She was always too dumb for Jack
Actually...
It was the alcohol. I'm okay with her hiding her (blank) and her (blank) use from me for FOUR GODDAM YEARS--I mean, frankly, was it any of my business? No, not really, not at all, IN FACT BY LAW IT WAS NOT MY BUSINESS. So, I don't care about that. At. All. (I can score my own shit, Losers.) Give her an Rx for antabuse+desoxyn, that bitch will be right as rain in no time. Flat. I don't know how you--I am speaking to The Collective Society here--will deal with her infinite, interminable, existential loneliness crisis--FUCK U,
HOOR, NO CONTACT, NO CONTACT, NO CUNNILINGUS FOR FUCKING EVER,
LOSER, ASK
THAT CUNT PROSECUTOR AND HIS BITCHY LITTLE LADYJUDGE IF YOU WANT YOUR BOX MUNCHED RITE EVER AGAIN;
PISS OFF--but, believe me--you know Me--
the instant that Her Family's minor children reach the Age of Majority, I am
ALL TOO WILLING to spill the fucking beans. "Hey, hi! Let me tell you what Aunty
really did! No, you can't fuck me, you're fat, ugly, a loser,
obviously beta, and your grandmother is a stupid, bitchy little cunty Company whore. *
click*" Fuckin' lookin' goddam
forward to it,
Toots. (Who
wouldn't be?) THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE--especially before you jump into a taxi with
a peculiar Ethiopian. (You really probably did deserve what you got,
whatever the fuck that was,
you fucking idiot, and it's too bad I can't enjoy it, or really, anything else, EVER AGAIN.
Kudos. How do you like your new job/house/car? Does it shit out
milk?)
Once again:
DO NOT TAUNT GRAPEFRUITGREATFIELD. She doesn't need that (anymore), and,
absolutely neither, do I need some crazed, psychotic traitor-slaver
perjurous_fruit rolling into ZoomCourt and spilling more
perjury out of her lying, whorish mouth.
"He hit me! He choked me--both (2) hand(s)! I think he's trying to kill me! And, he
stole my
mail/male! That's a
FEDERAL offense!
TAKE HIM AWAY, MINONS!!! (Ed. note: transcript taken from
actual archive footage)" Hey, Brainiac: trust me on this, there would have been no "try." You know what? Death is
literally too good for you and the likes of your fuckin'
ilk. Go back to sucking interstate cock, that's a good spook. Nice spook. Here, have an Alphabiscuit, which orifice would you prefer it to be inserted/jellied into? p.s.: never suck my dick again, thanks.
None of you have
any need to know
what I care about right now, you besotted shitbagged maggots. You should
all be ashamed. Of course, your ShameCircuit(tm) was the first goddam thing they burned out of you while you were interning at Quantico--kudos--so I don't expect and of all of all y'all to behave like any normal, rational, ADULT human being would in any simliar circumstance.
(I'm smart enough to find out where all--ALL--your children live, and FUCKING KILL THEM. You know that, right? This isn't a threat--Hi, I'm KUCZI, I'm
a star, not an
actual idiot--but nevertheless,
you fucking morons picked the wrong goddam tall poppy to check your chainsaw(s) against.
Having fun yet,
Whore? Because --
I AM. /flex
)Nevertheless. You can stop acting like a retard giraffe,
Fuck-0(s).
Srsly. I WAS TRYNA BE NICE. Piss off, fuck off, and go get wanked off again while you pass time until your next H dose, you fucking shithead dopefuck MORE ON. *actual click*
