The following vidya turned out to be not at all about why
Onions Are Green:
I watched it anyway, because Orion slave girls are
hawt (and apparently they are not slaves but I already knew that.)
For those interested, the "original" Orion slave girl (or the actress that portrayed her) was freaking awesome. If I were to have a "
waifu" Susan Oliver would be "The One."
The Green Girl