I think I am fatter than Elon now
Just get married and then blame your wife for your getting fat. Women do that to men all the time.
I should have snagged some hot chick when I was thin, now I'd have to settle for some sweaty apple dumpling girl 😧
That’s good enough for you.
👅 where is the nearest greasy truck stop?
Your mom’s pussy?
Rude.
But funny?
😑