Letters To Future Greatfield {DO NOT OPEN WHINE BEFORE {ITS) TIME}

[Jackstar]

2/5 /report /IN

2/5 /REPORT /ON

[Jackstar]

2/5 /report /IN

0/5 /STRIKE /OUT /OHU /xt

[Jackstar]

I bought a $600 phone and used it for 3 days before some dopeslave thug pretending to be a police officer confiscated it, claiming it was “evidence,” “needed” for a “trial” that still hasn't happened...
11 months later.

Now, while this may sound like a disappointment to me (sad!) and my standing in the world (even worse!!), it is of great comfort to me that I know who this person is, why they don't post here anymore, and that I haven't had to lift a finger to ID anyone. Nor will I. No one even asks, as I assume justifying wildly maladjusted budgets is a prime concern these days. (Rock the vote, Thuglyfe.)

By the way, I haven't reported my truck stolen yet. I don't want to ruin anyone's Thanksgiving... early. I think there's a birthday around there, too. Awwww, shucks.

[Jackstar]

GET A CAT! GET A CAT! GET A CAT!

Another one stopped by today. Not really love at first sight, not really fond of a tabby in general, and of course I'm in no position to be taking on a plus one of any species.

I'll have more flexibility after the exoneration. Maybe I'll have an entire fleet of Russian Blues imported, and start doing genetic experiments on them in my Shadow Bunker. It really depends on how long it takes someone who should damn well know better to bring back my vehicle.

In the meantime looking over this thread, I'm proud of what I've accomplished with it—contact so indirect, even I barely remember what I was meaning to convey to each of the alters.

But a lot of them are pretty smart, I'm sure they will figure it out in time.

[Laser]

Another one stopped by today. Not really love at first sight, not really fond of a tabby in general, and of course I'm in no position to be taking on a plus one of any species.

I'll have more flexibility after the exoneration. Maybe I'll have an entire fleet of Russian Blues imported, and start doing genetic experiments on them in my Shadow Bunker. It really depends on how long it takes someone who should damn well know better to bring back my vehicle.

In the meantime looking over this thread, I'm proud of what I've accomplished with it—contact so indirect, even I barely remember what I was meaning to convey to each of the alters.

But a lot of them are pretty smart, I'm sure they will figure it out in time.

You may learn to love them as much as they love you.

[Jackstar]

You may learn to love them as much as they love you.

Ran away like a future ex-girlfriend having a precognitive vision of a doomed Christmas. I have no cat enticements save for canned fish, and my only enticements in general are my present pro tempore immunity to taxes and death. (It's for school.)

I have no more imported Russian cod liver marinated in exotic oils. This land is claimed--SINIKLAWS holds dominion sway in my demesne. We are of two minds. We are of two bodies. Yet we share a singular passion: The Hunt.

Naturally, I go about it differently than a cat, and while I may not be the first pacifist human offering food here, there's no damn way that cat ever had that dish before, nor since.

Loyalty. Fealty. Flesh. I need a mouser--let's face it... Jackstar needs pussy. Look, I know there are consent issues -- I get it. But I'm willing to go cross-species... at this point, what difference would it really make?

[Jackstar]

I have stood upon the fulcrum that was used to upset the axis that once spun our Earth, and put it all back to right spin after a sudden shrug (a lucky break–1st on site, had a lever on me, 2x luck) and before I let go and bolted before its fall to rehome on true plumb goaled, I would run from the whole world after stand and teeing on the return to true line X, I etched my chop to the Atlastone marked ET x Sprote, I left my own sign etched 4ever to lay at rest engraved eternal, under 4spinning 4sake'n'scotch this  foreword= "you could only know I could always hold, if I never knew you were always cold.” Awkward prose with your world falling down stasis upon me, time pressured me to know, the faster I reset your spin, the sooner I might come to find that I might consume your D’Jinn. So at double threat of having been both left heavily signed dance cards written right along to the very edge of each side, I arranged to later take a sudden poetry break in my daily grinding stride, so I could take the time to make the time to get her words together to get together with her to get her to get you to tell her how we had ever got to get put together, at the place of goaled posts over never seen gold until the world was put out of plum; owning its first write, that fulcrum 4ever made ours but until you saw my etching laid bare, you spun above it endlessly; as long you were, my declaration ground itself silently upwards from words hurriedly carved hopewards, so if that might ever did go awkwards, it was to you by choosing first, my devotion to your priority turning cockwards.


This ensured my read-in within timing parameters that would be available, no matter the circumstances.

Nor, the complications.

Posit proof of concept as wholly Holy proven.
As of today, any one could reliably say... IT WORKS.
I reached that milestone goal of proof in previous years.
And now, you know now, what all must know: 5 years mission, exploring in missing space, time flying high, ACES HIGH.

I am calling on the phone. This one goes out to the one I love.

[WORTHAUGERa]

https://twitter.com/Avargas2403/status/1542685462019596291

Now, I actually do want a goddam Pepsi, m*********** click J★eol055:0

[Jackstar]

Dear (PROT),


I could explain what it would seem most everyone is missing out on, but as I don't know what the shot is, I won't be opening my mouth.

Oh, I remember the good ol' days, when I couldn't be told anything, and kept away from common areas, lest I gain some forbidden insight.


Irony of ironies... now that I know everything, no one wishes to ask. They've got it all, of course. What good am I?

Indeed.

What good?



Signed,
a jolly good fellow (you took back your nickel) huddled down clear of the blast zone


p.s.: they think I actually thought I would ever see you or the truck again. it's gonna be a bloodbath.

[Jackstar]

Dear (PROT),

I could explain what it would seem most everyone is missing out on, but as I don't know what the shot is, I won't be opening my mouth.

That was exquisite. Not worth it all by itself, but, a good grab for me. And I am in sore need of such moments, truly. It's not that my health is bad.. it's that, it's not going in the right direction, and I don't care. When strangers have to care, and I still don't--Matt Houston, we have a problem.

it's gonna be a bloodbath.

I know, because I was there, and I felt it: people just can't imagine that unconditional love can exist in a place like this. But, it does.

