What’s Up, South Africa?

[Starr Mountain]

 



I hope you are not there, dear Azz.

[Laser]

"South Africa female students scream, roll on floor over evil spirits attack"

https://www.maravipost.com/south-africa-female-students-scream-roll-on-floor-over-evil-spirits-attack/

Les jeune filles still having troubles in the Hinterland? Some good SAX might do the trick.

[pate]

What the actual fook:



This about the funniest Botanical vidya I have ever seen.  Who'da thunk a NewYaaaak botanist would end up in Cape Town?  This is highlarryus, and I quote directly: 

"... and those sepals!  Lookit them bastids, fookin' booTeefull..."

Funny shit.

[Jackstar]

Thanks but I have no desire to turn your triangle into a quadrangle.

Say hi to Rubini for me.

Also, is grapefruit Allison or someone else? I was trying to follow Azz’s addressing of this situation but found it a bit confusing keeping track of the cast of characters. I think he was reading DMs from you, which probably explains why.

This one's on you, Dr Zhivago.

[Master Trollda]

This one's on you, Dr Zhivago.

Thanks for reminding me. I wanted ask Azz what the word stuffed means in South Africa? Is it slang for getting fucked? I ask because one time I was eating at a restaurant run by some South African dudes and when we were finished our meals one of them came up to clear the plates and ask how it was. I answered, “Great, thanks! I’m stuffed.” The guy was polite but he kinda gave me a weird look. When he walked away my girlfriend at the time suggested that that’s what it might mean in South Africa. I never did find out and eventually moved onto other things but now, finally, maybe you could clear this up for me, Azz.

[Jackstar]

The guy was polite but he kinda gave me a weird look.

Tell it slow.

[Master Trollda]

Tell it slow.

I just did.

[Jackstar]

I just did. ::)

I read it really fast.

[pate]

vs.

[Asuka Langley]

Blacks are getting uppity

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1516117459962822656

[Jackstar]

Blacks are getting uppity

I'm making connections on Twitter to Nigeria that shouldn't even be possible. And they're actually not possible—I'm shutting that shit down—but the point is that they're starting to creep out past The Barrier.

Oh, and—speaking of points—none. This terrifies the goyim... so, whatever it does for the samurai, must be pretty impressive too.

Thanks for reminding me. I wanted ask Azz what the word stuffed means in South Africa? Is it slang for getting fucked? I ask because one time I was eating at a restaurant run by some South African dudes and when we were finished our meals one of them came up to clear the plates and ask how it was. I answered, “Great, thanks! I’m stuffed.” The guy was polite but he kinda gave me a weird look. When he walked away my girlfriend at the time suggested that that’s what it might mean in South Africa. I never did find out and eventually moved onto other things but now, finally, maybe you could clear this up for me, Azz.

I'm not sure how this is gonna work out, but that's what's made me such an in_demand diplomat: I'm not here to pry.

[Asuka Langley]

Zender is sick of South African niggers [CONFIRMED]

Starts at about 8:30

[AZZERAE]

hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1tkTEM3aIs

Yeah, coz America is the safest place on earth.

[Jackstar]

Hey, thank you for unbanning me. Truth be told, I don't know why that went down, but... well, I can guess. I can also guess why it didn't take long to be lifted. (Unlike the old days, I actually know quite a lot about what is going on. And I'm a Sourceror. And a Fed (intern). And I got raped into taking a job I don't want and a security clearance I don't need... because it's apparently very dangerous to be an inventor of a unique technology and a founder of a new school of magick and the husband-protector & Paladin of a tripartite being... that, I am told, is about to go whelm.

(Don't ask. It's overly personal, and, kinda gross.)

I wish Chess used parenthesis sometimes. I just like them both a lot, but never the 'twain shall meet.) And I -am- glad to be back. I could hear my adoring public, calling to me in my mind, asking me to come back and... you know. "Check in." Pfft. What check? I haven't even ordered yet! (Steak, baked potato, asparagus, FIVE POUNDS OF QUESO.) I am hungry though.

So anywho, no hard feelings! Next up: I have content to produce and put out, all by my lonesome, and because your gang of losers fucked with all my shit, all this is going to take longer. To be honest... I could use some help.

I wish you were still dating any of my exes, actually, because then I could lean on you to tell them to dump you and come back to me. However, as you have never even had sex with anyone I've had sex with--because you're in Africa--I can't use that method. Or, technique, I guess.

More to come. There's so much going on. This is a -very- exciting time! Semper fi

[Jackstar]

YOU STOLE INFORMATION INTENDED FOR ME, YOU ACTED UPON IT WITHOUT PERMISSION OR AUTHORITY OR MY CONSENT, YOU KEPT THIS INFORMATION FROM ME AND YOU'RE STILL DOING THAT TO THIS DAY, YOU HAVE NO GRIEF RESPECT MORALS QUALMS CHARACTER OR ETHICAL FIBER.

JUST F*** OFF. YOU'RE THE LOWEST FORM OF SCUM ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH ALISTAIR LAIRD, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER IN YOUR ASS.

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