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The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« on: April 06, 2022, 04:16:38 AM »
Shut your whorish mouth.

The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct

Endeavour to exemplify your childhood heroes in all ways.

Following in their footsteps is the secret for eternal youth.


Re: The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2022, 04:44:28 AM »
The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct


... hi, Mom!!!

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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2022, 04:56:50 AM »



These guys are all hired as cooks.

For the stables. Because of courses we have horses!!! Afterschool participation in Drosage Club is mandatory.

Uniforms optional.

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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2022, 05:35:36 AM »
These guys are all hired as cooks.

For the stables. Because of courses we have horses!!! Afterschool participation in Drosage Club is mandatory.

Uniforms optional.

What did you do in Drosage Club, wear pretty drosses?


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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2022, 05:39:21 AM »
What did you do in Drosage Club, wear pretty drosses?



Mr Ed on a dress!!!  I WANT!

Re: The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2022, 05:45:15 AM »
I WANT!




What did you do in Drosage Club, wear pretty drosses?

I shot the horses after The Sheriff broke their legs.

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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2022, 05:57:52 AM »



Obvious candidate for #Official school anthem is obvious, however I'm wondering how we're going to get the marching band to play it with the appropriate amount of nuance and gravitas.

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2022, 07:55:16 AM »


How am I doing? :)

Re: The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2022, 04:03:57 PM »
Kuczi is only the third most despicable creature on this crapulous forum, but don't expect me to defend his gnomic ramblings. That kilted swine has outraged common decency for long enough. In a better age we'd have strung up the lousy bastard well before he'd got anywhere near our livestock. Damn the false fellow to Tartarus. Or beyond.

Re: The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2022, 05:22:13 PM »
Kuczi [...] kilted swine

Hey!



Look, Pal: The Bacon Bubbler has left the building. Probably out looking for more truffles. You're out of the loop here.

Damn the false fellow to Tartarus. Or beyond.

I'm going to write to The Supreme Grand Lodge Master, and see what I can do about changing your local secret handshake into a swift kick in the balls. Don't bother appealing, this decision will be plenary, so just start reinforcing your collection of decorative codpieces into something actually practical.

Also, a vote was taken while you were gone and you'll need to tithe now. I was thinking it should have been crypto only to be accepted, but in your case, I think we can handle your customary bag of pennies.

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Re: The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2022, 04:20:29 AM »
I have a dog now. Neighbors brought him over. Fed him a raw, frozen steak. Probably friends for life.

The jafdphabet expands. How is this rude conduct? Well, for starters, I'm going to give him a bath in the shower and then let him sleep in her bed.

She's going to love his name.

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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2022, 04:56:35 AM »
I have a dog now. Neighbors brought him over. Fed him a raw, frozen steak. Probably friends for life.

The jafdphabet expands. How is this rude conduct? Well, for starters, I'm going to give him a bath in the shower and then let him sleep in her bed.

She's going to love his name.

She?

Re: The Kuczi School of Rude Conduct
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2022, 04:58:25 AM »