Daridee

[Master Trollda]

Kiddo, you--all of all of you--are all already blind.



Call for help.

My eyes are open enough to see through your bullshit. When are you and Rubini going to start humping each others legs again?

[Master Trollda]

He killed your cat.

I’ve never had a cat.

[Jackstar]

My eyes are open enough to see through your bullshit.

Try me.

When are you and Rubini going to start

He has a standing daily invitation to spend 420/1620 P/CST with me, and he has been informed that, once he provides the appropriate documentation, he's welcome to show up to my kunty country farm house kitchen for Bring Your Own Lasagna Night--presently scheduled for every alternate Monday, but that is open to negotiation--any time he can get his dank phat ass into a transit portal, once--again--APPROPRIATE DOCUMENTATION IS PROVIDED.

So far--bupkis. Nigga's got no spine, nor pineapple neither. The one time he showed, I told him I was appearing as a courtesy only of The Magick In Broadcasting Content DElivery Network, and he spooked instantaneously.

So, I guess he started eating pussy again. Whatever. He only dreams that I need--or want--his particular strain of e. coli.

humping each others legs again? ;D

Remember: he's got an imposter of me as his catamite. Possibly three of them, no shit. You really haven't been read in very far yet, have you? You should interview me on your podcast, Bert.

[Jackstar]

I’ve never had a cat.

... Yet.

[Jackstar]

fucking head in the toilet

At this point you're basically one step away from a reboot of Candyman with Howard Stern in the titular role. Go for broke, Kid Icarus.

[Jackstar]

titular

Tee-hee!

[Jackstar]

Nigga's got no spine, nor pineapple neither.

Additional evidence that I don't pick the top rights: I would have put this up there by now. That one's got Tzazz.

[Jackstar]

your bullshi

If you only fucking knew.

[Master Trollda]

If you only fucking knew.

You’re full of ish, man.

[WORTHAUGERa]

You’re full of ish, man.

I would wish you good luck, but, you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.

And to answer your question, Pal, “why am I here?” I came here because Art Bell asked me to, he asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and leave me the fuck alone until my entire family is dead, because a man with nothing left to lose is a hard man to trifle with.

And, a Sourceror is that much more solid. Anyway, after he ‘died,’ and everyone predictably lost their collective minds, it took an End Times global pandemic to get me up off the couch.

My hand to God; every word of this is true. What do you fucking want? You don't wanna know, what it looks like from here.

[Master Trollda]

I would wish you good luck, but, you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.

And to answer your question, Pal, “why am I here?” I came here because Art Bell asked me to, he asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and leave me the fuck alone until my entire family is dead, because a man with nothing left to lose is a hard man to trifle with.

And, a Sourceror is that much more solid. Anyway, after he ‘died,’ and everyone predictably lost their collective minds, it took an End Times global pandemic to get me up off the couch.

My hand to God; every word of this is true. What do you fucking want? You don't wanna know, what it looks like from here.

Ummm...I never asked that question. You’re clearly deluded. Enjoy your hallucinations.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Ummm...I never asked that question.

You're not my pal, either.

[Master Trollda]

You're not my pal, either.

I could be.

[WORTHAUGERa]

I could be. :)

[Master Trollda]