The Neutering of Entertainment

[Master Trollda]

Our Heroes

[Laser]

Putting into words what we are all thinking.

[Master Trollda]

'The Book of Boba Fett'

Boba Fett lived and died a bounty hunter. That’s cannon according to the first trilogy. Nope! Disney doesn’t give a fuck. Now he’s given up his bounty hunting days to become a good guy social justice warrior with a woman by his side to keep him on track. You’d have to be beyond braindead retarded to be able to enjoy this pap.

[pate]

...Boba Fett lived and died a bounty hunter...

The Last One Standing: The Tale of Boba Fett

...The majority of the story takes place 15 years after Return of the Jedi, when Fett fell into the sarlacc;[4] his escape was dealt with in another short story by the author subtitled The Tale of Boba Fett...

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A Barve Like That: The Tale of Boba Fett

...creative differences with Lucasfilm prevented him from writing the outline he envisioned. He planned to have Boba Fett spend years in the sarlacc, but was told he could only be there for a couple of days...

Depending on what you consider "canon" Boba Fett surviving the Sarlac Pit (Pit of the Sarlacc?) dates back to the mid-nineties.  I think it even predates the LucasFilm abortions known as Episodes I-III...

Those stories were all "officially licensed Star Wars" shit, although I will accept the position that they do not count as "canon."  I don't know, Admiral Thrawn isn't canon, but I sure enjoyed working for/against him in the original X-wing & Tie Fighter games when I was a lad.  I also enjoyed the non-canon Ewok Holocaust, because they were supposed to be Wookies, dammit...

This "Neutering of Entartaintment" you grouse about is nothing neu, Doc...

[Master Trollda]

I accept you as a gay man, pate. It’s alright to come out of the closet. You’re safe here.

[pate]

I accept you as a gay man, pate. It’s alright to come out of the closet. You’re safe here. :)

That sounds like something K_Dubb might fantasize about say, buddy!



You really can't read can you?  I feel so badly for you, you probably think "Starship Troopers" was a great movie don't you?  If only you could read, you would shit yourself at how much more awesome the actual book Heinlein wrote was than that pile of shit.  Talk about "neutering," I imagine going through life unable to read is somewhat akin to a "mental neutering."

Anyway, it is quite flattering, albeit a bit disturbing, to know that you fantasize about my sexuality.

Cheers, buddy!

[Master Trollda]

[pate]

Yes, Doc!  Totes triggered! 



This would be more fun if you could actually read and write though... buddy!

[Master Trollda]

That’s kinda mean considering my supporting of your coming out of the closet. Oh well, back on ignore you go.

[pate]

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And Jon Favreau For Not Understanding Boba Fett

[Master Trollda]

Another anti-establisment hippy becomes a pro-establishment Rage For The Machine.
Talk about sad camels.