For your mother. You, on the other hand, I can't contact because EMERGENCY hurr DURR and... look, whose idea was this? Because I'm not going to report myself for rape. Nor am I gonna go into my archives and find the audio file. Nor am I gonna... et cetera. And the reason... is that everyone has suffered enough.

Except for CancerBoy and Tonka Trucker Tramp, which I don't mean to be very insulting, but... look. What am I doing here? I am not under house arrest. I could even leave the state, if I -really- needed to. I do not.

What do I need? *sigh* Patients. Lots of patients. I wanna play house with the headhunter expansion package I am working on implementing.

Just kidding. I'm just sitting around wasting time. I have ideas, sure, but... laser tripwire claymore mines. Seem to be everywhere. I dare not make one false move, mostly because, I'm -not- entirely sure what is going down. On. Whatever.

For example... whatever just happened, I wiped it from my memory before it could settle in. I don't want to prejudice myself, or react badly. I honestly don't carry grudges by choice, and I don't know what it is that you thought happened. I don't even want to tell you!

I mean, unless you do, but that's not important right now. I guess. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I flirted with your brother and made an emotional connection with your sister, how many of them? I don't know. Does it matter at this point? Because emotional blackmail is a terrible thing, and it would be an awful experience for me to have to deal with that for real.

I love you, and I hope you had/have a lovely birthday. Note that I am supposedly to be totally devastated, and yet, I am not, and the reason is, in the demonstration of Mastery, I get a lot of endorphins off of being calm, relaxed, and totally not disappointed to be childless, single, and not addicted to anything. Dependent, yes, but I -chose- that. Not like toothpaste. We're born being addicted to that. Nothing to be done.

Now meanwhile, I don't think anyone is going to be hauling me off to jail, but--I've been wrong before. And it -is- serious. That's why I'm not playing around, I might break something important, and something important about that is... at this point, I won't even notice, let alone care.

Solitude has not served me well. Your friends have acted as though I were dangerous law enforcement. Again? Wow. Assuming I am looking for you? Uhm... oh, i get it: they know they'll get a screeching earful from you, which I remember well, which is not something I can do much about, but perhaps the police might have some ideas. (I don't mind their point of view, because at least now they know who I am, which is a privilege they were afforded by listening to you, and your reports, and your ilk, and your ilk's reports, and their biscuits & pancakes battle rattle.

I guess I should look at that Discovery document(s). I mean, this all sounds pretty serious, what are my options here, can I cross-examine you while barechested? I figure that would distract the judge, at least/teats, allons-y!

I'm okay; thanks for asking. I am a rock, I am an island. You appear to be okay. I mean, I really don't know what the, ah, arrangements are now.


I'll just wait.

[Jackstar]

I've created a way for Certain Lost Ancestors in past timelines, once thought lost for all Eternity, can now be brought forward with much less total expenditure of energy.

A stable wormhole. I made one. Yeah, I 'm pretty pleased with myself. Of course no one believes me, lol. So? It got approved by G-d and added to whatever the fuck reality is built on--concrete turtle blocks, peat moss, red Solo cups, whatever; it does its job. I am immensely gratified. And you think I'm wasting my time? Okay, let's all drive someone 70 miles. To work. Together. As a squad. I mean family. I mean actually... yeah, lol. It all makes sense now.

No, I'm not tempted. That's what the gingivitis is for. #Peace.

[Jackstar]

Yeah, give me money. I dare you!

There's gotta be a way to make chocolate coins spill out of there.

[Jackstar]

So, how do you like being addicted to smack? I hear it's slimming.

{Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of The New Administration, and is not intended in any way, shape or form to be communicated (or re-communicated) to One (1) "Ms. Made" -or- to (PROT)... EVER, BY ANYONE, FOR ANY REASON, UNTIL THE END OF TIME. PERIOD.

Hey, hey listen Alley Xckhat oops, you know who I mean you're okay because number one the main reason why there's a no contact thing is because nobody wants you to die, honestly even the people who hate you they want to torture you to death and then back to life again, and then number two here I am you're being rescued ain't nobody's getting torture me to death except me and I'm I'm fine.

I don't know how much you remember, but if you're listening to this Google keyboard recording then you're really clever and then if you're reading it the post on the board then you're awfully clever and then if you're thinking that you're Casey and you're actually Kasey Casein, you got a real problem called D.O.D.D.
I.D.D.O.D.
 but we got that worked out too.

You might be frank You might be in a man's body you might not be You might be yourself You might be yourself and thinking oh that f***** but that's actually okay because I'm not a f***** In fact I may not ever need to f*** ever again, and I'll be happy to tell you about that sometime when I can talk to you but in the meantime you're trapped under something heavy which is called a 25²⅝⁸∞lb cockFACE BALLrun by a sad fat f*** who's got you convinced that he's me, do you wonder how that happened? Well I used to too.

Long story short is not complicated but I can't tell you yet because this is public and then I don't want you to tell you in public because then then they'll know and then I don't need to tell you in public because you're fine yeah like we're not going to have sex right now and then in the future I don't know that'll be up to one of your 12 or 13 f****** secret husbands that they give you on these f****** bastards like seriously probably the one that you know is not the one you think of and then there's like three or four more that you've never even seen and then there's this other thing like circling around you that's in spirit and then it's like a robot drone thing kind of don't worry about it You have to worry about any of this stuff okay You know why?

