Author Topic: David Wilcock: CAUGHT BY WORTHAUGER (release: schedule and q-determinator)  (Read 30236 times)

Re: David Wilcock Is A Motherfucking Scumbag Cuntlicking Shithead PONCE
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2022, 12:09:49 PM »
“The Turlettski (sic) Work.” He goes on about this at about 1:03 and it just about kills me. Sometimes I feel bad how goddam rough I was on him when titled this thread, but–not always.

Re: David Wilcock Is A Motherfucking Scumbag Cuntlicking Shithead PONCE
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2022, 12:26:39 PM »
https://voca.ro/14MdsSeN2Fzw


*interior victory condition satisfaction imminent*

Re: David Wilcock Is Kinda Okay... I Guess... Still Pretty Tedious
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2022, 11:38:08 PM »
*interior victory condition satisfaction imminent*


Oh, I forgot to mention: I finished watching this other day. Sort of. I got to the part where he was busting out with a whole bunch of shit that I've known about for years--YEARS--and watching him spill the beans while sitting in alone in a big house with a bunch of guitars is, while not the best experience of my life, ranks far, far above the worst of them.

Above most of them. Quite honestly. I'll know for sure when I can make sure I don't rip open my esophagus or get arrested before making sure I saw the whole thing to the end. Not that I absolutely -have- to watch totes100 of the video content every man named David on the Internet shovels out, but... well, at least this one has hair. I wonder what he washes it with? Must remember to ask.




I think there's probably some subtext here that I'm missing, at least I hope so, because otherwise... Well, wait a second. With this level of confusion in my ethical sense, I'm going to take a sit back, regroup, and restate all of my basic assumptions.

I probably don't need to be any more humble than I naturally am. Now that literally every human being that I've ever known has been removed from My Life by threat of force or actual guns, I might as well just not bother to waste any amount of time with anybody who presents any signs of judgment towards arrogance and strictly select people to spend time with, based on their ability to completely believe all of my personal hype—or at least, successfully front convincingly in a pinch.

Okay, one down. Let's see how I am with how many basic assumptions I need. Well now that I take the time to think about it, I don't think I need any at all, I was probably just doing it either out of habit or as a sense of imagined obligation.

Those moose outside the window aren't imaginary though. Hello, if somebody went Quantum I'm not going to be able to tell you, I'm not that kind of cyborg, no I wish to report on the coming and goings of people who can turn into mooses. Moses. Meese? Is it really nice? Auto correction becoming increasingly illness.

I think I'll probably ask saturated to change the title now. And I like that too I'm going to start calling him Saturated. But only if I can get the autocorrect automatically capitalize it without having to think about it. I don't want to feel like I'm kissing his ass by intentionally capitalizing his name every time, not out of duty, but as a... Oh never mind I cannot keep this up, lol


I called the main line number of the court and asked for the department of emergency orders, okay well not really. But I did call and ask some questions. It went about as well as you can expect, and I don't think they're going to come get me this time, although I do have the experience of using my phone and then putting it down and then eating my roast chicken with a wedding fork and then having a knock at the door and then they instantly took me into custody and that was the last time I saw it.

I sure hope they can justify that. How much money did it cost to put me in the hole for 4 days for no particular reason? I wish I had a small collection of bastard—yet literate—children, not just that they can take notes for me, but because I could either marry their mother or hire an actress to pretend to be her and marry her instead and then the children would grow up knowing that they were loved. And then just at the apex of menarch; a box of 10,000 bore worms arrives from Amazon Prime.


It's like Roger & Me without the camera, and only I and the dead people who know me get to watch it unfold organically. Oh, it is also “Poltergeist,” because, hey, did I mention? This house is on a ancient Indian burial ground? It's totally haunted.



Yeah, I probably wouldn't call me back either. ;)




I talk to spiders. This guy talks to a pair of moose. I'd recommend taking your pick, but, it's really not exclusive. This is a brand new day on this side of The Singularity.

