Author Topic: End of Days  (Read 128665 times)

Re: End of Days
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2021, 02:59:22 AM »
Like sitting in a bubble tent peeling the label off a Moose Drool all by yourself with your poor neck turning purple from the cold?  It’s brutal out here, man 🤧 I should be home with a pipe and some sweet papi!

Ha!  Sounds like it.  Ditch that artsy fartsy brew, pick up a case of the Nectar of the Gods and cruise on back to the house.  Why drink one over the weekend when you can kill 30?
https://www.target.com/p/hamm-39-s-premium-beer-30pk-12-fl-oz-cans/-/A-47937397


Re: End of Days
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2021, 04:03:45 AM »
Scott Smith is a faggot that ruined my nap




Re: ALLLLBRECHT!!!
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2021, 07:11:29 AM »
Ha!  Sounds like it.  Ditch that artsy fartsy brew, pick up a case of the Nectar of the Gods and cruise on back to the house.  Why drink one over the weekend when you can kill 30?
https://www.target.com/p/hamm-39-s-premium-beer-30pk-12-fl-oz-cans/-/A-47937397


Re: ALLLLBRECHT!!!
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2021, 11:35:13 AM »


Hey, K_Dubb. :-*  Just thought you'd like to know.  "Hamm" is my maiden name.
My mom went into labor when she was in the bathroom and was rushed to the hospital from there.  I guess you could say, I was almost born in the toilet bowl of sky blue waters. ;) ;D

Reminds me of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting.

This entire post sounds suspiciously heterosexual.


Good god, I do not know how much taller I can get my hair, or how much more hairy sternum I have to expose, to convince you people!  I may enjoy a bit of speculation now and then but when conspiratorial fancies prevent you from seeing a giant flaming homosexual plopped down right in your midst, they veer uncomfortably into delusion.  What would it take — do you want me to hit you over the head with the little Vivienne Westwood clutch I use in lieu of a baccyflap?

Re: ALLLLBRECHT!!!
« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2021, 03:20:37 PM »
Hey, K_Dubb. :-*  Just thought you'd like to know.  "Hamm" is my maiden name.
My mom went into labor when she was in the bathroom and was rushed to the hospital from there.  I guess you could say, I was almost born in the toilet bowl of sky blue waters. ;) ;D

Gosh I thought you were going for the shooting-a-ten-pound-Hamm-out-your-butt joke for a minute there!

Re: End of Gays
« Reply #66 on: April 11, 2021, 04:10:45 PM »
metromania

I'm glad you aren't running with the kiddy fiddler gag anymore.

Not your finest material.

Re: ALLLLBRECHT!!!
« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2021, 04:57:52 PM »
Gosh I thought you were going for the shooting-a-ten-pound-Hamm-out-your-butt joke for a minute there!

No, that would have been me mum. ;D ;D ;D  (I didn't weigh 10 lbs. at birth.  About half that).

Papi still has not put the show up, at least where I can find.  He did say a very sweet thing he said he would edit out before he posted it, I suppose he is waiting for that.  But I have hidden it away in my heart and will not forget ❤️

Papi still has not put the show up, at least where I can find.  He did say a very sweet thing he said he would edit out before he posted it, I suppose he is waiting for that.  But I have hidden it away in my heart and will not forget ❤️

So you'll be posting some side boob pix then?  It is tradition after all.

So you'll be posting some side boob pix then?  It is tradition after all.

😳 nothing but chest flys for the foreseeable future thanks walks

Papi still has not put the show up, at least where I can find. He did say a very sweet thing he said he would edit out before he posted it, I suppose he is waiting for that.

What did he say, and why would he edit it out?

That doesn't sound very nice to me.

What did he say, and why would he edit it out?

That doesn't sound very nice to me.

Decon's clearly toying with him, paying out enough rope so that this ageing Nancy feels he's not being played. It's only a short step to getting hold of his credit card details.

Decon's clearly toying with him, paying out enough rope so that this ageing Nancy feels he's not being played. It's only a short step to getting hold of his credit card details.

Decon's only purpose for being is money. He's running a fucking scam if you ask me.

What did he say, and why would he edit it out?

That doesn't sound very nice to me.

Well I don’t want to repeat it if he wants to edit it out, but it was very much the sort of thing old pen pals might say if they speak for the first time.  It had nothing to do with any charm I was exuding over the phone, I am sure of that — you know from my podcast efforts I am shy and awkward, a leaden conversationalist even with a script, and any wit I pass off here is the product of a few minutes’ grace.  My debut as a caller was an utter Hindenburg.  But he knows I adore him, and he was so gentle! 🔥😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽👨🏻‍🌾