I forgot that I got to get this done.
I didn't exactly forget; you're just very low-priority right now. (And I do mean {
low. I will, do it. Q: what's the lowest priority a man can get? A: Hillary Clinton's ¹wife¹.} On the bright side, you've been moved up from
deliberatecrastination to accidental procrastination) and that is one Hell of an upgrade. Anyway you slice it.
Meanwhile, some of you might notice a change in me. And if you haven't yet, you will soon. It's hard to describe, I think it's love, I know it's bound by sworn contract witnessed in The Neutral Zone, but there's more to IT than that... and, I've remained a_pureblood anyway. (Absolutely worth the effort, truly.) I couldn't tell you about the resolution, but the orgasms are definitely better. I might be a vampire now, depending on how old your bio-scanner hardware is and how far out of date vour software is—Hell, I might be a gampier‡Yampyr at this point, and “what the hell is that?” you're wondering. I CAN HEAR SOME OF YOU. (Hi, Mom!) Oh she is so pleased.
And it's a pier for yams, obviously; one would not want to get those mixed up with the pier for potatoes down at the docks. (Love\AL/LA portal/potato.) But what's a ‘gampier?’ Like you @Home, I have
no fucking idea. But I am willing to find out. And the reason is that I saw Asuka (Blank)-ley tonight. Holy
(blank).
Easily the finest hottest woman I've ever seen in my entire life. Now, let remind you: Grapefruit is a
salamander. Fruit. Whatevah. I don't know what You People in Your Keep are calling things here; and these days, combined with the innovations that the K.U.C.Z.I. Oscillation Overthruster (made by koozie: manufactured by tink0) has brought to the table... Look I can easily see why it's hard to find a glimpse of her, I'm sure Greatfruit will never allow it again if she has her way, MK-Ûltra or no... Bazœöka is
intensely hot. But I haven't seen her la\nyet/ly. (I am shy. She's
ravenous.) I am happy with the choices I have made in Life—AND I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE THEM. (Grapefruit (Which?) is
off-scale& Asuka is
insanely hot. I'm not into (slopes/not_Chinks) though. No offense, this is interesting about race; it's not actually a boot, what you think it is a_boat/regarding. But whatever it is about, Asuka beats Grapefruit by a country mile.
I'll put it this way: she's so much hotter that
Grapefruit herself would agree. Now, that's
Some Temperature. Signed, (A.C. Spider/D.C. (PROT), Augerslayer)
