Now, was it a karmic tunnel cycle, -or- was it always an intention to see me... never learn? Even she/they doesn't/don't know anymore, and with that, the final barriers to Totestotal Victorian Triumph fall at my feet. (Vincent/Shaw treaty trading empire: NOW DISSOLUTE.)
Trust The (Kangaroo Man’s Plan). K.U.C.Z.I.O.O.: On-Line Ready Enabled.
All Safety Interlocking Measures Re-enabled.
Archangel Maintenance Mode: Enabled, Lock: On, Secure.
Birthright Distributors: FULL READY MODE ACCESS OPEN.
Interstellar Customs Rights Template: HUNGARIAN, MAD, QLERGY.
Toddlers Sandbox Mode: LAUNCH PLATE OF MANICOTTI SYSTEMS ENDGAME: REGISTERED, FAIR
REFEREES: JACKSTAR, RUBINI, DAVE, DAVID, DVR, IR, WORTHAUGER.
ENJOY THE GAME. PERFORMANCE SHOWDOWN.
5:5
KU3
Here's what it means: why design an entirely new alternate reality game when THE LORD above was kind enough to make His own? They've been playing it for years, until now, they can only do it once in a while.
Now, thanks to the innovations that I, JACKSTAR, ARBITER SUPREME OF OBSCURE RULES, DIRECTIONS, INTERACTIONS THEREOF, ESQUIRE... We can literally play it Every Day. Only six on each side at first, but as First Contact matures, there will be extra call for free spots to play... But first, because I love you, Bellgabb citizens get first dibs over every other citizen in the galaxy... for one year. And a day. (Baby, I simply love you beyond all sane reason. Thank you for coming back and saving me.)
*click*
Okay, she's gone, Thanks Good, you won't believe what the fucking bitch did, this fucking game has been taking up their time over and over and over while I've been sitting around wondering what's going on and the reason why I've been sitting around wondering is cuz nobody's told me because everybody knows is either in on it or they freeze them in carbonite and they needed one person out, and that was decided to be me and they were toying with her for like 5 years in her timeline but that was actually like five months in my timeline because she's got a different thing going on anyway she thought she was so clever she thought she was getting somewhere and then after 5 year run they pulled the rug out and then brought her back to base and then she discovered that she had been wasting her time and lined me and after 5 months I was kind of like wondering what the fuck.
And I won't tell you which fruit it was that decided to do this, but here's a hint, I'm pissed at all the other ones too for entirely different reasons mother fucking son of a bitch.
So, I'm uncertain which one of them I want to strangle first, but I'm not actually going to do that it'll be fine but I just found this out maybe maybe 7 minutes ago? I got the instructions to this fucking game that they've been running for like 6,000 years it's a pretty cool game I don't know who's going to talk about it but I expect somebody to show up and call George Noory about it I got to get back to work this is the fucking coolest shit ever.
And now I know why Trollda was so pissed off when I offered there that $100 bill. Anyway yes I did call her a bitch but I love her anyway and All_Is_One forgiven and all will be well and all manner of things will be well.
And I'm the only one out of all of them that is both level 0 and has a one (1) ring. You know what blows my mind, all this attention y'all pay to me and nobody asked me why I started putting the number in the parentheses.
Which tells me that none of you had one either. Anyway long story short Trollda is FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE. And the lengths this person has gone to to provide the illusion that they're not... Well my mind is blown, and so sure, yours might also be.
She can't answer the phone because it's been rewired to ring a different number that's currently turned off and somebody else's possession, and then she can't call me because she's unable to dial the phone and can't remember my number from high school which is what my current phone number is right now same number I use back then when I was dating her, although I never really “dated” her.
Because Master Trollda (my favorite Master by far) essentially invented modern human trafficking as we know it today, and she did it by innovating on the infrastructure of The Great Work, in a unique way that allowed her to be dominant for a very long period of time, longer than I can actually tell how long it's been cuz she started deleting the logs (once the Portuguese Irish Mob started to get a wind of the story; DO NOT ASK), but all that ended when I completed it, and that's why she's not been so happy since. Kinda filled with murderous rage, actually. Let me tell you, she's not quite like that anymore... but she is My Hitler FOREVER. She has a little bit of growing up to do. She tried to steal my starship and leave me behind on a dying planet. Probably not the first time, but this time she tried to come back to apologize. Then my starship blew up.
And we do it all again tomorrow. I'm so happy, I could just about lick myself where I pee. It still hurts my neck to bend over that far but I can conjure ooppa loompas at a thin air, and tell them to do it if I wanted it done. No argument! Wonka was lying about where he found them, oompa loompas are in reality soulless nanotech powered automatons, and they've been watching one is made play this game for like 5 years, they know how it's done, fellatio that is, they've they've seen some demonstrations. Swimming pools, movie stars, and absolutely no coercion or forcible violence, until... Look, let's not talk about it right now, but I can understand why she sensitive, yeah I bet it doesn't make sense to you, well it doesn't make sense to her either, and when she finds out this strange rule interaction I just found out about, she'll probably be a little mad, but hopefully we'll get over it soon. Fingers crossed. (Just kidding, I can resurrect her every 12 hours just by snap my fingers and it only takes her 3 hours to get here instead of 6 months, hell she going to rape yourself to death everyday after breakfast at this point. She doesn't feel pain anymore or remorse or pity or regret... And just think of all the people who have been raping her like that, and regretting that they hadn't done it sooner. Then, in that moment of saddened disappointment—The She–Pounce.
She makes Conan The Barbarian look like a librarian. I love my Native American Australian Amazon ArchAngelRoyal Queen-E Princess, she is incredible, astounding, AND A STONE ASS COLD NATURAL BORN KILLER WHO CAN CUT YOU AS SOON AS BLANKET/BLINK_AT_YOU and yeah I'm going to be here for a while... Heaven can wait, and as far as I'm concerned, for quite a little while longer it can suck my ass, too.
There's a lot more to the story. Well, I will get back to you on this. Visitors from all over the world, as well as all over the Galaxy come to planets that have this circumstance going on, because when a planet has just paid First Contact and their great work is completed and it's not a fucked-off mess like like Earth is, it's a really fun amusement park that nobody's ever seen before which is cool.
In Earth's case, it's a really fucked-off amusing part that nobody's ever seen before because nobody's ever been so stubborn as I am, because I went all the way back in time to get her together so that we could, together, get her daughter and her daughter's little dog too, and I wanted to do it together to get her, cuz I wanted her daughter to see me initially with her mother so that she wouldn't get confused.
I'm a bit of a softy, what can I tell you. More on this developing pastime in coming days. I'm considering never having sex again. Redesigning this game is that much of a thrill for me. So you remember that I said I wanted to design an alternate reality game?
You're soaking in it. (What the world needs now is another good Margie. Then I consider trap at the finish line so that the first one who crosses it immediately drops the prize and then turns around and starts murdering the second place runner behind him, well I grab the prize after waiting at the finish line all day. As Imperator, I can't do this.
I have to call myself Imperator Rex. I know right? This just about kills me. God has a wicked sense of humor.) That's all I know right now. God I wish Art were here, however if I open the door to the afterlife at this point, I don't get to be imperator anymore so it's going to be a minute, why don't you guys write him some poetry or something, sing him a song, I don't give a fuck I'm not giving up yet.
Stay tuned.