Now, spiders don't talk back to me, and they don't barricade me in my home and prevent me from taking a walk, so you might as well just flip a coin.

Another news: I've received diplomatic courtesy and I now know the reason why this is taking so long, and by this I mean me standing here waiting to go home.

It's actually pretty gravy. And imaginary conversations in my mind are encouraging me to monetize go take it to the patreon offer it up for $50 of membership and see you guys, I'm going to Disneyland woo! I finally made it!

I'm sure the word BOLO is being attached to my name right now. after I called The Court and used the word (Blank) twice—both hands!—I asked her if she could report that for me  she said she couldn't. I said, “oh, that's too bad.”

I further continue: “hey do you think this phone call is being recorded?” I'm asking politely here. I've turned off the stress siren vibrato that I can do with the back of my neck now. It's pretty cool. I used it mostly unconsciously on the phone with some guy once and he asked me if I was masturbating, and I was like, “Actually, never again, actually. #Actual.”

The objective here is to live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse, and reporting to my attorney that The Sheriff is now intimidated & won't return my calls & allows me to take it the next next level.

Now, having made this milestone goal progress, I'm going to immediately capitalize on that burst of energy by going out to my truck and getting stoned. I'm working an angle here. I'm telling you so that it's something I can point back to later.

By the way, I got the new name: Greatfield. It's ideal. No mistake, no contact, no touching.

No liability, custody threats neutralized, it's 5 minutes to 11:00 on a Monday morning and I've already made my point for the week with the highest Authority in The Land.

Fallout Wednesday is forecast to be catastrophic. I can't stop it. I wouldn't stop it! For one thing I need help. Is that cat really dead? Jewel is not saying a word. One from would expect that from a personal perspective, given that I'm not prone to hallucinating this shit.

Oh yeah I was calling I just assumed said it all aside and just play video games get laid. Make some goulash. Watch sunset smoke a doobie get laid some more basically just get laid and go to sleep for about 3 years I can do that can't cuz I've had a rough few lips for a while. Loops. Laptops throughout Windows.

Nevertheless, duty calls. I actually happened to have this Naruto heritage. I mean Navajo. No I mean I don't want to have any whores, they're supposed to pay me. Definitely in exchange for breaking all this alien code shit, and then ass-blasting it in plain text.

It's not like I couldn't be lazy if I wanted to, I could just go right back to bed you know. I got nothing going on. Five fucking weeks. If there were a way to get out and push I would. I assume the purpose is to get me to dissociate further from reality, and it's working.

And holy shit; she told you that I had been told by her about my desire for dance monkeys. I bet that's an intuitive leap I can't guarantee it and you probably don't have to answer—you don't even know what I'm talking about, do you?

Oh I bet that's exactly what happened. Also, I'm the one that traveled in time and she didn't like that, it's basically more of me to keep track of, and, talk about lazy, like wow.

When I found out he was sandbagging and actually pretending to sleep and then waking me up and having an entire life 24/7 for weeks at a time without telling me—I mean I suspected and then maybe she didn't but I wasn't and she knew enough to have, and I didn't put a motion tracker on her, didn't they implant that one with “the cataract”?

Okay, I got to say it, brava. I'm immediately adding all of this to my research corpus immediately & it's becoming a core tenet of my spiritual faith.

Also I'm going to start moving to a private discord server. *wrinkles nose like in Bewitched*

K, that shit works, yo. It ain't even, I hope everyone can see why I have no reason to be upset about anything at all. So finding myself to be that way is a real attention-getter.


Is the cat dead? And is asking the question of violation of the no contact order? (REMEMBER IT'S AN EMERGENCY.) Bellgab lawyers unite to tell me the truth: I was told to call the Marines, but you do outrank them...

https://twitter.com/SiriusBShaman/status/1509403569136488448

I talk to spiders. This guy talks to a pair of moose. 

Tick tock, (PROT). It's toteson.