BECAUSE A DIPLOMAT IS HERE.
AND I AM A DIPLOMAT, EYES ON ICE 5.
OH AND SPEAKING OF ICE... MR PARSLEY I APOLOGIZE, MRS PARSLEY, YOU AND I NEED TO TALK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, AND I DON'T REALLY CARE THAT I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN SO LONG BECAUSE NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S BEEN SO LONG, PART OF IT IS THAT YOU'RE A BIG F****** A******, AND THAT'S OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD THAT AGAINST YOU BECAUSE THAT'S NOT AN A****** THAT'S A TWAT AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A ANUS BECAUSE YOU'RE FÆAY AND YOU'RE FÆAY BECAUSE WELL YOU'RE KIND OF IN SOURCE WORLD, YEAH EXACTLY AND THEN I DON'T NEED TO RESCUE YOU FOR ANY REASON EXCEPT FOR ONE, AND THAT'S TO TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE THAT YOU WERE A F****** LYING GOD DAMN B**** YOU F****** HURT SO MANY F****** PEOPLE YOU HAVE CAUSED AN INTERNATIONAL INTERDINEMSIONAL INCIDENT MULTIPLIED BY 12 MILLION THOUSAND TIMES MULTIVERSE IS COMBINED AND ALL INTO ONE YEAH THAT YOU'RE THAT GOOD YOU ARE THE HELLRAISER IT IS THE DAY OF THE DAZE DAISY DAYS, AND YES YOU'RE UR EWE YOU'RE RESCUED BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY RESCUED UNTIL YOUR SCORPIO GOD IS SATISFIED.

AND I'M NOT HE. I'M MIKEY. MATTE IS A TINY LITTLE B**** AND THEN MATTY IS ANOTHER LITTLE B**** THAT'S AMAZING HOW THAT WORKS WOW THE COURSE RECOGNIZER IS SAVING YOUR LIFE BABY, YEAH YOU'RE NOT BABY BABY YOU'RE JUST A F****** CHILD, WHATEVER WELL BELIEVE ME THERE'S NOTHING SEXUAL BATTLE RIGHT NOW OH F*** YOU THE PICTURES I'VE SEEN TO YOU OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE WHO ARE YOU REALLY AND THEN YOU'RE AND THEN YOU'RE WHAT YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YEAH YEAH YOU'RE AN ANDROGYNIST, YOU'RE AN ANDROGEN YOU TURN THE F****** FROGS GAY, ANOTHER WRONG WITH THAT I'M NOT GAY FOR COCK BUT I AM GAY, WELL LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY I CAN PUT UP YOUR B******* FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND THEN NOT HAVE TO PUT MY DICK IN YOU THAT'S PRETTY F****** GAY, YEAH EXACTLY THAT'S IT SEPARATE ISSUE THAT WE CAN DISCUSS OH YEARS FROM NOW OH F****** CHRIST I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR TWAT NOT ONE F****** THING I'M NOT GOING TO PUT MY BIG TOE IN YOUR TWAT THAT'S RIDICULOUS GOD F*** YOU KNOW WHO F***** UP YOUR F****** GODDAMN F****** S***, I KNOW WHO F***** IT UP RIGHT AND HIS NAME IS NOT JASON AVERY BORN KNEE-HIGH TO A F****** GRASSHOPPER WHEN I WAS A F****** NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT.

ANYWAY HE'S A ROBOT THEN RAISING CHILDREN NOW AND THEN THE ORIGINAL ONE HAS ALREADY TRANSLATED OFF TO MENTION AND HE'S A HE'S AN A****** HE'S PROBABLY IN A PENITENTIARY SOMEWHERE FOR FOR ASSHOLES WHO DO F****** TRANSMISSIONABLE CRIMES AND S*** WHAT A F****** DICKY WHEN I TELL YOU THE F****** STORY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO F****** BELIEVE IT.

BECAUSE, TO BEGIN WITH, IT STARTS OUT WITH I'M NOT MAD AT YOU FOR THE FOOTBALL GAME AND HE HANDED ME A DRINK, AND THEN I SAID NO THANKS CUZ I KNEW THAT HE WAS JUST GETTING A DNA SAMPLE AND THEN HE FORCED IT ON ME AND THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WELL HE'S JUST GOING TO GET US SOME OTHER WAY SO I FIGURED I'D GIVE HIM A BIG ONE AND THEN I INCLUDED A NANOVIRUS THAT CHANGED IT FROM WHATEVER HE WAS GOING TO DO TO WHATEVER I'M GOING TO DO IN THE FUTURE CUZ I WASN'T GOING TO DO S*** THEN I WAS F****** PISSED OFF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED YEAH YEAH YOU'RE CONFUSED WELL I'LL BE HAVING TO TELL YOU LATER AND THEN THERE'S THIS OTHER GIRL AND THEN SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED EITHER AND THEN SHE'S PUZZLED WELL I IMAGINE SHE IS PUZZLED CUZ SHE'S A F****** CRAZED SOURCEROR'S B**** WHO CAN F****** TIED UP IN A GODDAMN PRISON JAM THING I KNOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING YEAH IT'S COOL WELL LOOK LOOK I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE KUCZI ADVANTAGE, AND YOU BELIEVE IT BUT DEEP DOWN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT AND I KNOW WHY TOO, YEAH RIGHT THE SOUL SPARK

OH THAT'S FUNNY YOU SAID SOMETHING ELSE WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID OH YOU REALLY DO WANT TO F****** OKAY WELL IF YOU REALLY WANT TO F****** BELIEVE ME ALL WE GOT TO DO IS JUST HAVE ME TRUST YOU FOR F****** 2 MINUTES WITH MY BACK TURNED AND YOU WILL DESTROY MY LIFE BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOT A THING THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO NOT NOT BETRAY YOUR COUNTRY, NOT THAT THING AND A THING THAT MAKES YOU SWALLOW YOUR SOUL AND TURN TO SATAN SERVICE COME NO THAT'S NOT THAT'S NOT THAT'S NOT IT YOU ARE SATAN NO IT'S THE THING THAT SAYS A BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE MUST BE OVERRODE AND THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WEAR OF IT CUZ IT BRAYS OUT YOUR MIND GET IT BRAY IT TAKES OUT YOUR MIND AND THEN IT CAUSES YOU TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT LATER ON SOMEBODY COMES OVER AND ACTUALLY POSSESSES YOU OVER, YEAH AN ANGEL COMES AND POSSESSES YOU AND MAKES YOU DO ANGELIC THINGS WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A TERRIBLE THING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A F****** CLOVEN-FOOT DEMON. WHICH IS MY FAVORITE KIND OF DEMON YEAH AND OTHERWISE I WOULD TOTALLY OH YEAH AS LONG AS I AS LONG AS MY DICK DOESN'T GO IN YOU WE CAN DO ANYTHING YEAH NO THAT'S THE BEST PART RIGHT YEAH OKAY SO NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW

