K. Dubb Welfare Check

[WOTR]

I think the abominable snowman is gay and saw him walking alone in the wilderness. I'm sure he will be released when he is "over the hill" in gay years and the snowman seeks a younger replacement.

[pate]

I think the abominable snowman is gay and saw him walking alone in the wilderness. I'm sure he will be released when he is "over the hill" in gay years and the snowman seeks a younger replacement.

Oh lord, since it is well known that the genus Sasquatus are carriers of the dread CornHoleEbola-19.5 virus and furthermore that Sasquatus Yeeti are a known fecal vector of the particularly virulent CHE-19.5 variant:  he may not live long enough for his "over the hill" release mandate.

If only there was a caccine that offered some degree of protection from infection all hope would not be lost...



Just a few minutes ago, while I was researching the order Euphausiacea for my upcoming laboratory practical exam I stumbled upon Meganyctiphanes norvega (Northern krill) and thought about Krill_Dubb.  Sad, and doubly so since I have also discovered that Orconectes rusticus (Rusty Crayfish) is some sort of invasive Ohioan species that has not only begun to pollute Missouri waters it is alleged to have muddied the waters as far away as the Pacific Northwest.


https://mdc.mo.gov/sites/default/files/2020-07/crayfish_ID_brochure_6-08_0.pdf

pate/?K_Dubb 2024?(POW/MIA)
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "?WHO farted in the elevator?"

[WOTR]

Oh lord, since it is well known that the genus Sasquatus are carriers of the dread CornHoleEbola-19.5 virus and furthermore that Sasquatus Yeeti are a known fecal vector of the particularly virulent CHE-19.5 variant:  he may not live long enough for his "over the hill" release mandate.

If only there was a caccine that offered some degree of protection from infection all hope would not be lost...

Oh noes... This does not bode well for Krill Dubb. Perhaps a group of Azzgab misfits could rescue him before his time runs out and the dreaded Corn Elvirus claims his life?

[Master Trollda]

Maybe someone should get David Paulides on the K_Dubb case?

[AZZERAE]

Maybe someone should get David Paulides on the K_Dubb case?

[Walks_At_Night]

Checked with Decon. He has not heard from K_Dubb either.   

[Laser]

Checked with Decon. He has not heard from K_Dubb either.   

Just speculating - He might have taken his Soros pelf and flown south for the winter. We can see him sunning himself in the golden sand and frolicking shamelessly on the beaches in Rio.

[Laser]

Just speculating - He might have taken his Soros pelf and flown south for the winter. We can see him sunning himself in the golden sand and frolicking shamelessly on the beaches in Rio.

I don't know where this came from. It suddenly appeared on my desktop.

[Master Trollda]

I don't know where this came from. It suddenly appeared on my desktop.

From K_Dubb?

[Laser]

From K_Dubb?

Might have worked its way up from a Rubini mud pile.

[Master Trollda]

Might have worked its way up from a Rubini mud pile.

One of his imaginary friends?

[Laser]

One of his imaginary friends?

He needs all the the friends he can get and all the imagination he can muster.

[Master Trollda]

He needs all the the friends he can get and all the imagination he can muster.

A Rubini sockpuppet doesn’t qualify as proof of life. The mystery continues.

[AZZERAE]

HERE, ACCORDING TO EXPERTS IN THE OCCULT, ARE SOME OF THE SUREFIRE SIGNS OF SATANISTS:

1.They come and go at odd hours, especially late at night and just before dawn.
2.They never attend church or celebrate religious holidays.
3.They often have no visible means of support, yet live well.
4.They carry strange bags and bundles, never revealing the contents.
5.They rarely laugh, or laugh under the wrong circumstances – for example, when a child is hit by a car.
6.They are often openly interested in magic tricks or the occult.
7.They may excite instinctual fear in children and animals.
8.They are not afraid of blood – in fact, they seem attracted by it.
9.They collect weird things, such as animal skeletons or fingernail clippings.
10.They tend to dress warmly even in hot weather as if they constantly feel chilled.

Well, shit.

Perhaps I am one!

[Jackstar]

Perhaps I am one!

I totesure warned her. Toteshrug.