Author Topic: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!  (Read 21476 times)

Re: When Father's Day comes around, PLUG IN AN AIRWIK!
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2021, 10:00:02 PM »
Google "Sad Satan."

No, really. Do it.

Okay.



I still don't understand what it means?  There seems to be some missing contextual (which rhymes with something) information.

I remain, Nautical Shore.


Re: FUCK a Father's Day card
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2021, 10:07:06 PM »
I remain, Nautical Shore.

kotaku.com/sad-satan

You said you were even more afraid.

This is my attempt at making you even more afraid.

Re: #SADSATAN
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2021, 10:07:52 PM »








These make great stocking stuffers!

#It’s rated E for everyone

Re: P8, ur my m8 & i will stand by u
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2021, 10:10:40 PM »
P8, U will ALWAYS B my m8, coz I ain't about the h8.

Re: #SUSWHITEMALE
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2021, 10:14:59 PM »
#It’s rated E for everyone

LOL!!! Where's Waldo K. Dubb, though?




Re: Ducks and All Saints Eve
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2021, 10:16:17 PM »
kotaku.com/sad-satan

You said you were even more afraid.

This is my attempt at making you even more afraid.



I am really skeert now.



Is Halloween early this year?  The month of hate draws nigh!

Lawd, mercy.


Re: XXX666XXX
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2021, 10:19:28 PM »

Re: Stand By Me, Your Man
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2021, 10:38:26 PM »
P8, U will ALWAYS B my m8, coz I ain't about the h8.



Whoa, Nellie!  Why do I suddenly wish to see a musical mash-up of  "Stand By Me" & "Stand By Your Man?"

It might be the sexuality creep of K_Dubb confusing me, if only he were hear to write the lyrics to such an epic song.

I was hoping such a thing already existed, and that some questionable thing named "Tranny Wynette" was the performance artist.

The best I could find was a Florence & Machine cover of "Stand By Me" and somebody named Dave Aude doing an electro-remix of "Stand By Your Man."

Had I found what I was searching for I would probably still be skeert.

Also, I am Nautical Shore how to deal with a duel between my Vice-Presidential Running-mate and the Commander-American Foreign Legion II Corps (SA).  The rules of Manliness dictate that I allow Nature to take its course, so:  I offer my services as Adjudicator.



May I propose "to the blood" instead of "to the death" in this Duel?

I am willing to exercise my skills in Combat Life Saving to prevent loss of essential MAPA personnel if I am chosen as the Adjudicator.  I cannot second for either one of you, as that would show favoritism.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

 

Re: #SUSWHITEMALE
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2021, 10:45:48 PM »
LOL!!! Where's Waldo K. Dubb, though?



When I call him on my burner, it goes straight to VM.

I haven't seen her this pissed off since the Backstreet Boys broke up.

Re: Kaspar the Fiendly Scandalhoovian Spøkelset
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2021, 10:51:09 PM »
When I call him on my burner, it goes straight to VM.

I haven't seen her this pissed off since the Backstreet Boys broke up.

Dubb is ghostin'?



Aww, eye haz a Sade.


Re: Stand By Me, Your Man
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2021, 01:05:51 AM »
I offer my services as Adjudicator.


Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2021, 02:52:52 AM »
You always wanted to be sonned, nutso-- well YOU'RE IT NOW, buddy!!!

PITY YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR IT, "FREE LISTENER."



THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE NOTHIN'.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who stiffs me on product from here on out.



You pay me to flame you. That's how this works!

PAYOLA = FREE PASS

NO PAYOLA, NO PASS.

NICE TRY.

#IAlwaysHadPaper

Is it PATREON screwing with people?

They cancelled my account and patronage with no reason and no explanation.

Anyone else getting the same shitty end of the stick?

Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, SUBSCRIBE TO PERIODICALS!
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2021, 02:55:01 AM »
Is it PATREON screwing with people?

Maybe his girlfriend broke in and started sharding all his purples. That shit happens.

Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2021, 06:09:51 AM »
Is it PATREON screwing with people?

They cancelled my account and patronage with no reason and no explanation.

Anyone else getting the same shitty end of the stick?

Shit. I thought you cancelled on your own accord.

Yeah. Patreon screwed with Starr too, made it look like she cancelled her account when she didn't.

She had to go through quite the rigmarole to get things back to normal.

Maybe they didn't like your email address or something. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.

Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2021, 06:42:40 AM »
Shit. I thought you cancelled on your own accord.

Yeah. Patreon screwed with Starr too, made it look like she cancelled her account when she didn't.

She had to go through quite the rigmarole to get things back to normal.

Maybe they didn't like your email address or something. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.

I heard people were having the same problem with PayPal. The problem could be coming from their end.