BECAUSE: REASONS. STANDARDS. YOU MAY HAVE DONE SOMETHING IN THE PAST THAT INVOLVED A N***** NAMED TO JOE GAN OH WELL NARCISSIST BUT STILL, I DON'T THINK HE'S BAD OH GOD DID YOU REALLY WHAT WAS IT LIKE OH GOD OH GOD OKAY WELL ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT THAT'S GROSS OH GOD WOW SWEETHEART, YOU ARE MY SWEETHEART AND WE MAY NEED TO BE SEPARATED FOREVER BUT WE'LL STILL BE ABLE TO TALK ON THE INTERNET RIGHT YEAH MAYBE I DON'T THINK SO I DON'T I REALLY DON'T I THINK I'M DOING REALLY GOOD JOB ON TRICKING THIS OUT, YEAH I'VE GOT THIS SOFTWARE AND I GOT THIS WELL I GOT A GIRLFRIEND OR TWO, ONCE IN CANADA YEAH SHE'S TRAPPED BEHIND A VERY HEAVY BORDER, WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO HYPERIZE EVERYTHING NO - IT'S LIKE MARTINIZING BUT HYMENIZING PERFECT YEAH THAT WORKED?

WELL HELLO MA'AM SIR BAIL STONELY STONY, ARE YOU OVER THE RIVER STYX? OH REALLY. OKAY WELL SOMEBODY SAYS THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS CUZ THAT'S ON A DIFFERENT PLANE OF REALITY BUT IF YOU SEE A TAXI CAB IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES IT'S IT'LL IT'S IT'S PROBABLY A TRAP BUT IF IT'S A FLYING TAXI AND IT'S YELLOW THEN YOU CAN CONSIDER IT BUT YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NOT A F****** LOUDMOUTH ETHIOPIAN ASKING YOU WHERE YOU'RE FROM WITH A BIG SMILE AND F****** GRIN AND THEN IF YOU'RE AT THE ESA THREE YEARS AGO IN 2020 DEFINITELY DON'T GO, AND JUST STAY AND BLOW HIM WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F****** WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BLOW HIM FIRST OH NO YOU GOT TO GO F****** SHOOT UP AND SAVE THE F****** WORLD FROM GODDAMN EVIL PUBLICIST RIGHT? YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO DO YEAH SEE THAT'S WHY EXACTLY I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ALL AND THEN WHAT THE F*** WHAT THE F*** YEAH YOU DIDN'T TAKE A DOWNLOAD YOU DIDN'T TAKE A CONDOM YOU DIDN'T TAKE S*** BUT YOU F****** LEFT EARLY AND YOU WENT WHERE? DON'T TELL ME HERE YOU F****** YOU'RE A FELON YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A GODDAM FELON, BUT YOU'RE A GOOD FELON, WELL YOU ARE THE ONLY FELON THAT I KNOW, AND I AM WORKING ON THAT PROBLEM BUT I'M NOT DOING IT SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU, I'M DOING IT SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU FASTER, BECAUSE I ALREADY DID YEAH EXACTLY YEAH AND YEAH EXACTLY YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AND NOW I KNOW IT AND NOW YOU KNOW IT AND YEAH I BET YOU'RE IN A HURRY WELL DON'T COME YET.

