Ask Jack Anything

[TEXAS DADDY]

hi zaza

Post often.

YOU'RE SO STUPI
YOU'RE SO DUMB
MIDGET FRAME = MIDGET BRAIN

[Jackstar]

YOU'RE SO STUPI
YOU'RE SO DUMB
MIDGET FRAME = MIDGET BRAIN

The glitter in the darkness of my world. /flex

[Jackstar]

You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.

Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*

[TEXAS DADDY]

I'm done. For real.

JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.
COIN TOSS WILL TELL WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR OBESE ASS AND WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUFFY MOUTH
MAYBE LEE WILL JOIN AND WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR RIB

[pate]

Is the answer to a rhetorical question irrelevant?
...

The glitter in the darkness of my world. /flex

Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*

Indeed.



Another question:

What would you call someone who makes threats that they cannot (or will not) follow through on?

When answering that one bear in mind the earlier question, TIA.

btw:  Axing for a fiend.

[Jackstar]

JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.

Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

COIN TOSS WILL TELL WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR OBESE ASS AND WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUFFY MOUTH

... Is that how they do it in Texas? Sold American. I'm in. Can I be the one who flips? I always wanted to flip a coin to start a game... or finish one.

MAYBE LEE WILL JOIN AND WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR RIB

Whoa. Whoa. Right there: whoa. That's way over the line.

[Innerreach]

Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*

Look who decided to come back. What a fucking surprise. 🥱

Hey, whatcha do to get over your pity party?

Oh, Let me guess, let me guess.

Umm, “I’m not the world’s most misunderstood pussy!” affirmations.

How many times did you say it? Was it a lot?

Were you looking in the mirror? 🤣

Bruh, did you really call Rubini?

He told me you needed a pep talk.

Holy shit, what a fucking pussy! 😂

Catch ya later, LOSER! 😆

[pate]

...Were you looking in the mirror?..

HAH!

[Jackstar]

Bruh, did you really call Rubini?

I don't have his number, but if you're going to count looking at myself in the mirror and saying his name out loud three times, I've only done that twice. Last year. I wasn't drunk. I just wanted to see what would happen.


Recommended. That being said, I fail to understand why the comings and goings of my nine cellhones, two iPhones, an upgraded Speak & Spell, and seventy-four Google Accounts are of any concern of yours. How dare you, Sir? How absolutely dare you? Can't you just get a warrant or a writ or something like a normal person or something? This is an abject disgrace.

... for you. Time of my life over here, Toots. ZUGZWANG. You know, I've read about this in books. One guy in a house, another guy in a sniper's nest... like, seriously, this shit is practically cut out of pure cardboard.

How did anyone not see this coming? I was afraid my top secret ultimate disaster plan would never get the cobwebs shaken off of it. Silly me.

Look who decided to come back.

Hi, Mom!!!

[Innerreach]

I don't have his number, but if you're going to count looking at myself in the mirror and saying his name out loud three times, I've only done that twice. Last year. I wasn't drunk. I just wanted to see what would happen.


Recommended. That being said, I fail to understand why the comings and goings of my nine cellhones, two iPhones, an upgraded Speak & Spell, and seventy-four Google Accounts are of any concern of yours. How dare you, Sir? How absolutely dare you? Can't you just get a warrant or a writ or something like a normal person or something? This is an abject disgrace.

... for you. Time of my life over here, Toots. ZUGZWANG. You know, I've read about this in books. One guy in a house, another guy in a sniper's nest... like, seriously, this shit is practically cut out of pure cardboard.

How did anyone not see this coming? I was afraid my top secret ultimate disaster plan would never get the cobwebs shaken off of it. Silly me.


Hi, Mom!!!

Yeah well, I’m glad you returned full spirits and all because I hear losers need to love themselves, and you’ve seemed to really ace that test...

Time and time again ad Infinitum.

Question, loser.

I can't seem to get this grotesque shit stink off my thumb since the switcharoo with your girlfriend's mouth and asshole.

Is this normal with her?

Asking for the sake of myself. 💩

[Laser]

So, what is happening in Seattle these days?



https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-transgender-woman-identifies-as-a-british-columbia-wolf

[TEXAS DADDY]

So, what is happening in Seattle these days?

WELL, IT WENT LIKE THIS.
K_DUBB AKA "SKINNY COOKIE" AS HE WAS KNOWN IN HIS PEDO "CLUB" GOT TOO COCKY AND ONE DAY HE CHALLENGED THE 'FAT BOIS'.
HE INSULTED THEM.
'FAT BOIS' DIDN'T LIKED THAT AT FUCKING ALL, AND 'FAT BOIS' STARTED TO LOOK FOR HIM ON THE STREETS OF SEATTLE BASED ON HIS AVATAR PICTURE THAT THEY GOT IT FROM AZZ'S BOARD.
AND 'FAT BOIS' GOT LUCKY ONE DAY AND THEY FOUND HIM.
THE REST IS HISTORY.
THERE IS A GARBAGE DUMP SOMEWHERE IN FILTHY SEATTLE.
HISTORY OF A PEDO WHO LIKED TO BAKE COOKIES AND GIVE THEM TO YOUNG CHILDREN, AND THEN HE ......................................
NO MORE COOKIES - NO MORE PEDO - NO MORE ABUSED CHILDREN

[TEXAS DADDY]

I'm glad you didn't see it, I was a naughty boy.

Do you think I'm any weirder than Jack is?

Am I that wacky?

I think of myself a certain way, but often the way we perceive ourselves is off some.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHORT LEGS YOU RODE IT ON.

[AZZERAE]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHORT LEGS YOU RODE IT ON.

Hehe!

[Jackstar]

WELL, IT WENT LIKE THIS.
K_DUBB AKA "SKINNY COOKIE" AS HE WAS KNOWN IN HIS PEDO "CLUB" GOT TOO COCKY AND ONE DAY HE CHALLENGED THE 'FAT BOIS'.
HE INSULTED THEM.
'FAT BOIS' DIDN'T LIKED THAT AT FUCKING ALL, AND 'FAT BOIS' STARTED TO LOOK FOR HIM ON THE STREETS OF SEATTLE BASED ON HIS AVATAR PICTURE THAT THEY GOT IT FROM AZZ'S BOARD.
AND 'FAT BOIS' GOT LUCKY ONE DAY AND THEY FOUND HIM.
THE REST IS HISTORY.
THERE IS A GARBAGE DUMP SOMEWHERE IN FILTHY SEATTLE.
HISTORY OF A PEDO WHO LIKED TO BAKE COOKIES AND GIVE THEM TO YOUNG CHILDREN, AND THEN HE ......................................
NO MORE COOKIES - NO MORE PEDO - NO MORE ABUSED CHILDREN

I'm not convinced of this. Were this to have happened, someone would have questioned me by now, and so far: bupkis.