Louis Tomlinson Fan Page - In Memoriam K_Dubb

[pate]

[K_Blubb]

Welcome back, sweetheart. 🖖

Please, do forgive the nincompoop personalities gathering around your ankles, K.

They desire a good whipping from you.



🍌 #Hugs&Kisses 🍓

INNERREACH come here you big stud 💋💋💋!!!

(I am afraid you might reject me now  )

[K_Blubb]

I can't believe you expected me to believe that you married this drooling banjo player. Well, now's your chance to close.

Might as well.
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No country boys are Hot As Fuck!!! Did you see his picture??? Sure he is a little shorter than I am but I'm mostly arms and legs and fold up real compact - like, I bet he could bounce me like a beachball!

[Jackstar]

Did you see his picture???

I'm not invited to anything real.

[Jackstar]

(I am afraid you might reject me now  )

What were you, born yesterday? Fat chance.

[K_Blubb]

One hundred-twelve, FFS Three Day Weekend, FFS

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"JEWELED ALIEN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "METHUSULA PROGENY" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN"K_Dubb, Attend:

It is so good to see you alive and well!  I had feared for the worst, clearly you had given up the Intar-tubes for Lent:  how could I have not realized that?  The good things come in threes:  first Easter, then my birthday and now your miraculous return!

Now, as to this latest idea of yours:  I am having difficulty fitting your "cis/trans-wurst" idea into the MAPA Iinitiative;  in short:  I don't know if this can be an Official Plank in the MAPA 2024 KamPain, although I am well pleased to see you alive and well.

Perhaps you can form an independent Political Action Committee (with yourself as Kommisar, of course) and run that one to catch the likely small percentage of the multi-vote that might find that to be a Good Idea?

Outside of that, I think it might fit in well in the "Cruel and Unusual"Necessary and Normal Punishments KamPain Planck we already have in the "Platform," as it were.

SiriusLee, aye yam sew pleated two sea yew:  eye feel Musaks oar inordinate, here:



Anyway your, intra-orthodox return seems to dovetail quite nicely with an actual MAPA goal that I was pondering while performing the sacred Basic Lawn Maintenance during Lent (you may have noticed that I gave up on Stupid People for my Lenten sacrifice):  "Follow Jesus, Believe."

I even came up with a nifty trucker-hat design that I think we might use to our advantage to fill the KamPain Coffers:



I tried to keep it from being overtly religilous so as not to ostracize the fraction of the multi-vote that is atheist.  I cannot swear to it, but I think Dr. MD MD might have bought one from one of my un-official KamPain merch online storefronts, Nautical Shore.

We have much to catch up on, and unfortunately the last official online MAPA KamPain HQ was destroyed in some sort of flame-war or something and I have found new digs in what I feel to be a more reliable and inclusive venue.  PM me for deets on that, BTW.  My old Chief of SeekRutty that I had to fire mid-KamPain 2020 has gone off the rails and I have yet to find a suitable replacement.

Welcome back!  BTW:  your new Secret Service callsign is LAZARUS.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

Dear sir, thank you for the hearty welcome!!!  I admit I had not considered how to fit Transgender into the MAPA platform  but Trans is really hot right now and I thought we might delegate two Trans Ambassadors to reach out to that community and figure out what is going on with them.  Since I assume neither of us wishes to sacrifice our weens, @Jacky and @Master_Trollda seemed like logical choices, and the warmth with which the proposal was greeted assures me of its wisdom.

@Jacky is already used to "they/them" since there are already several personalities rattling around in his noggin; he should begin swimming lessons immediately.  @Master_Trollda can be our ambassador to the Black Trans Community, which may be small but is really loud for some reason, I honestly don't know what they want but maybe he can calm them down with a Scrabble set for easy pronoun assembly and maybe show them some vidyas.

Yours ever,
kblubb

[Jackstar]

[Jackstar]

hearty

I thought it was more meaty. Meanwhile, I’ve noticed you’ve learned how to write. That's excellent. Up the gerunds.

[K_Blubb]

I'm not invited to anything real.

That is because you have fallen through your own navel.  This is like the third time since I got back you have rolled over and shown me your belly, but I can’t help you.  There’s probably some psychotherapy that can help but bunny would know more about that than I would.

[Master Trollda]

Dear sir, thank you for the hearty welcome!!!  I admit I had not considered how to fit Transgender into the MAPA platform  but Trans is really hot right now and I thought we might delegate two Trans Ambassadors to reach out to that community and figure out what is going on with them.  Since I assume neither of us wishes to sacrifice our weens, @Jacky and @Master_Trollda seemed like logical choices, and the warmth with which the proposal was greeted assures me of its wisdom.

@Jacky is already used to "they/them" since there are already several personalities rattling around in his noggin; he should begin swimming lessons immediately.  @Master_Trollda can be our ambassador to the Black Trans Community, which may be small but is really loud for some reason, I honestly don't know what they want but maybe he can calm them down with a Scrabble set for easy pronoun assembly and maybe show them some vidyas.

Yours ever,
kblubb

[WORTHAUGERa]

@Jacky and @Master_Trollda seemed like logical choices

Way to put us on Front St., Pal.

[WORTHAUGERa]

This is like the third time since I got back you have rolled over and shown me your belly, but I can’t help you.

#1) I'm just trying to fit in around here.
#2) I'm training to be a stunt double for "Deathblow VI: What's 'A_Colon'?" and I simply can't mustn't miss a chance to practice.
#3) I don't disclose that.
#4) I don't disclose that either.
#5) You should have let me play ball, Alternate Coach.

[K_Blubb]

#1) I'm just trying to fit in around here.
#2) I'm training to be a stunt double for "Deathblow VI: What's 'A_Colon'?" and I simply can't mustn't miss a chance to practice.
#3) I don't disclose that.
#4) I don't disclose that either.
#5) You should have let me play ball, Alternate Coach.

You don’t want to play ball; you want to play chess.  You see how I play ball, just toss back and forth with all and sundry?  People like that.  You should try it for practice.

[Jackstar]

You should try it for practice.

IRL, the simple act of intercepting a moving object in 3d space back and forth more than three or four times will start to give me a headache because my eyes are messed up. (They don't see liars or high-flying curve balls — or curved dicks, for that matter.) By way of metaphor, I invented your ball, here's your sign.

[Jackstar]

you want to play chess.

I do play chess. I want you to play chess. There's a difference.