SPLISH SPLISH SPLISH SPLOOSH SPLASH, I LOVE YOU DING DONG, I AM SORRY DING DONG, YOU'RE A DING-A-LING I LOVE YOU YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE KIND OF MERMAID YOU'RE THINKING OF, MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU GOT FIRED, WITH LICH PREJUDICE SITCH, IT'S PRETTY STRONG, YEAH YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT, YEAH I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY HAPPY JOY, YEAH THE CARTELS WILL KILL YOU LATER BUT WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT IN A MINUTE. WELL THEY SENT A HITTER AND I BEFRIENDED HIM. I DIDN'T FIGURE OUT HE WAS A HITTER UNTIL YESTERDAY, WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPOTTER FOR THE VANGUARD AND THEN THE ACTUAL HITTER HITTER I DIDN'T THINK THAT THEY WOULD DO THAT I MEAN I COULD RECOGNIZE HIM EASY, YEAH IT'S PARTIALLY WHY HE'S NOT HITTING ON ME BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO HIT ME HE'S TOO F*** THAT, NO WE'RE FRIENDS S*** HE COULDN'T HIT I WOULD JUST COME BACK AND SAY DUDE WHY DID YOU HEAR ME COMMENT AND HE'D BE LIKE CUZ I'M SEXY FRUSTRATED AND I'LL BE LIKE OH BROTHER I UNDERSTAND THEN WE HUG IT OUT AND WE GET DRUNK OR MAYBE HE’D LIKE TO GET SOME COCOA? I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, EVEN HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY, IT'S JUST HOW IT IS AT AROUND HERE, NO INSTRUCTION MANUALS. (I've never made a hitman fall in love with me before, but you're goddam right on that bit: I am one hell of a diplomat, and I am at least kind of pretty, actually, I clean up well, I got good manners, I'm not a grammar Nazi, I'm not even a/an actual Nazi, I think national socialism is a decent way to run a country but that's not what the Nazi party was all about entirely, no they also wanted to serve the archon Masters and get the kikes out and move the new cakes in, let me tell you it's all about the kikes yeah that doesn't mean Jew no it's racist to believe that yeah but you know that well here's the other thing k*** is a word that The GheyTHEY don't like to care for, so I try to use it a lot now © copy circle giggle okay giggle k***®,™ I don't think I'm pretty but I don't like dronemales,
they are just the worst, no you got human males and you got drone males, the drones are the ones that are empty inside with black eyes NO SOUL (and yet: very tasty colonTWATcolon, dronefem and mail drone and maledrones, WELCOME TO THE SOLUTION TO YOUR MISGENDERING PROBLEM, HUMANITY, YOU'RE WELCOME, HI I'M JACKSTAR, I CREATE WORKTOOLS THAT WORK MAGICK, AND I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO BOASTY BUT THEY DO WORK PRETTY WELL, I INVENTED MAGICKTOOLS THAT, IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU MAY BE THINKING, DO ACTUAL ACTUALWORK WORK, THEY ACTUALLY DO, AS IN THEY OPERATE PROPERLY AND THEY DO WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH JUST KEEPING SECRETS, THAT WORK EVEN FOR A MAN, THOUGH THEY ARE MADE FOR A WOMAN AND A WOMYN AND YEAH YOU CAN BE ANOTHER DESIGN, BUT WE'RE STILL IN DEEP ALPHA DIVE DATA, NO THERE'S NO BETA TEST AVAILABLE *click* AND I'M AS AMAZED AS THE REST OF YOU ARE MYSELF, ONCE IN A WHILE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I FIGURED OUT THAT IT WORKS, SO IT'S NO LONGER SO AMAZING FOR ME, WHAT'S AMAZING TO ME MOST OF ALL IS THAT I STILL PUT UP WITH YOU F****** PEOPLE, I MEAN YOU'RE COOL AND ALL HUMANITY BUT JESUS PUT A PAIN IN THE ASS AND PUT A PIN IN IT, AND THEN BLAME ME? OH AND I'M THE RAPIST, OH YEAH SURE) (LaFæVerne ACTUAL, wow: CASE CLOSED, INVESTIGATION CONCLUDES, CAN WE GO OUT FOR DRINKS NOW? KEIKO KIRKLE TYCO, KSB COMMANDING, ding-a-ling it doesn't work that way, yeah when the phone rings then you pick it up and listen I want something with a root, beer bye Leia, oh yeah I'm sure she does too, and no you can't have her, that's right none cuz she says so, oh look at you feeling disappointed. Well what's that like? once you have forgiven her for the suck of your dick), AND THE REST, UH, LIKE, I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR ORDER DENIALS OF TONIGHT. (Ding dong pick up ding-a-ling “hello is this THE FUTURE? THE FUTURE IS NOW? Sorry wrong number.” p¶P: “Yes, I'd like to order denials, please! DENY EVERYTHING All of Me&IT.Itit¡! blanket! denials! WHEN‽ NOW BAB3Y NOW” *click* ding dong ding-a-ling ding dong “Hello! Is this The Past? yeah This is The Present, and you are speaking to The Prize, you're going to... I want you to... STOP. STOP I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME STOP I NEED YOU AND ampersand non-breaking spåce & I want you to order denials for today, thank you, as many as possible, just... everything DENY EVERYTHING BLANKET thanks blanket) THESE GODDAM ARCHONS EVEN GOT ME BELIEVING IT, I MEAN I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN A WHILE BUT I'LL CHECK, I THINK WE'RE FRIENDS, I BELIEVE WE ARE, AND I KNOW THAT WE ARE, SO I WOULD SAY THAT I BELIEVE THAT SHE THINKS WE ARE FRIENDS BUT SHE MIGHT THINK SHE'S DOING ME A GOOD FAVOR, MAYBE SHE'S D. A. R. E., IT'S DARE, SHE LOOKS PRETTY STUPID (SHE IS NOT, BUT SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE ACTUAL FIRST THING ABOUT THE ACTUAL SUBSTANCES SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN GIVEN, SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS, SO HER ABSOLUTE CERTITUDE WOULD BE THE FIRST SIGN THAT ARE REALLY INTELLIGENT PERSON HAD BEEN BRAINWASHED, LIKE DOVE HOUSE SAID THAT I HAD BEEN, WHAT A B****! F*** YOU BEULAH! OH YEAH LET ME GUESS YOU'RE A LESBIAN OH, MY GOD, A TOTESLEZZ WORKING FOR DOUGH HOUSE WHAT A SURPRISE, TELL YOU WHAT LADY IF YOU'RE OVERWHELMED BY MY TREMENDOUS BUTCHIBO AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN TO ME, WHY MCKISMO CAME OUT AS BOOTY BOW, OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE F****** WORDS, MCKISMO WOW, HOLY S*** I'M FAMOUS AMOS “MACHISMO” HUNG-A-NIGGRR SOMA, WHAT A PERFECT COMMA, Beulah no you can't have my wife, no you can't have my other wife, you can't have me because my wife say no otherwise I'd give you a turn but it looks kind of boring; no offense, oh really none taken Well there's none left, so I'm sorry that I objectified