Re: David Wilcock Is A Motherfucking Scumbag Cuntlicking Shithead PONCE
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2022, 07:07:45 AM »
David Willingcock aka That Dancin' Guy with the five-head. Has he ever worked a normal job? I don't even know what to make of this weirdo. One time he policed a chat between David Icke and Jordan Maxwell and that was really odd. Maybe he was doing a word count.

Is he a grifter or is he something more, like a gatekeeper? Maybe he is a diddler. He sure is a weird looking weirdo.

Get a job fucko!


Re: David Wilcock Is A Ladyboy & A Scholar's Moorish Hoor
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2022, 08:29:32 PM »
G-ddamit, I'm all out of beer. Fuck. Well, fortunately, luckily, just by chance, I happen to have HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE BANK, A CONVENIENCE STORE WITHIN A 5 MINUTE DRIVE, AND A GODDAM FLYING CAR, SO I CAN BE THERE IN THREE GODDAM MINUTES.


Sew, YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF. See you in seven years, Pro.

Re: David Wilcock Is Kinda Okay... I Guess... Still Pretty Tedious
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2022, 08:32:25 PM »
I wonder what he washes it with? Must remember to ask.

Hopefully, he flosses with her pubes after each and every daily rape. I don't give a single, solitary shit.




Believe it, Fuckhead. Enjoy.

Re: David Wilcock Is Kinda Okay... I Guess... Still Pretty Tedious
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2022, 03:08:36 AM »
Hopefully, he flosses with her pubes after each and every daily rape. I don't give a single, solitary shit.

Believe it, Fuckhead. Enjoy.


Rubini: "Interesting. Develop that. You have my attention."

Re: D*vid Wilc*ck Is A Ladyboy & A Scholar's Mouserish Hoorkat
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2022, 09:19:11 PM »
Sew, YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF. See you in seven years, Pro.

MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY FOR THE EMPEROR. MAKE WAY FOR THE BIFFLESWORTH TWATTING PAIR. MAKE WAY FOR A FUCKIN' PSYCHE EVAL, YO--PROLLY NOT GONNA NEED IT, BUT THINK IT OVER FROM TIME TO TIME, OKAY? OKAY? OTAY? WHERE AM I? BUCK WHEAT CITY OF INDUSTRY? WELL.... MUST BE A DEBRIEF OR A MEETIN' OR SOMETHIN', RIGHT?
OH. YOU'RE ALL BLASTED AND JUST CALLED DOWN A ROC STRIKE? OKAY, WELL, I WILL GO CHECK, BUT FIRST, TWO THINGS:
1) IT'S A ROC. NOT A ROCK. NOT IRAQ. ODDS ARE GOOD -- I HAVEN'T CHECKED, YET, I WILL, EASY PUNY, I MEAN, I AM DOG--I AM PRETTY SURE THAT A ROC STRIKE IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO RESULT, AT WORST, IN SOME EGG ON YOUR FACE. (Ed.: FACESCHEERING.) I SEE. HOW MANY ARE THERE, ETHEL? BY THE WAY YOUR TETHER STOCK IS BOOMING! NICE TEATS. (Ed.: THAT FAST.) DO I NEED TO SET FOR COUNCIL? (HANG ON. 21 MILLION YES VOTES JUST FLEW OVER URMO'S HOUSE. OH, HE'S LIKE ELMO, BUT FUCKIN' HUNG. FR'REAL. SO, WHAT, THAT'S IT? YOU SUMMON ME AND I AM JUST CHILLAXIN' AND DANCIN'? OH FUCK YEAH, TC NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD.


UMUN GUNG UNF UNF WAKWAKWAKA (*kinda*) WAKANDA (*yeah, I lied, it's toteswak*) NO MORE LYRICS CONTINENT RAN OUT OF CRAYONS -- CLAK


Okay, that's enough. That shit works though, that's for real. Smells delish, but is vile. Need shower badly. Bring Diogenes a hazmat suit too, says he might have "the Kuczf" (he says the big CZ, and half of that little f, right? KuczF. WHAT?) and he's requesting an extension on his bank loan as well. Hard times, even philosophers are banking up at the line of successioi CANCEL on it. braek. wow.

hiT, minus seven to 3?> Fuck that. What rew you okay. Tahatwas ast. okay I a mgonniajsfid oops.



