, amiright?)

And yes: real world. Not "actual", REAL WORLD. NOT EXERCISING. (I answered God's Own Call.) What do you want from me? Bluds 'n' Crips? Ain't got none.

It's just me: Mikey (CLASSIFIED). (They'll come up with a new handle for me later, I'm sure.) cyltia, j*eol

Re: Such is life in the Congo things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1547 on: June 24, 2022, 01:31:05 AM »
Well... I mean, that's why there's.. a Pause, yo. (degenerates won't be able to read a STOP sign, lol)

Look, what can I say? Vaguely lovable threats of murder are obviously what this place was built on the backs on--and I am nothing if not #respectful to those who have come before me. I think I'm standing on the shoulders of Aaron Barry right now!

Even though resurrections are available, I'm not looking to -prove- that kind of thing. I am just here for... The Vessel.



I am on a misson from G-d. Like it or not: this is what Peak N-Human Performance (PHAT-enabled) looks like, and regardless of what any of you what'ting, drooling, mouthbreathing half-tards think right now... your kids are gonna love it. I'm the best goddam Ambassdor you got, west of the Ozarks; east has Snake Plissken, and he's awesome, but he doesn't like to type, he'd have to take off his shootin' gloves and his shootin' glasses and remember how to say things in English. (Hard for sssssnakes, amiright?)

And yes: real world. Not "actual", REAL WORLD. NOT EXERCISING. (I answered God's Own Call.) What do you want from me? Bluds 'n' Crips? Ain't got none.

It's just me: Mikey (CLASSIFIED). (They'll come up with a new handle for me later, I'm sure.) cyltia, j*eol

Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind
« Reply #1548 on: June 24, 2022, 06:19:54 AM »
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One of the things this pint sized actor loved about working with the permanent A list director, is that the director was convinced he at least once had sex with an alien.

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/06/blind-item-11_23.html


Re: Morbindly obese, dindu things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1549 on: July 03, 2022, 05:34:10 AM »
wipepo avoid corn syrup like the plague and dindus eat it right out of the bottle


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« Reply #1550 on: July 05, 2022, 01:45:35 PM »

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« Reply #1554 on: July 12, 2022, 11:19:13 PM »

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1555 on: July 14, 2022, 04:06:04 PM »
Scoobittybeebop! I’m hip, I’m hip.


Re: Tsundere, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1556 on: July 14, 2022, 06:47:14 PM »
I lost my other account password

Now i am a cat lady

Re: Arbitrary, tsundere things on your mind. Post 'em.
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« Reply #1558 on: July 14, 2022, 08:49:56 PM »
I lost my other account password

Now i am a cat lady


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Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1559 on: July 14, 2022, 11:11:17 PM »
Scoobittybeebop! I’m hip, I’m hip.

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When someone replaces your regular laugh track with a trainwreck I'm going to crossworlds and figure out a way to monetize the film rights so our children can have a home with gardiners as poolboys for life. This -can- be a lifetime obsession and probably would be by now if there wasn't such a long line at the concessions.

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