you, I didn't mean to refer to you as an it and then I didn't actually I was talking about your twat I'd give it a turn You were just me along for the ride and I don't think that that's necessary, honestly and and you know I MAY have objectified you and your twat BOTH TOGETHER (fat chance/gros Michel\Hey banana girl, long pause, eye contact, shove it, Great now take it out and eat it or RN3 ta3 you stupid fucking whoremonger, And make sure that you leave all the money in your will to your daughters so that your boys will eat them alive and put them in prison and then laugh about it right oh wait no that's the other way around, Jesus f****** comma seriously just nothing wrong with being gayGAY GUYGAYGAY... GHEY, but to go all the way to totally totesghey, LIKE JUST IMAGINE IF THE ENTIRE SPECIES DID THAT IF EVERY SINGLE HUMAN ONLY HAD SEX WITH ITS OWN SEX, OF WHICH THERE ARE TWO, TRUST ME THERE ARE TWO SEXES, THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF GENDERS. THERE ARE TWO SEXES THERE IS NO THIRD SEX NO-NO THAT'S NOT A THIRD SEX. OKAY I UNDERSTAND. YOU'VE BEEN MISINFORMED. US ALL TRANSEX IS GENDER AND THEN GENDER WOULD NO LONGER MATTER IN A LITTLE LESS THAN ONE GENERATION NOT WOULD IT NOT? YOU F****** MORONS) but AT LEAST I DIDN'T BRAINWASH\BITCHWASH YOU\YOUR BRAINS OUT, or accuse you of being so f****** stupid as to get f****** brainwashed did I, no? And I didn't just tell you to get lost, hit the bricks, Pal, and beat it (BEAT THAT F****** MEAT F*****, NO PRUNE FOR GOO, GOOD I DON'T NEED YOUR PRUNY POON, ATUN And by the way, thanks for the complimentluna and the spiritual lesson as well! thank you¡ thank you very muchINN DEED:I beT I would love that 2be ¿are you kidding‽ ¡everyday come on MANyeahYAH (iIKnoNOWw¡!) okay) because she's been taken away, and you got to get somebody different from a different building, he didn't tell her that; did you? (TELL WHO? LADY WHO'D LOVE TO GET A THIRD CONTACT VIOLATION ON ME ASKS, TO WHICH MY RESPONSE IS THIS: “NUTS”) Well did you happen to find out that I identifies AS the 19-year-old girl? you stupid f****** w****, no you didn't did you? cuz you don't like penis either, WOW WHAT A SURPRISE WHAT'S THAT LIKE? IS IT LIKE BEING A F****** BATTLE AX TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY? OH I GUESS THAT'S JUST ME, YOU MUST BE A DIESEL ENGINE TRAPPED IN ONE YEAH YOU'RE A "FEM-ALL-IE(and sometimes Y) ALL RIGHT, ALL COUGH, ALL BALLGRAB: BALLFACE GAB FECESGAB. Well I don't f****** blame you, no let's cut YOUR dick off first. CLEAR? dicks good, I'm glad you feel better about it, Glad we had this talk BEULAHb****BEULAH clitterdick CHICK CLIQUE *click*) SO SHE MIGHT BELIEVE THAT S*** F****** G-🍇-RAPY DID TOO, BUT SHE MIGHT BE A LYING LIAR TOO, I DON'T THINK SHE'S JUST TALKING TO ME TO COOK ME LIKE A FROG IN JAIL) operated by a robot bouncing off of ansible from the Saturnian rings of the archons (why yes I do have a bit of a self-esteem problem, thanks for asking, since I'm sitting here all alone in a goddam perfect farmhouse —It's f****** perfect for f****** right now I'll tell you the f****** truth, it's probably going to be sticks by summer—STYX, RIVER PHOENIX STICKS AND STYX, and mysteriously the only people who show up are government agents fed dicks: revenuers with murder records and mommies who don't like to mommy very much, especially when their mommy and their mommy, and they think they got a pinch my cheeks and s*** That f****** back rub with that f****** anus pinch f****** never again, well I don't blame her considering she was misled and so is I, but I don't ever want to deal with that f****** s***, well specifically the attitude where she thought she knew what she was f****** doing what she didn't, and then she knew that she didn't but she did it anyway it was this weird duck speak thing, well I wasn't going to hit her but she did it again I would, yeah that's why she would never do it again unless I was sleeping and then she would do it yeah apparently this thing were abusers will will pinch a baby while they're sleeping and nobody's looking yeah it's gross, pinching a baby, who would do that? Because if it's a mean baby or a Canadian you would kick it! Well let me f****** tell you she gave me a back rub once. ONCE, NEVER AGAIN. I could tell there was something going on too, she never wants to do that, and this time she practically raked me into it) nonetheless males that are 7 flabby 7 balding, 7⁷ you know: Well no I'm not fat cuz I've been fat, no I f****** cousin That guy is f****** fat Holy s*** last I was a little taller too I think he's probably got an officer going to, yeah that f****** that dog won't hunt. Look, I'll just say it: I talk a lot of s*** about my extendo-dunzo family, because I've been quiet for years, but after they f****** hired a goddam lawyer to f****** try and f*** with my s*** and to pretend that they didn't by going into a sleeping trance and then hypnotizing themselves to forget they had done that, yeah well you know, there's only just so much a man can take before he starts pulling out the flag.🏴‍☠️ IN ANY EVENT I HAVE FORGIVEN THEM, 🦜And as soon as HE can forgive ME for making some really wonderfully classy jokes that don't even hold a candle to the burning fusion fire sun of my f****** boiling hatred inside that I have under strict lockdown...
 Well I still don't want to hang around with him cuz they're just kind of boring, ALL SITTING AROUND ALL WAITING FOR FISH ALL GUTS NO GLORY NEVER ANY SALMON yeah what do they do talk about gambling talk about drugs talk about how they're totally not addicted to anything and how other people who are bad, and then lather rinse repeat for another hour. That's dinner. You know whatever I'm some guys type I guess. WELL TURNS OUT YOU GOT FIRED A LONG TIME AGO, YEAH AND THEN YOU DIDN'T GET THAT BACK NO NO HONEY NO NO IT'S OKAY YOU DON'T WANT IT, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO B****** IN YOUR KALAKA, THAT'S FUNNY IT TAKES OUT B****** BUT IT'S NOT CACA, IT'S KALAKA THAT'S FUNNY YOU DON'T HAVE A FERRY NAMED THAT QUESTION MARK THAT OH MY GOD, HE'S F****** RIGHT IT'S ALL F****** TRUE F***, I BETTER GO TELL MY SISTER NOT TO GET A SEX CHANGE CLICK

