Author Topic: Name Change Requests  (Read 95841 times)

TEXAS DADDY

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Re: Name Change Requests - Laser, you are that pedophile Metron !!!
« Reply #60 on: February 05, 2022, 02:05:35 PM »
Laser,
I MEAN
Metron
you disgusting pedo filth,
you know that sooner or later you will be found by the authorities
and punished for your awful crimes that you committed against the innocent children.
Metron, YOU WILL NOT HIDE THIS TIME.
IT'S A PROMISE.


TEXAS DADDY

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Re: Name Change Requests - FROM: Laser TO: Metron THE PEDO Ex-MUSIC TEACHER !!!
« Reply #61 on: February 05, 2022, 02:33:26 PM »
Name Change Requests - FROM: Laser TO: Metron THE PEDO Ex-MUSIC TEACHER !!!

TEXAS DADDY

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Re: Name Change Requests - FROM: Laser TO: Metron THE PEDO Ex-MUSIC TEACHER !!!
« Reply #62 on: February 05, 2022, 02:41:20 PM »
I HOPE THAT BartEll on EllBab WILL
FISH Metron THE PEDO Ex-MUSIC TEACHER OUT
AND WILL BANN HIS PEDO OBTRUSIVE SELF IMPOSING ASS.

Re: Name Change Requests - ZOO IS A SUCH A LONELY PLACE.
« Reply #63 on: February 05, 2022, 03:41:30 PM »
Oh my!  I must have struck a nerve!!!

You did! Very good. 10 points to you.


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Calm down there, TexASS Daddyo.
You're bouncing off the walls so hard you're leaving SKID MARKS! :o ;D

That gets you double points.   ;)

Re: Name Change Requests - ZOO IS A SUCH A LONELY PLACE.
« Reply #64 on: February 05, 2022, 03:50:21 PM »
I've just now realized how much mental and emotional pain you are in and, apparently, have been dealing with for some time.  Regardless of how vile your attacks on me are, I may not respond in kind (unless you unwittingly leave something so delicious for me, that I just gotta go for it).  For me to do so would only spark your angst and pain - both of which you refuse to recognize or deal with (Warning.  Syntax Algorithm embedded within this post).

Does look like bloomers, doesn't he? They must be tired of him on EG, no one cares what he posts there either.

Re: Name Change Requests - ZOO IS A SUCH A LONELY PLACE.
« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2022, 06:03:41 PM »
VERY DULL RESPONSE.
YOU SEE,
I TOLD YOU
THAT YOU ARE DULL

BEING FUNNY IS NOT YOUR FORTE

I just had a wicked awesome post, it was ready to go, and it died on the vine, actually wrote it hours ago I didn't send it then I was going to soon and I thought to myself wouldn't that be dangerous to have your poem that you worked for 3 hours are in your f****** oh God I'm so dumb


And yet—thorough.

Re: Name Change Requests - Laser, you are that pedophile Metron !!!
« Reply #66 on: February 05, 2022, 06:37:57 PM »
Metron used to be a music teacher who got caught in the act of sexually molesting his 13 years old female student.
Later there was 8 other girls and 3 boys age 12-15 who claimed that their music teacher Metron sexually molested them.
Metron made a plea deal with the authorities to avoid prison term, but

Pardon: allowable. I think I would need more personal information, to actually allow, but I don't think this is a contemporary event, and I'm willing to look past it from now on and also forever more.

(Same goes for RC.)

I actually do in fact know very little about these things. Being only attracted to sexually mature and properly lubricated equipment of the correct–for me–configurations, I really haven't paid much attention at all to this dynamic of the social sphere, other than to note with glorious happiness and wild glee, that almost certainly mostly due to minor sasquatch build, relentlessly cheerful demeanor, and mostly joi d’vivre, that sexual predators tend to avoid me and my aura on sight—I have seen them run—because for one thing I am tough competition for anyone's attention that I am seeking—my attention goes where interest exists by nature only, and I've learned to distinguish the difference between attraction from others versus attraction I feel for another. Emotional disregulation is an occupational hazard in basically all of my chosen fields.

In my younger years I would feel very guilty and ashamed of the feelings that could present themselves, but I have since learned that if I feel irrationally strong physical attraction with someone on first contact of any kind... well, that's theirs for me. Years of practice with repressing my emotions so as to avoid the dreaded public appearance of The Hungarian Tent Pole, along with good nutrition, has given me strong length of bone and an unerring instinct for navigation.

