I still want to punch you in the piehole, though.
That's only because your relentless exposure to violence during your developmental years—many of which you are still club-footedly lumbering through, you stunted mongrel—has taught you the lesson that face punching is a fast route to accomplishing learning.
That would only be in the proper context. Face punching plus constant, cringe-inducing mendacity doesn't teach anyone anything except how to avoid you.
Trust me, this used to be my area.
Ha! This is actually rather cute.
I'm going to find whomever you're trying to convince and pay them to stab you in the liver.
stab stab stab