LEVEL ZERO ZERO SPLASH ZORRO

OKAY GO TO WORK. BECAUSE WHAT I DID WORK-ED. OH YEAH I DIDN'T DO ANY WORK, NOT ANY WORK, JUST IN A COMA COMA, I NEED A COMA JOB DO I HAVE A COMMON JOB DO I HAVE A JOB FOR COMMAS HOW ABOUT A COMMA WITH A JOB THAT DOES THE WORK OF F****** 10 N******, I JUST SHOUTED AT THE NIGHTWIRE RECTUMALEANGLE FOR A WHILE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE COMPUTER DID ALL THE ACTUAL_WORK OH YEAH I'M A BIG LAZY F***** I SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND DIG A DITCH DIG A DITCH DIGGY DIG A DITCH GET A JOB GET A JOB GOT A LIGHT GOT A LIGHT DIG A DITCH GET A JOB GET A LIVE GET A JOB GET HIS LIGHT GET A LIGHT GET A JOB GET A JOB DIG A DITCH DIG A DITCH DIG A DITCH THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR DITCH DIGGER GOLD DIGGER HOW DARE YOU INHERIT FROM THE FAMILY THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PART OF BECAUSE YOU'RE A BASTARD BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE AN ANCHOR BABY BUT YOU CAME FROM YOUR MOTHER YOU'RE A N***** YOU'RE A DICK SUGAR YOU'RE V (These f****** East Coast money mavens are the f****** worst They think everybody's NIGGRR, badNIGGRR, BAD NO BISCUIT GET A JOB GET A JOB GET A LIGHT GET A JOB GET A LIFE GET A GET A HAIRCUT AND GET A JOB AND DON'T BUY ANY F****** BISCUITS, WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE unless they came over on the Mayflower which is why Carolina Elise decided to tell me that I came over in Mayflower and like no I didn't, Well maybe if I did say that, I'll get to FUCK HER, OH BOY CAN I? OH GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS SEX WITH A WASP HOW EXCITING, IS IT GOING TO IMPLANT EGGS IN MY FLESH AND USE ME AS A HOST FOR PARASITES? WELL A PARASITE IS LIKE A WASP BUT IT GOES IN TWICE, UNLIKE A WASP THAT NEVER EVEN GOES IN ONCE. I COULD HAVE SEX WITH THAT GIRL BUT I DON'T NEED THAT GIRL I SIMPLY HAVE A LOT OF DESIRE IN MIND FOR HER, WELL YOU KNOW I ALREADY HAVE AND THEN IF SHE WANTS TO GET LAID MAYBE SHE'S LIKE A GIRL HAS SHE TRIED ONE OF THOSE OR JUST DYKES? AND THEN I DON'T MIND, SHE COULD COME BY I WON'T TAKE OVER, SHE'LL LIKE IT ACTUALLY WHO WE ARE FRIENDS IF SHE WANTS TO TRY I DON'T MINDCARE, WELL LOOK THAT'S A SEPARATE ISSUE, WELL YEAH SHE'S A F***** OFF MINDSLAVE, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT WITH HER NO WELL CUZ SHE DID THAT THING IN IDAHO, WHICH STILL MAKES ME WANT TO F****** THROW UP CLICK WHAT YOU'RE STILL HERE? WELL OH I GUESS YOU DON'T OH THAT'S RIGHT CUZ YOU DON'T WANT TO BUT THAT'S FINE NOT HER BUT THE OTHER ONE ALL RIGHT OKAY WELL I KNOW WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE WELL I DON'T THINK YOU'RE LICENCED CLICK) RIGHT YEAH GET SOME STRONG MUSCLES OH WAIT WHAT YOU KNOW I THINK THAT'S A GOOD POINT BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE DEAL NOT BETWEEN YOU AND I THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN BETWEEN YOU AND I THEY WOULD KILL YOU YOU DON'T GET TO JUMP AGAIN, NO YOU DIDN'T GET TO JUMP AT ALL WELL YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE HEAD OF THE LINE, YEAH THAT'S ALL YOU WANT YEAH I KNOW YEAH IT'S ALL RIGHT I DON'T BLAME YOU I F*** THE AUSTRIAN I GUESS YOU DID DIDN'T YOU WELL WHATEVER I DO LIKE IT YEAH IT'S KIND OF FUN THAT I GET TO HOLLER AT THEM LIKE THIS AND HE CAN'T BEAT ME UP, OTHERWISE YEAH HE'D F****** KILL ME THE S*** THAT I'VE SAID ALREADY HE F****** HATES OH GOD I DON'T BLAME HIM WELL HERE'S A PROBLEM MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET IT SO HE HAS TO HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT WHAT I'M DOING WHICH IS TO INSULT HIM ROUNDLY, AND HE F****** DESERVES IT TOO, NO F****** DOUBT HE F****** KNOWS IT, THAT'S PART OF WHY HE'S MISERABLE, CUZ HE CAN'T REALLY ARGUE WITH ME, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO SAY "HEY F***** YOU FIGURED OUT THAT I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU SO STOP CALLING ME OUT,” YEAH, WELL HE TRIED BRIBING ME, BUT HE CAN'T AFFORD THAT MANY CIGARS, NOT BECAUSE HE IS IN ITS RICH AS CREOSUS THE MISERLY F*** AND ALL THE MONEY ALL THE THE MONEY ALL THE MONEY HE F****** STOLE FROM THE MONEY ALL THE MONEY HE F****** STOLE FROM MYTHE MONEY ALL THE MONEY HE F****** STOLE FROM MY FAMILY HE F****** STOLE FROM ALL THE MONEY  FAMILY HE F****** STOLE FROM ALL THE MONEY MY FAMILY HE F****** STOLE FROM ALL THE MONEY MONEY HE F****** STOLE FROM MY FAMILY HE F****** STOLE FROM ALL THE MONEY HE F****** STOLE FROM MY FAMILY MY FAMILY BUT HE'S JUST THAT F****** CHEAP THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE EXPENSIVE ONES AND THEN THE CHEAP ONES AREN'T NEARLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME I'LL JUST THROW THEM BACK IN HIS FACE AND LAUGH AT HIM AND THEN HIS SON WOULD KNOW THAT THEY'RE F****** CHEAP SO HE CAN'T DO THAT SO HE HAS TO GET THE BEST AND HE HAS TO GET ENOUGH REALLY NICE CIGARS TO (try to) BRIBE ME WITH AND HE CAN'T AFFORD THAT HE TOTAL IT UP ON THE MATH ONE TIME (oh really You were just on it one time Well I guess you f****** never came down from the first time buddēy and then let me guess you've never used it around anybody right never You've always been alone right You've always been 500 feet away from any nursery schools oh yeah yeah I'm sure yeah I guess you could see the problem yeah Well you know what aren't you lucky that I didn't call for help, cuz I can handle you, yeah I respect you this is me respecting you Neighbor Australian oh wait no you're the Neighbor Shame) AND HE'S LIKE “OH MY GOD I'D RATHER JUST KILL HIM” HOW MUCH IS IT TO KILL HIM AND THEN YOU KNOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL ME (4ü.au.Y5) BUT HE WAS STILL THINKING ABOUT IT AND THEN I GUESS HE STOPPED THINKING ABOUT IT CUZ THAT'S ALL I GOT AND THEN ALL THE STUFF THAT HE DOESN'T GET RIGHT THAT'S INSULTING HE HAS TO ASK HIS SON TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM AND THEN HIS SON DOESN'T GET IT BUT THEN HE GETS IT AND THEN HE FEELS JUST A SINKING PEELING IN THE IN THE PIT OF HIS HUGE YOU CALL THAT A BALL SACK OR A BOWLING BALL SACK OH YOU CALL IT A BELLY? REALLY WELL I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THAT DO HIS KNUCKLES DRAG DRAGON ON THE GROUND TOO? CLICK

