The Kingdom of Nye

[Master Trollda]

Heather and I used to be vampire BFFs but now I never hear from her anymore. Sigh...I have a feeling this going to end up just like The Hunger. 



Does Heather have a girlfriend?

[AZZERAE]

Kira Noir.

[Laser]

Always another dimension to explore.

[Jackstar]

I just got censored by the CIA. Like they hacked my mouse and made me click on the button to delete all my work that I just wrote for the last 5 hours. I mean great that they have the sole copy now, but now I have my own empty sadness in what passes for the typewrit of my hart

Always another dimension to explore.

Yep, actual Company. They kind of like me. I get around. I'm polite. I'm irreplaceable. When I say “kind of like me” I mean to say, “they barely restrain themselves from killing me on sight”

[Master Trollda]

I just got censored by the CIA. Like they hacked my mouse and made me click on the button to delete all my work that I just wrote for the last 5 hours. I mean great that they have the sole copy now, but now I have my own empty sadness in what passes for the typewrit of my hart

Yep, actual Company. They kind of like me. I get around. I'm polite. I'm irreplaceable. When I say “kind of like me” I mean to say, “they barely restrain themselves from killing me on sight”

You should probably let us know now that you’re not suicidal then.

[Jackstar]

You should probably let us know now that you’re not suicidal then.

I'll get your mother to tell your aunt to tell my aunt to tell my mother to kick you in the balls. This should satisfy most watershed requirements.

[Brother OJ]

7 1/2 h of WADE all Wade, all the time

[Laser]

7 1/2 h of WADE all Wade, all the time

Much appreciated.

[Jackstar]

Much appreciated.

I'm not aware that you're talking about the same thing as I am, but this telemetry data I am seeing is phenomenal. I had no idea Tiffany could bend over that far. This is gonna change everything.


Oh, and, BTW: DVR is pissed that his lawyer told him exactly what I already knew: a C&D doesn't cancel Fair Use, and even if it did, go ahead and sue me. Do you need the name of another good lawyer, or, can't you just give a little more fiat currency to one of the ones you already got? Surf'n'turf, my friend.

You asked for this. Then, you blocked my number. You might wanna unblock it when you're done being a whiny coward pussy. Now, what's next? I got a lot going on here.

Walker is sputched. Old news. Bottom rung. He had his chance. Just sayin'.

[Laser]

[pate]

I'm not aware that you're talking about the same thing as I am, but this telemetry data I am seeing is phenomenal. I had no idea Tiffany could bend over that far. This is gonna change everything.


Oh, and, BTW: DVR is pissed that his lawyer told him exactly what I already knew: a C&D doesn't cancel Fair Use, and even if it did, go ahead and sue me. Do you need the name of another good lawyer, or, can't you just give a little more fiat currency to one of the ones you already got? Surf'n'turf, my friend.

You asked for this. Then, you blocked my number. You might wanna unblock it when you're done being a whiny coward pussy. Now, what's next? I got a lot going on here.

Walker is sputched. Old news. Bottom rung. He had his chance. Just sayin'.

Hear, musaks:

[Worthauger]

METATRON informs me that this development has created new future probabilities that are beyond calculation of the possibilities. You're welcome.

No, you're waking up Hicks. Nice alarm clock; I didn't know DARPA had their own gift catalog. I do appreciate you not giving up, if only just barely.


tl;dr RED (INTEGER) LOVES BLUE HORSESHOE

[Worthauger]

Hear, musaks:

Oh, right I forgot I do that.


Seriously. I literally forgot.






Go on. Try me. Do it. I got her mojo, right here.


YOU WILL NEVER PENETRATE
THE FINAL SECRET
THROUGH S7BT3R47GE


MOSTLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE LAST GUARDIAN OF THE HOLY GRAIL TO FINALLY TAKE A NAP SO I CAN TAKE HIS WALLET SO I CAN GO BUY A WHORE SO I CAN TAKE PICTURES SO I CAN POST THEM ON 8KUN AND THEN BLAME (PROT), BUT AS A FRINGE CASE SCENARIO THAT'S NOT LIKELY TO HAPPEN ANYTIME SOON, OR EVEN AT ALL, BUT IF IT DOES, I'M ON IT.


MEANWHILE: GO FISH. JOB'S DONE, THAT MEANS YOU'RE DONE. HAVE FUN IN ALASKA, MOTORMOUTH.


I'll miss you. *click*

[Worthauger]

Walker is sputched. Old news. Bottom rung. He had his chance. Just sayin'.

Imagine his terror. BEYOND BUDDY.

[Worthauger]

Much appreciated.

And I thought I had problems. Ouch.


I'll see what I can do once I get out of the hyperbaric chamber. I ordered the model with the enhancement upgrade so I might take a while, but still, your problems are near and dear to my heart.


I'm going to check over the nearest Walmart and look for a technical solution and I'll call you in the morning. Oh, wait it is morning. Okay, well, then this counts. all right I'll try again next week bye