Ask Jack Anything

[TEXAS DADDY]

I'm not convinced of this. Were this to have happened, someone would have questioned me by now, and so far: bupkis.

OLD PROVERB

"THE LESS YOU KNOW THE SOUNDER YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT"

 

[Jackstar]

"THE LESS YOU KNOW THE SOUNDER YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT"

I've slept enough for both of us.

OLD PROVERB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVwDlkJoITU?t=0

[AZZERAE]

RUBINI, you scoundrel! You have no right to threaten our Hemingway Bukowski in residence.

Why not? He has no problem threatening everyone in his path!

[TEXAS DADDY]

Why not? He has no problem threatening everyone in his path!

HA, LOOK WHO IS TALKING, BITCH.
YOU FORGOT ALREADY HOW YOU WERE THREATENING ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY TO BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT FOR NOT AGREEING WITH YOUR VIEWS.
HYPOCRITE

SIDE NOTE:
AZZI, DO YOU DESPISE HYPOCRITES?
I FUCKING DO. I VERY FUCKING MUCH DESPISE THEM.
THEY ARE SCUMBAGS, DOUCHEBAGS, WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT WHO ARE WASTING PRECIOUS OXYGEN.

DO ME A FAVOR PUMPKIN, AND IF YOU EVER COME ACCROS A HYPOCRITE, PLEASE, JUST BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT.
THEY DON'T DESERVE TO STAY ALIVE.
IF YOU CAN NOT SHOOT THEM, THEN PERHAPS POISON THAT FUCKER WITH A BUNCH OF PILLS.
DO ANYTHING IN YOUR MIGHT TO END HYPOCRITE'S LIFE, PUMPKIN.
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.

[Walks_At_Night]

JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.

Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Nice to see that Jack has not lost his fastball.

[Innerreach]

Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.




Nice to see that Jack has not lost his fastball.

This dude could serve y'all shit in a napkin, and you'd still call him a chef.

💩✨

[Walks_At_Night]

This dude could serve y'all shit in a napkin, and you'd still call him a chef.

Arf!

[AZZERAE]

DO YOU DESPISE HYPOCRITES?

No.

[TEXAS DADDY]

No.

HMMMM...DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?

I GUESS YOU ARE YOURSELF A HYPOCRITE, AND THAT'S WHY.

YOU KNOW, HYPOCRITES ARE LIARS.
THAT'S HOW THEY OPERATE.
THEY LIE.

SO, YOU ARE ONE OF THEM?
SO SAD.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ARE DEPRESSED ALL YOUR LIFE.

[Innerreach]

HMMMM...DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?

I GUESS YOU ARE YOURSELF A HYPOCRITE, AND THAT'S WHY.

YOU KNOW, HYPOCRITES ARE LIARS.
THAT'S HOW THEY OPERATE.
THEY LIE.

SO, YOU ARE ONE OF THEM?
SO SAD.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ARE DEPRESSED ALL YOUR LIFE.

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

[TEXAS DADDY]

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

NOT GONNA LIE, I WANT YOU TO
BLOW ME, SOIBOY

[Master Trollda]

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

Let me get this straight. You think repeatedly yelling false accusations at people in all caps over the course of a 16 hour meth jag and then demanding the admin delete it all is funny?! I mean, I enjoy a wide variety of comedy stylings but hacks like him just deserve the cane.

[TEXAS DADDY]

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

SNOWFLAKE, NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY POSTS.
JUST IGNORE THEM.
DON'T KLICK ON THEM, BOTTOM BITCH.

[TEXAS DADDY]

LOL, INNERSHIT-EATER
GOT MEGA JEALOUS BECAUSE AZZ THE SWEET PUMPKIN
GOT VERY CLOSE TO JACKSEX-STUD.

WELL, CONSIDER SLASHING YOUR VEINS, YOU JEALOUS LONELY BOTTOM ANAL WHORE.

[TEXAS DADDY]

Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.

Even idiots have to sleep. Right?

Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.

#GetAHobby

SO LET'S SEE WHO IS OUR: Innerreach
WELL WELL WELL. LOL
WE HAVE A VERY MASSIVE BOTTOM FAGGET HERE.
FUCKING DISGUSTING DEGENERATE REPULSIVE FILTH.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Inner+reaching

Inner reaching:
is the use of the fist to feel the inner regions of ones rectum.

Usually searching for abnormalities, however can be used to enduce sexual pleasure in older men.
"Doc i felt something up there when i was Inner reeaching"