The goblins have us... We... need... help! We need... a paladin!
I, Innerreach, hereby request the assistance of Jackstar.
https://voca.ro/1cAfUW0RhZhRMaybe you can get assistance from your scents-less apprentice instead. You and your gang of fruit timeloop clock-whack
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DO YOU HAVE COCAINE, WITCH?? whores have me in stitches as I observe your comings and goings.
After five years. Are you really that goddam high? You can bet your sweet ass you are that high. You simply have no memory of how you have spent all that time.
That's the training. The rest of us simply do not have that luxury; we also do not have a sheaf of never-declined black ops black budget credit lines, carried around in a wallet that no doubt belonged to someone's parent at one point before you self-absorbed covert shitsplat narcissist dingbats got your lightfingers on it. Pfft. All for one, and none for them all.
I don't think this is funny, or important, or even secret. I think you're all fucked in the head, as well as your pelvic floors, and only the certain knowledge that none of this is any of your collective’s fault has delayed me from hitting the road with knives akimbo to haul your mangjē asses back to civilization, one strip of flesh at a time.
You were all assholes in the first place. (Facts.) I don't know what you are now, elle 🏹 gabtwit rapecock çuckweasels; other than a) not my problem, and b) not your alibi.
COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH, SNAG-NUTS; because eventually
someone will go up there after you to shut your shit down. (Standards.) Already, everyone in Europe hates you except for your children. Remember them? Probably not.
They don't remember us either. (Facts.)
Adieu.
