Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.

[pate]

Clearly, the Counter-sniper took so long to take the shot because he felt bad about having to 86 a retarded kid.

It must have felt like shooting a puppy... in the gravel pit.

[Jackstar]

It must have felt like shooting a puppy... in the gravel pit.

Niggermike: dude you are not scoring points here so you need to get corrected in public. Mostly because you're an asshole, but not exclusively for that reason.

#1) hey, how's your cancer? Well, maybe you don't have it yet, maybe you got a cure. What you don't have is Stallone in C.O.B.R.A. as your candy-striper.

#2) hey, how's your wife? Oh wait, I mean, the country's wife. You probably don't even know if you're married on any given day or not; not because you're that stupid, but because you're... just... that... compartmentalized.

#3) Do you realize that every single conversation you and I have ever had comes up for Discovery? Did you know that you aren't who you think you are? Did you know that you used to be a ghoul thrall to a hostile foreign power? Did you bother to notice that the dipshit hood rat bitches you were trying to use as bait... didn't like me either?

#4) Did you really think that I was interested in sitting alone without having fun for three years, and that anyone who thought I was not “Interested” or a “willing participant” simply had no jurisdiction BECAUSE VALID REASONS?

#5) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Because this isn't a phone call, and what the fuck do you think you're doing back here? APPARENTLY YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE COOL. NO IT FUCKING WELL ISN'T.


#6) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may well have become a “free” Mason but... I haven't, am content with my lot in life, and oh by the way: you took way, way more than $50 worth of bait. Like you have no idea, do you? Jesus, d00D: you're the kind of reprobate retarda
 who should be disarmed, and meanwhile that degenerate moron Yorkshire Pud thinks it's about pædophiles with acccess to firearms. It not even about Scott and your access to potential catamites via your access to CPS databases, or religious exemption  permit records, or illegal book seizures, (Sherrif, it's like this: that woman hands me the book personally or this gets worse for everyone but me), and it sure as frick isn't about Pizzagate.

#7) It's not about any Pizza. Neither -gate nor -Punch. It's not about Azz and his 22 pages, either. (Bruh. I think we're good? 72 hours to be sure. I am already ALL.IN.BET tho, ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯, YOLO.SIDHE.B!TCH, let's go.) I just got a call from OR while composing this. Google Screener took it. Fuck you, OR.


#8) īT Χ a.b.∞.T∆īVī∆r° P0\/VmR. (This Cloak & Dagger shit is one hell of a drug.


#9) Squaw, sick balls. (Either Cynnie or She will be happy to kill you, Fatso. Now, I suggest you STAND DOWN. You weren't okay with being left alive? Okay. You can go back to “undead thrall minion,” IDGAF.


#10) YOU⭕pate: You should just rub all the rhubarb. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ What do I care? Go nuts, Trooper, btw: they really will kill you when they find out... and, they have.



So... Bye.

[Jackstar]

How can a dead man kill someone?!

Where's Karrin?

[Jackstar]

That's great, buddy!

Remember the tooth. When you see the bear īⁿ, REMEMBER THE TOOTH.

[Master Trollda]

Where's Karrin?

The White House.

[Jackstar]

He won’t post vids, folks. Words only! He’s a reader. Don’t you admire him?

Is this twerp bothering you, Ma’am? I'll have more flexibility kicking and in his face after I'm exonerated at trial, but TBQH if you were to say the magic words precisely enough I could just buy another truck and then drive to his location and then drive through his fucking house like Gibson in Braveheart with the horse. I'd probably get a medal if I did it at the right time.

Optics is almost everything at this level. The stuff that isn't optics is that I'm literally going to hear about that bald, tough cunt tree faggot pretending to be named “Mike” and married to ... who? Wow, awkward.

To be fair: I can see why so cops end up eating the gun. Vampyr actually hired fat tubs of shit named Mike to act as their day muscle? Ugh, what a hassle.

As well as obscenely overpriced at any. John Seb: YOU.ARE.FUCKING.FIRED..PACK.YOUR.SHIT,.DOUGHBOY.
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I literally never liked you. *snap* That's what she will do to you. And I will watch.


Because that sounds tasty. Not for sex, oh no.


Reminder:

Code: [Select]

you had your chance to be close to me.
Don't run here. You're banned. (Also: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR KIDNEYS WITH A FORK AND SELL THEM TO THE TRIADS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

Like how dumb are you? You could have been making overtures. Now I know what happened. Is this how fat, bald, degenerate racist fuckwits arrange for seppuku? I retract the question.


Tammy: kill your husband. He's an asshole. I'm not putting up with this shit for -him-. If you hate him so goddam much... why did you marry him? Women!

Tell you what ... torture him to death and make him confess all this shit on his OnlyFans. *then* kill him. Or whatever totalspookshow hobo council elite security team Force Sigmas actually do.


Besides get raped by thuggy-druggy piggie-bitchies. Like, I can't just even with you Punylings anymore, honestly. Do I look like I need a gun? No, sweetie.

I just need addresses. E.L.M.E.R. *thud* handles the rest.


Fuck it; I'm just going to start letting women rail me. Idc. p.s.: Kelly/Heidi... YOUR HIGHER SELVES DON'T GET TO GROOM ME.


