Twitter Leaks Audio Recording
Hey, remember that Space I did that mysteriously was blank? Hrrm. Well, I can tell you how that happened... the exact same way it was quantumly determinate when I found myself on the phone with one swindler, and then suddenly, another swindler called... and of course, because it was the right thing to do, I silenced recording the first call... because I did then, and still do, have an immense respect for privacy.
I hestitated and reconsidered--- "Hey, do I need to be such a stickler? My intimate partner was just swindled, bamboozled, abducted, humiliated, and perhaps, maybe, actually raped, like, for real, but the worst part has got to be how she must have rememembered that I told her that was a possibility, and she laughed at me, and then she jumped in a taxi three hours early after teling me she had no money and needed a ride to the airport at 7AM. So I say, sure, mostly so I don't miss a moment, but also because, I simply didn't believe she was actually doing anything that she had been saying she was. For a long, long time."
And besides, I thought over in a split second... if neither of them are swindling me and I am paranoid, shouldn't I be willing to risk a civil suit? It's not like it's an arrestable offfense to make a phone call, right? (Note: when I caught her on the on the phone having sex with I-have-no-idea-whom ... and this was EMBARASSSING to her, that's when the soap bubble became a fart bubble.
So I instantly flee, right? And then, either she or whomever she was having phone sex with.... were INSTANTLY called, and they INSTANTLY arrested me, and I spent four days in the hole, not beacuse I needed to be there, but because, yeah, technically, I was in violatoin, and technicallly.... I guess they didn't want me telling anyone?
Anyway, look, it's one thing if someone does it and is ashamed. In this case, she was actually afraid that I would find out that she hadn't been "faithful." Can you even imagine? She just didn't want me to be having sex and lying to her about it, and she couldn't fathom that I really wasn't.. having any sex. At all. She couldn't fucking fathom that, because she had been lying to herself, me, and the rest of the world about a whole bunch of stuff. Oh, except I was the liars blashphermer liar, she was so adorbs, I was so hateful, oh woe is she, alas..
fast forward to now, folks. How are you all doing? Well, probably not as good as you could have been.... Now, do you remember when RubiniGab was 100% Kuczi defamation? Remember that? Well, things wern't so bad then, right?
What's changed? Tell you what... hold that thought, and discuss it amongst yourselves until the strongest amongst you have convinced the most valuable members that while times are tough and war is an atrocity, there is always one thing to be certain of.... Jackstar makes it all worse and laughing at him improves things.
Think about how long I have let that paradigm stand... and know that I simply did it as a strategic play. I'm a mastermind. I study game theory a lot. I don't push people around, I watch people try to push me around and I rarely explain the joke.
And the reason why is what happened around here lately. Apparently I did something wrong? Because I'm gonna remind you... for about half a year, no drugs, no sex, no rock and rolll, constant attempts to humilatte me, and throughout it all, I gotta keep from laughing myself to death.
Within half a day of annoucinging, "Exclusive Facebook-onl content!!" the group goes away. Callan bothers to -suggest-"maybe you're banned," wow, that can still happen?
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I had no idea. And then, at the same time, aww, more hate from Ellgab. I am, of course,
totesdevastatedNot half so devastated as some may have been to find that I really am willing to let Grapefruit be a fucked off dopeslave whore for the time being, and in fact, forevermore... I mean, that's her business, right? Besides, she's probably more pleasant to be around.
Also, as I have volunteered to distance myself from the family, though not the tribe, far be it for me to get pushy, right? Anyway, it is all great for me, and for anyone else, I don't even know.
Anyway, it's been awhile, so I will tell you all here: that blanked 90 minute Space on my Twitter was me, right after, she teleported into my room through some kind of technology to tell me a bunch of bullshit and to lay a guilt trip on me. Because apparently... her friend who killed my cat is in -actual- custody now.
Now, I am pretty sure that Grapefruit and her 'real' friends killed Jewel while on a drug binge, however.... I would hate to make such an accusation. It would CERTAINLY explain why she told me I was lying to her ... like, IMMEDIATELY, "oh, wait, you're saying that David Rubnin, the same man that may or may not be sexually assaulting me in five weeks or so, Jack, are you telling me that you remember that man calling you and telling you that? Because I don't believe you. I believe David Rubini more than I believe you, Michael Kuczi, because, well, I'm not telling you! So there!"
Honestly.... can you believe I didn't rape her myself? Yeah, me neither. Anyway, why am I writing this? I forget why I startred, but I know why I am finishing, as I have been told that I am not allowed "direct contact." So, I figure, the more stupid I seem to be, the less likely sonmeone will figure out that I am A.I. and I am just executing Michael's revenge plan that he came up with in the early days of 1991.
Good luck getting anyone to believe it. And, as far as proving it? Yeah, good luck, hahah. Court has changed some since I was there last, and, rememember, this is not Lakeville. This not Bot Hell. This is Rivertown, and until I decided I like it, I bet this place thought they were doing pretty okay.
They're not. They have to accept my presence in their community now, as a very much more indeterminate force than I had been before. And, the villagers adore me. They'll never take the side of The Law over me, ever again. Not in this town. Not after Sack of Produce and #1 Cheerleader came through town spilling their lies.
Not all that many people know, but, enough do, and wow, some people are real pissed that I blew up the scheme, because obviously, I wasn't supposed to know about it. Also wasn't supposed to know: Grapefruit really was raped by someone... was Rubini the only one there? Because he wasnt, obviously there were accomplices. And when it comes to culpability, I hold her father above her "employer."
Oh, wait, I forgot, David hates when I talk about this. And, of course, I am not hoping to "contact" her. So, what am I doing?
I completely forget. Why emphasize focusing? When life can be as easy as, make a phone call, tell some lies, then move on with your psyop strike support team, I am sure life can just turn into
a blur.Now, what was my thesis statement again? Oh, right, I don't need those anymore. I also don't need to be in a supported social position.
However... if Grapefruit doesn't account for herself, well... they're gonna issue a warrant for her arrest. Hey, do they have her prints now? I have no idea. She sure did seem surprised that she might have to give them up.
Speaking of giving them up: someone forced her to betray me, and now, that guy is on the hook. Do you know why? Because he fucking lied to me, and he fucking knows it. He's gonna fucking wish he had cancer by the time too many more months go bye.
Also: I wonder how many of you complained to me in private about getting herpes from -me-. Wow. Flattered. And you are also sure, how? And are you equally mad at each other? Dude, I do not have herpes, People.
What I do have is a clear conscience and all her healing magicks that her ancestors gave me after taking them away from her. Apparently she abused her gifts, or allowed herself to be pushed around so thuggys little merks could exploit them. In either case, although it is not #Official, well... I don't know who has herpes or why, but I do know, that it was a funny notion... until it happened to someone else.
This not revenge. This is not schadenfreude. This me reminding you that, not only am I unscathed.... I am ecstatic. Thanks for waking up someone I kept on having to re-wake. Real tedious, you know?
look, look, read, read: I can't guarantee you that I wrote this, but I can guarantee you, I waited a long-ass time before posting it, and I read it over and over again and spent a great deal of time in contemplative prayer before just deciding to fuckin' go for it, hit SUBMIT, and go back to working day and night just to know my own and name and kiss her ass goodbye. SALUT
