Author Topic: A Day in the Life  (Read 21143 times)

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2022, 12:17:39 PM »
The bastards are still gnawing at my entrails.

I just woke up from a prophetic dream; and now, I know who two of your spooky buddies are. And I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell anyone. Doxxing is not my area—and, it never was. (See? Look at me being discreet.)


These superpowers are awesome. I'm telling you. Say what you want about The End Times: for Me, they've been totesbadass.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2022, 12:33:30 PM »
I just woke up from a prophetic dream; and now, I know who two of your spooky buddies are. And I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell anyone. Doxxing is not my area—and, it never was. (See? Look at me being discreet.)


These superpowers are awesome. I'm telling you. Say what you want about The End Times: for Me, they've been totesbadass.

Skip would be an easy guess. The other one requires insight.


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2022, 12:41:45 PM »
Skip would be an easy guess. The other one requires insight.

Well, since I know, that precludes guessing. It's not a fun game for me to play, honestly. I prefer just wandering around in a daze, boots on the ground, head in the clouds, and if THE LORD wishes me to know who His Spooks are, well, here's what happens:

I wake up from a dream, and then I get told. That's it. That's the superpower. It's not something that can be harnessed, or exploited, or successfully worried about. If I need to know something, then I fuckin' find the fuck out. Somehow. It's been this way for me for years now. Actual decades.

That's just the way it is. Some things will never change. But don't you ever believe that I am interested in helping any of you Fuck-Os find out who your little fuckin' friends are. It's unnecessary. It's uncouth. It won't end well. It'll take you places where you simply... don't want to go.

Just ask Matt Smith. If anyone can even find him. Poor bastard. *click*

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2022, 12:51:42 PM »
The bastards are still

Five is a grand number.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2022, 10:11:01 PM »
Skip would be an easy guess. The other one requires insight.



You could always go full PsyOp on them:



Set up some speakers and blast that at 'em. 

I believe this tactic had something to do with Noriega surrendering back in the day.

Nautical Shore?


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2022, 06:25:22 AM »
A relative of sorts recently pawned off on me a massive box of god-awful misshapen carrots. Plenty of carrot cake or whatever for the next few weeks or so, but what do I do with the rest to save them over the winter?



Also 2 more boxes of tomatillos, which I have no idea what to do with.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2022, 10:16:46 AM »
Too much of a good thing?



Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2022, 06:17:36 PM »
A relative of sorts recently pawned off on me a massive box of god-awful misshapen carrots. Plenty of carrot cake or whatever for the next few weeks or so, but what do I do with the rest to save them over the winter?



Also 2 more boxes of tomatillos, which I have no idea what to do with.

The carrots should last quite awhile in your fridge, I stick mine in one of the produce drawers.  I find they keep longer than anything else, at worst they will wilt a little bit, but if you cut them up and stick them in some water for a while they usually crisp right up, although they tend to get a bit curly if they were really dried out.

They almost never rot, and when they do it is because something above them went south and the nasty rot-juice got on the carrots and got them going.  If kept cool and dry I bet you could keep them in the fridge for a year?

As for the tomatillos, go buy some onions, limes, cilantro, and green peppers (mild-spicy depending on your taste) and make Salsa Verde out of them.

There's tons of Salsa Verde recipes out there:  cooked and raw-grind.  Mine is a cooked recipe, I can dig it out for you if you like?  Otherwise just use your favorite search engine and look for some recipes.  It is pretty basic, I have found that it freezes pretty well if you end up making a ton of it.  Pro-tip:  if you are freezing it do so in 1/2 or 1 cup containers.

I think it keeps for a week or so in the fridge before it starts to ferment...  I have never tried canning it, but I imagine that is a possibility as well.





Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2022, 12:53:35 AM »


Too much of a good thing?

Carrots should know when to stop looking.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2022, 07:54:47 AM »
The carrots should last quite awhile in your fridge, I stick mine in one of the produce drawers.  I find they keep longer than anything else, at worst they will wilt a little bit, but if you cut them up and stick them in some water for a while they usually crisp right up, although they tend to get a bit curly if they were really dried out.

They almost never rot, and when they do it is because something above them went south and the nasty rot-juice got on the carrots and got them going.  If kept cool and dry I bet you could keep them in the fridge for a year?

As for the tomatillos, go buy some onions, limes, cilantro, and green peppers (mild-spicy depending on your taste) and make Salsa Verde out of them.

There's tons of Salsa Verde recipes out there:  cooked and raw-grind.  Mine is a cooked recipe, I can dig it out for you if you like?  Otherwise just use your favorite search engine and look for some recipes.  It is pretty basic, I have found that it freezes pretty well if you end up making a ton of it.  Pro-tip:  if you are freezing it do so in 1/2 or 1 cup containers.

I think it keeps for a week or so in the fridge before it starts to ferment...  I have never tried canning it, but I imagine that is a possibility as well.



Merci beaucoup, Chef Pate. I was investigating more rustic methods at first such as sand or sawdust and even struggled with 60 lb. buckets of sand up from the shoreline. Then on further reading it was plainly suggested: NO RIVER SAND! Mais pourquoi pas? Tabernac! My paltry sized fridge will now be stuffed to the gills. The little green tomatoes should be an entertaining experiment in the offing. Strangely, I just don't think anyone in my near or distant family even knows what salsa is. C'est la vie.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2022, 09:15:36 AM »
[...] even knows what salsa is. C'est la vie.

Some kind of dance for f*gs. Answers both (2) above.


be stuffed to the gills. The little green tomatoes

Blends well with fish. Don't get married to sardines; there's all manner of seafoods, packed like lemmings into tiny metal boxes, although lemmings don't pack themselves into boxes so I don't even know why I mentioned that, Sting was high that day... But you could blend up a tomatillo with mackerel, throw in a chipotle pepper, you wouldn't even know it came from the sea. Maybe.

Some kind of dance for fish.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2022, 09:31:54 AM »
Some kind of dance for f*gs.

You don't want anyone/ anything/ any shit other than yours on this platform. We get it.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2022, 11:38:53 AM »
You don't want

It's liberating. Try and see.

We get it.

Yes, I am certain that you do, you get it, you and your ilk.

shit other than yours

I claim no ownership.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2022, 01:22:35 AM »
It's liberating. Try and see.

Yes, I am certain that you do, you get it, you and your ilk.

I claim no ownership.

Shit sticks where it deserves to be stuck and you are one deserving SOB.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2022, 03:42:36 AM »
Shit sticks where it deserves to be stuck and you are one deserving SOB.

I'll second that. The man’s self-absorbed and beyond fucking measure.

I could go on ad infinitum concerning this.

How are people just now seeing this?

I yield back.