If one finds oneself in a similar situation, I have learned that it's best to pick the hottest target available in the room, and work strictly downward for there, eschewing the temptation to go for the low hanging fruit.

he will be punished sooner or later for his pedo rape crimes on children.

How about sending him to Job Corps? Seems like that would be Hell, to a person constantly seeking out miners below legal working age.

Hey, by the way, is that a category or something? Like, imagine I want a hot, hot ginger secretary (hang on. I'm still imagining... in 3, 2, 1, 0.69), but I want her below legal working age, and I definitely want her above menarche. I don't want to deal with little children, big children, adult children; I would say the lone exception is children of children, especially when housebroken. Ain't nobody got time for that, that's why you pay a sitter.

ASSHOLES !!!
REMEMBER
WHEN
I
CURSED
BellGab
AND
IT
WORKED

REMEMBER THAT, CUNTS???

I actually do. I so actually do. Can we get this guy signed up for a trans pre-op? I think I would have enough in petty cash... yeah, I got this.
 

P.S.
I DID SOME OTHER NASTY THINGS BEHIND THE SCENES

Apologies are now trending positive, Nasty Thingy. Look I'm not going to lie, I'm sorry too; I was just saving time. Can I just skip right to the part where I suck your dick a little? I mean, I'm not interested overly, but I'm willing to get the ball rolling along.

Any faster would be K-rad.

Re: Name Change Requests - ZOO IS A SUCH A LONELY PLACE.
« Reply #67 on: February 05, 2022, 07:49:51 PM »
I've just now realized how much mental and emotional pain you are in and, apparently, have been dealing with for some time. 

Hold my box of Kleenex from Costco..

TEXAS DADDY

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Re: Name Change Requests - ZOO IS A SUCH A LONELY PLACE.
« Reply #68 on: February 05, 2022, 08:07:18 PM »
Hold my box of Kleenex from Costco..

SO JakkTheCatKiller
EXPLAIN WHY DID YOU KIILED YOUR CAT AND BLAMED ON Meow and her son?

Re: Name Change Requests - Laser, you are that pedophile Metron !!!
« Reply #69 on: February 06, 2022, 01:49:36 AM »
Laser,
I MEAN
Metron
you disgusting pedo filth,
you know that sooner or later you will be found by the authorities
and punished for your awful crimes that you committed against the innocent children.
Metron, YOU WILL NOT HIDE THIS TIME.
IT'S A PROMISE.

Guess again, Sherlock. Unlike this so called Metron, I wouldn't know a frickin' semiquaver from a butt end bass clef.



Re: Name Change Requests - Laser, you are that pedophile Metron !!!
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2022, 01:51:59 AM »
Laser,
what can you tell us about that pedophile Metron.

Remember that pedophile Metron, who used to be best buddy of AZZERAE.
OR MAYBE STILL IS ??
Metron used to be a music teacher who got caught in the act of sexually molesting his 13 years old female student.
Later there was 8 other girls and 3 boys age 12-15 who claimed that their music teacher Metron sexually molested them.
Metron made a plea deal with the authorities to avoid prison term, but he will be punished sooner or later for his pedo rape crimes on children.

Laser, Laser, Laser
I MEAN
Metron
Metron
Metron

Remember that sick fluffer Texas Man on a now forgotten version of AzzGab? Was that you, padre? Shitposting in CAPITALS like a Longhorn in clover. Where do you get off impersonating the best OSI Flat Earther turned forum troll who ever was?

TEXAS DADDY

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Re: Name Change Requests - Mounted Starr might be dead !!!
« Reply #71 on: February 06, 2022, 08:19:10 AM »
I THINK Mounted Starr DIED
AFTER OUR LAST NIGHT FRIENDLY EXCHANGE.

OH. WELL
She started first, that will teach her.
Too bad she had to go to hell for supporting degenerate life style of her son.
Or maybe in the last moment on her dead bed, She asked Jesus Christ to forgive her her sins and accepted Him as her Savior.
If not, then she is roasting with all the other sinners and degenerates now.


TEXAS DADDY

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Re: Name Change Requests - Mounted Starr might be dead !!!
« Reply #72 on: February 06, 2022, 08:24:20 AM »
Laser has a very sharp wit.  It is your sense of humor that is dull, td (zsa zsa).
^ ^  ^
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT POST BY THAT
cauldron operator, Mounted Starr


Re: Name Change Requests
« Reply #74 on: July 04, 2022, 12:33:57 AM »
I hate my username.