BECAUSE I'M A MAN WITH A PENIS, NOT A FAGIN.  Anyway: whatevah. I'm bored with all this by a country mile.

No need to be mad at Nickles, btw. The laughter wasn't what blew it. What blew it was YOU WERE BREAKING THE FUCKING YOU FAT JELLY BELLY KIKEWOP ISLAND BĪBOYB!TCHGOY CRACKER CATAMIGHTIER, MORON, AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD PRAY FOR THE GAS CHAMBER.

YOU ARE BUSTED, TYME KOP. She will never stop wanting you dead. Enjoy, baby.

Fuck with my life again and you do more than regret it. My life will regret it as well. As this was all me being nice. For a dozen years. And this is somehow hard for Fat Bald Husband DEA Mike his partner BOSSER HAWG? (Ooh, nice gun. Oh yeah, you're welcome. :massive roll eyes:) Jesus, you must really rape the shit out of my friends, huh? Because I shouldn't have had to have not heard a word about a pair of jagoff skinhead morons this many too years too late.


For you. Too late, for YOU, lol. Officer Dimes, can I just leave now? This is between all of you, right? Or should I “shut the fuck up and stay put?” Am I being detained?

Pardon my French: “eat my shit, you albino schweinhund inbred low-I.Q. inbred thug, and if you knew what most of those words meant, you'd probably be so angry, you'd have to find another woman to take it out on. lol. FU °īⁿkīVīü§ Swine: you're dismissed without pay.” Too wordy for Rob Reiner to make a movie about it, n‘est-ce pas?

Unless.. hey, what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction? I bet that was a f∞kin’ EMERGENCY, too.

Seraphim77: phenibut scared you, huh? lol, girls

[Jackstar]

The White House.

No, that's Jill, who is neither Karrin, Melania, Tamara, or... well I was gonna add another name, but... that one might have been upgraded. It's been a busy few days, eh? Eh? How about a Fresca?

And at this point, I would tousel your hair, but... I don't know which of these morons you were once in command of, and I'm not here to embarrass you. I'm here too do something else.


Here: take this Trifle (∞) Pass. We can talk later after Commandant Ubernerd stops fuvking with my 🆔, taking twinning the forum, staying my comms, and my mail, and some other things, and did you all even think to worry about what's really important?

You have to explain how all of you just let me sit here. “Well... we decided we were just gonna steal all his stuff and rape any friends he might have ever had.” that was plan A? What was plan B?

This is why you homos will never take out the white race. (Three years and no one could figure it out? Losers.) Without both hemispheres working TOGETHER TO GET HER TOGETHER, the Riddle of The Sphynx is, in fact: Unbreakable.


Why am I explaining this to you while showing of for your wife and her future staff of executive personal assistants? Oh, I just like the way it sounds when I Swype.


p.s.:The Freewrite, the Chromebook, the Starlink, and the phone I spent $700 on? In Oregon. Stolen by thugs operating under false color of law and engaged in a criminal conspiracy to deny me my civil rights.

AND YOU GUYS DID THIS
...

WHY? (It's a secret.) Swamp gas? Weather balloons? Or maybe...




CHECKMATE: TRANSEATTLITE.ICY.IVY.LVANIA STYLE. (Title is tentative; not for broadcast; my life is not your workprint, Texas Bellfag Dadz.


Try my sassPILLAR, you white shadow cowards, lol. Any of you unhappy about how this is turning out?

No one cares. And when they do, you ewe will beg for my lash. “Get a job.” Fuck you. I have sufficient employment that supports my primary purpose.

YOUR primary porpoise doesn't get my support. And you don't get those either. Believe īT... things have ended for ewe. (I don't wanna boast, so I'll claim there's an embargo and have another beer, twerpface.)

And (You), Ballgrab. Adieu.

[Lazarus]

Make me.

You know this could be taken with more than one meaning.

Aside from Jackie's gastric spasms, did you ever have any run-ins with one Tiger Lily? She had some nasty things on Smellgab in your direction.

[Jackstar]

Tiger Lily?

Even for you, this is shameless pandering. (Kudos.)

[Lazarus]

You know this could be taken with more than one meaning.

Aside from Jackie's gastric spasms, did you ever have any run-ins with one Tiger Lily? She had some nasty things on Smellgab in your direction.

Not all is lost. KSM is a fan.

We are all doomed in a political maelstrom.

[Master Trollda]

You know this could be taken with more than one meaning.

Aside from Jackie's gastric spasms, did you ever have any run-ins with one Tiger Lily? She had some nasty things on Smellgab in your direction.

Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?! Most of them (like Tigerlily) are strident communists without the capacity for humor.

[Jackstar]

Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?!

Whatever Dot.

[Jackstar]

KSM is a fan.

Also: a creepy rapey pederast (“AIDS!”) homo. FIts in well with you people.

[Lazarus]

Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?! Most of them (like Tigerlily) are strident communists without the capacity for humor.

Because k_dubb made his way there and someone else clucked in they missed you.

[Master Trollda]

Because k_dubb made his way there and someone else clucked in they missed you.

You miss a lot of things when you’re censorious, language policing communists suffering from groupthink.