Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.

[Starr Mountain]

I'm going to need a copy of this.

[Laser]

At first, it sounds iffy.  But then when one thinks about it, it sounds pretty cool.  I'm going to buy the ingredients and give it a shot.

Yeesh! I have never had a PBJS in my life, but I certainly wouldn't start with this monstrosity.

[Starr Mountain]

Yeesh! I have never had a PBJS in my life, but I certainly wouldn't start with this monstrosity.

I'm not so sure it's a monstrosity, Laser.  Fruit preserves go well with Peanut butter and bacon.  The question is, does peanut butter and bacon go well together.  I'm going to wager they do.  I'll find out when I make the famous sandwich.
One thing.  I will not be using the same amount of ingredients as Elvis.  Maybe about an eighth, or less, of that.

[K_Dubb]

[Innerreach]

What? No Grindr!!

[K_Dubb]

What? No Grindr!!

It’s an app silly

[Innerreach]

It’s an app silly

 

[AZZERAE]

Didn't nobody notice it spells "arse?"

[Innerreach]

Didn't nobody notice it spells "arse?"

K_DUBB! You clever boy!

[pate]

Pate, have you ever tried this?..

Nope, although I am inclined to try it.  Baguette/French loaf, 1 lb of bacon, a "jar" of blueberry preserves & a "jar" of peanut butter.

I have two questions, how big of a "jar" are we talking:  The little ~8 fluid ounce size or the big-ass "family size" jar?



I find peanut butter to be disgusting, may I substitute some other "nut"-butter?  Cashew butter or something?

Also, I just want to type "Nutbutter" again.

Nutbutter, hah!

[Innerreach]

I have two questions, how big of a "jar" are we talking:  The little ~8 fluid ounce size or the big-ass "family size" jar?

That is entirely up to your appetite and how much toilet time you can afford. I say, go big or go home!

I find peanut butter to be disgusting, may I substitute some other "nut"-butter?  Cashew butter or something

Please, by all means, Pate. I've heard amazing things about Cashew Butter. I really need to try it sometime.

Also, I just want to type "Nutbutter" again.

Nutbutter, hah!

Nutbutter Nutty butternut Nutbuttery Nutbutter hah! Wow, that is oddly cathartic.

[Master Trollda]

I’d always heard it was peanut butter, bacon and banana.

[Innerreach]

I’d always heard it was peanut butter, bacon and banana.

I figured the nigger soul food alternative would have turkey necks in place of bacon.

[pate]

Grimmway recalls Bunny Luv, other carrot products because of Salmonella risk

California carrot...Bunny Luv...Anyone can become sick...

This site is always talking about dietary supplements and stuff, still I think it is a heavily encoded message about something else entirely.  I have sent this article to the Crypto Department for further analysis.

Still, be safe:  Do not stuff these disease ridden root-vegetables into your hunger-hole(s)!

[Laser]

Nope, although I am inclined to try it.  Baguette/French loaf, 1 lb of bacon, a "jar" of blueberry preserves & a "jar" of peanut butter.

I have two questions, how big of a "jar" are we talking:  The little ~8 fluid ounce size or the big-ass "family size" jar?



I find peanut butter to be disgusting, may I substitute some other "nut"-butter?  Cashew butter or something?

Also, I just want to type "Nutbutter" again.

Nutbutter, hah!

Harry Potter explains it all for your edification.



More details here https://www.inthekitchenwithmatt.com/fools-gold-loaf

The authentic Fools Gold Loaf had a full 16 oz container of peanut butter spread on it.