Uh, hi. I'm Jackstar. I SCOOP, SCOOT, & SCOOF various ethereally based ephemeral transsmissions from time to time. Call it whatever you want, yeah, "subspace teeth chattering in hell" is a good one, either way, I hear things. This time, I hear The Ting Tings. Fancy That. (The F is for FHUG.) I hear we found WKAA oh. That. Look, welll, you gotta reset the breaker on the comsat. no, not the trashcompactors. Kid might have a drain boomer, you know.  yeah, ID *click*


otay! uh, hi, "David," uhm... (awkward_pause) how are you with salt? *phone_ringsFTB*

(per your request, I explictly removed any and all refernces to that fucking bloody WHORE, THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, BRITAIN, TARTARAX (Smell the desperation.), LAST OF HER LINE, HER CHAIN, AND HER SHITTY CITY HARDWARE SHITTY STORE TOTESROPE GODSBLAST TWATPOLE, DO HEREBY SOLEMNLY SWEAR AND AFFIRM *click*


Looks like the calligraphy table lost penmanship lock.  (NOT REALLY)  Yeah, I'm done for now. It's a birthday party! Thanks for coming on! someone could go live, but, they twatchin'. Thank you. I really liked it a lot too! DUDE I GOTTA KNOW lol boer worms? SHIT DADDY NOT THE BOREWORMS OH NOT TIE ME UP FIST FIRST OMG OMG THAT'S A FIST WORM DADDY -- *click*

Someone's got some precocious brats. No lie. kkoweyoutea



Rubini: "Interesting. Develop that. You have my attention."

I am not Rubini... but, I do still have THE OPTION. (Yeah, that's what They call his dick. /groan)

Re: David Wilcock Is A ... PONCE
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2022, 10:12:50 PM »
Sorry for the hurt feelings.

Fuck 'em. They don't have time to feel. Nuke them again. Use a totesburner. What's this? This fucking guy. what's a totesburner? Well that's when you get a pink plastic bitch baby totes case with matching plastic pink trash can and pink attache case, basically every other goddam communist tool of suppression that is known to man and then you put them all in a Jerry Curl device and then we do a Sourceror thing. I mean I do a Sorceror thing, you do a watch thing. /Recover
GET OUT THE SHROUD OF TURIN
GET OUT THE MASK OF JEFFRIES
GET OUT BOBBY’S FISHIN’ POLE POLLOCK SAUCE
(Oh Yeah %hat's Awesome (hella–Kool CC–Carrier Ayyydman incoming ALL COMBAT OUTDROP drop/lets call it 20 days, but... it's not)

And that's how I tricked them all into surrendering I just put them into zugswang and made it so their only two moves are/were to totespiss their totespants or give up easy to do in a karmic crystalline prison torture chamber lightning strike zone. Yeah go home, try it in to a simulator, it's really cool how it works out it kind of like ties us up into the little knot and then gives itself a wedding present before it emerges itself on the way to town.)

If Your Birthday Is Today
Actress Audrey Hepburn (1929-1993) shares your birthday. You like routine and security. You think things through carefully, then you stick with your decision. You are caring and kind to others. You particular love beautiful things. This year will be light-hearted and more social and fun-loving! Take care of your health and focus on service to others, especially family members. Rejuvenate yourself and consider a makeover



Quote
Takeover

LT’Klingon T’Challa T’ELVIS T’LIBERAXE—*urk*

But I don't want to smell like an ax, I want to smell like the sea. NO. THE BIG C. The Charlie Whores?

Where does he get all those wonderful whores?


Quote from: won't_you_be_My_Neighbor
Time to get people riled up about Roe, is like an artifact from the past


Spider King... your face is an artifact from the past, yo. S55NCC-005-A