Author Topic: Jackstar Is Single Again (was: "Re: Grapefruit was raped & murdered last night."  (Read 25277 times)

Just to keep it all in one place.



This doesn't look like any kind of kayfabe to me.
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You really—simply do not want to know.

Scientists [...] HORRIFIC

Do not panic.
I'm Here.

« Reply #1 on: Today at 05:43:42 »


First post.

Imagine the reflux.


Hey, Sweety—bring home a dozen eggs, so we can put them in The Egg Boss.


And, yes—YES, MY DARLING, THAT IS A EUPHEMISM FOR FUCKING OUR BRAINS OUT. *spark*





Don't turn off your protection grid, EVER AGAIN. Just ask Jewel.
Rawr.

« Last post by Jackstar JSAC-KUCZI RAVE# on Today at 06:59:58 »

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I don't need food badly. I'm fine!


Thanks for asking.

Imagine the reflux.

I'm going to need a bigger Stein.

I was home all night masturbating and my google history will prove it!


I was home all night masturbating

Well, it does make sense, that you would have both left it there and have had to take that much time to find it.

Well, it does make sense, that you would have both left it there and have had to take that much time to find it.

Thanks captain vague. ::)


Imagine the reflux.

All this resurrecting is not as tiresome for my arms as one might expect—It's really a lot of finger clapping, steak seared Chicago rare, and a nice Chianti, to be quite honest—but let me tell you, all the f****** deep reef de-briefs are really tedious.


Thanks captain vague. ::)

She's “fine.” Go ask her.

At any height.



The Sea Trials
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2021, 09:35:24 PM »
Currently ongoing. I aced mine; she will as well. It's a ‘lock. Some questions remain (for some) as to, weather or knot, she'll beat my high score, as well as, whether or not I wagered on her to pass or fail The Kobayashi Maru. (It's an older, more optional part of The Trials, but trust Me; she knows what I had to do in order to score what I did, and she won't miss such an opportunity to impress me/Him right back, even between the eyes.)

Obviously, there is no question that I wagered. (Jesus, have you met me? KNOW: YOU DID NOT.) I bet the farm on this broad... a decision that l, will not only never forget *nor* EVER regret, I would do it again and again and again. Same decisions. Every. single. Time.
With. STILE.

Behind a van, in front of a van, next to a van, around the corner from a van. Totes anywhere.


This isn't any end of my line... THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. And that's not mellow gold, or even yellowcake uranium... that's yellow pancake batter. Stay tuned.

Some of Eewww, People are literally going to s*** your pants. My hand to God.


Pack a lunch -and- a hearty, balanced breakfast—dinner is on (Prot). I hope all of all y'all like bananas.

With spidersauce. *glasses clink*

Re: The Sea Trials
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2021, 12:23:45 AM »
Currently ongoing. I aced mine; she will as well. It's a ‘lock. Some questions remain (for some) as to, weather or knot, she'll beat my high score, as well as, whether or not I wagered on her to pass or fail The Kobayashi Maru. (It's an older, more optional part of The Trials, but trust Me; she knows what I had to do in order to score what I did, and she won't miss such an opportunity to impress me/Him right back, even between the eyes.)

Obviously, there is no question that I wagered. (Jesus, have you met me? KNOW: YOU DID NOT.) I bet the farm on this broad... a decision that l, will not only never forget *nor* EVER regret, I would do it again and again and again. Same decisions. Every. single. Time.
With. STILE.

Behind a van, in front of a van, next to a van, around the corner from a van. Totes anywhere.


This isn't any end of my line... THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. And that's not mellow gold, or even yellowcake uranium... that's yellow pancake batter. Stay tuned.

Some of Eewww, People are literally going to s*** your pants. My hand to God.


Pack a lunch -and- a hearty, balanced breakfast—dinner is on (Prot). I hope all of all y'all like bananas.

With spidersauce. *glasses clink*


I possess what is frequently referred to as “Having the old finger on the pulse” of the situation.

You should consume some green tea and consider undergoing that sex change of an operation you've been contemplating for some time now, Jackie.

I already told you to come by anytime you'd like, and I don't understand the ongoing attempts of surveillance, espionage, Vertigo Interloper Portal replacement, and hiding my Monopoly money.

#Stop Trying To Hack My Okay Computer

#Stop Rolling Doobies With My Monopoly Money

#And FFS Stop Pitting Space Against Me



Sincerely, CC Member President & Founder.