I wish this had meant something to you.
Well I can take back this wish but I did cross the river last night so I think we're good. By “we” here, I mean “the country,” actually. Like, I don't think we need no civil war, although I am immensely flattered to know that there are undoubtedly no lack of individuals willing to go to totescalated hottoes full-on war over The Fruits’ Quest for The Forbidden Fruit. (A pause for the reader to savor the imagination’s sensations in full is recommended here.)
(I am still savoring. Skip on a head a little bit if you want.)
I imagine the
Complementary Implementors Of Authority So Citizens Can Justify The Killing Of Their Neighbors Who Are Just A Little Too G-d Damned Bigotted will be
FULL–ON, FULLY ENRAGED at just how astonishing-ding-dingly easy it is/would be for me to spike this entire endeavor right now; however I'm not just going to be doing that
either, so I'm going to go have some Neutrality Pancakes with some Non+Bipolar Szyryp, and shove it all down my food tube with one of Arnold's chopper blades.
I think somebody's having a surprise birthday party 3 or 4 universes down. Whatever ewe might be reading, turns out, that’s for ewe, but whatever I'm writing is simultaneously a quantumly entangled description of something that is happening not here, but elsewhere. I do believe there's a bouncy house there.
If there are, if there is, I myself would/will be terrified to go to the mailbox, but: all y‘all of you all will probably be fine.
I know I can't see the address. I don't have to look, I know it won't be there. One would have thought that I would have written it down when I saw it before but one would have forgotten that I'm not that kind of diplomat, I don't take notes I don't pass shit what can I tell you. “I wanted to memorize it but that would have been cheating too” not even joking, there's some strict rules here.
Lol: I just heard of disturbance in the force like about a thousand people suddenly screaming out, “yeah what do you think that's like?” well, mostly: fire & brimstone. That's not my favorite Stone but it's definitely my favorite element.
Doesn't pair well with sailboats but it doesn't pair well with any boat as well as it pairs with oxygen. Solid Snake thundercat temper well in check, somebody really should check the well though. I think it's tapped into the river.
And one of (You) plainly is. Just one team is on it. Oh we're a lucky Team all right, don't even need the advantage, I don't even need the edge! (Bono will be thrilled, they can go back to having their own goddamn tea party wrong without me, negotiations broke down when they couldn't agree on whether they should be called u3 or u5, UThreeve was clearly already taken, and at some point, a person's got to realize you know these are all just a bunch of fucking G-d blessed self-damned divas, they can work it out for themselves, and if they can't choose a phreakin’
name for themselves, that is probably a good place to find out before going any further.
The way the next time I make a wish for patrol that's green I'm going to definitely go with gold coins first shit this thing paid off you don't even know. Yeah that does look like Skeletor's Castle doesn't it? Ask me I don't know nothing about it as well. But yeah I am at Red greencastle sure. Yeah totally.