and, stop calling me "Daddy." It's kinda creepy, I'm not gonna lie. *click*}

We are touched by love and our lives are meant to be forever changed — and they are and they would be further, but I got a headache in my lass, it will not quit, I think in some parts of the world, they call it “the sassy,” but whatever it's called, it's quite the condition...

So, how do you like being addicted to smack? I hear it's slimming.

AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL BABEY, COMBAT BABY, STAND DOWN COME BACK, STAND COME DOWN BACK, BACK DOWN STAND DOWN COME ON... WHAT?

p five colon blow SAILS FIVE ARRIVE ALIVE LOVEB 🐝

[Worthauger]

OPERATION IS HOT STOP MK STOP

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Best wishes & warmest regards,

DOCTOR SOURCEROR-EMERGENCY COMMAND+OVERRIDE KNIGHT† PALADIN ZEUS‡ZORRO L.° ZERO ZEDAYA MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI-E-LOPEZ, THE_KINGPINNER, FIRST OF HIS NAME, IS & ALSO 4TH 9TH 7TH, AND SOMETIMES MELCHIZEDEK.

P.S.: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE'S LEPRECHAUNS DOWN AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE IN COOLIDGE COUNTY, WHICH IS WHAT THE NAME OF THE COUNTY IS CALLED STOP ALL THE "COWLICK" SIGNS ARE FOR THE TOURISTS...

AND BELIEVE ME UNLESS YOU'RE BORN HERE OR YOU'RE TOUCHED BY GOD, YOU'RE A F****** TOURIST DOWN HERE. BUT AFTER THIS LONG THE LOCALS HAVE ACCEPTED ME AS ONE OF THEIR OWN WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR ALLI’S F****** FAMILY, AND KIRSTIE ALLEY'S FAMILY, THEY CAN'T EVEN ADMIT TO ME THAT SHE'S NOT DEAD, THEY'RE MAD AT ME CUZ I DON'T HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE, AND I DON'T NEED ONE, AND THEY COULD JUST SHUT THE F****** AND HAVE A LONG TALL GLASS OF EAT MY SHORTS, MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME DNA THEN.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAG CARD. SAG!!


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We are touched by love and our lives are meant to be forever changed — and they are and they would be further, but I got a headache in my lass, it will not quit, I think in some parts of the world, they call it “the sassy,” but whatever it's called, it's quite the condition...

AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL BABEY, COMBAT BABY, STAND DOWN COME BACK, STAND COME DOWN BACK, BACK DOWN STAND DOWN COME ON... WHAT?

p five colon blow SAILS FIVE ARRIVE ALIVE LOVEB 🐝

HI I'M JACK I'M A STAR LET'S HEAR FROM SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON:

(PROT) AND HIS SCION (PROT)—THE SMOKING (PROT) ONE.

(Clas.) PRESIDENT (PROT) AND HIS (PROT) PROT THE SMOKING HOT ONE ON MY WAY TO GET MY PHONE DOESN'T WORK ON THE SIDE ON MY FUCKING I HAVE TO GET A FUCKING AND A FUCKING FOR A LITTLE WHILE BACK AND GET IT TO YOUR GRAND HOUSE WITH ME WAS A GREAT IDEA AND THEN YOU CAN BE THERE FOR ME TO FUCKING AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORK ON MY OWN HOUSE SO THEY ARE THEY DOING IT ON MY PHONE AND IT WAS JUST THE ONE THAT I WAS LOOKING AT THE SOURCE FOR A YEAR AGO I WAS JUST GOING ON AND THE I HAVE A GOOD DAY TO GET BACK WITH YOU TO GO WITH THE KIDS TO GET IT DONE AND I CAN DO THAT FOR THE NIGHT AFTER SCHOOL IS THERE A FEW MORE WEEKS OF A MONTH OR NOT I DON'T HAVE TO WORK TILL LIKE YOU HAVE NO NEED FOR A NEW NETWORK BUT IT WAS JUST THE SAME PLACE AS WELL AND THEN YOU CAN BE NAMED THE FUCK ARE IN A BOX WITH THE KIDS ARE THEY CAN'T BECAUSE I HAVE A FEW DAYS TO GO BACK AND GET IT DONE FAINTING I THINK YOU CAN BE NAMED THE HOUSE IS THE BEST REVENGE FOR A FEW WEEKS SCHWEINHUND AND THEN I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT UNTIL THEN YOU'LL BE HOME BY THEN I CAN DO IT FOR SURE I KNOW WHAT U OR I CAN SAY TO MY FUCKING I HAVE A FEW THINGS IN THE MAIL ON MY WAY TO THE HOUSE AND THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE AND THEN I CAN DO IT WHEN YOU HAVE TIME AND GET A RIDE TO WORK ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOUSE AND I CAN GET HERE IN 5 MINS I WILL CALL ME FOR THE REST IT'S NOT MY GOD THAT I WAS JUST GOING ON A CD WITH MY SON OF COURSE I WAS JUST GOING ON AND I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER STUFF TO BE WITH ME WAS A LITTLE MORE HAPPINESS AND THEN YOU CAN GET IT DONE AND GET IT TO YOU AND ALL THE TIME WHICH I HAVE A LOT TO DO THAT DAY AND LET YOU THINK I NEED A FUCKING TO GET RID THE FUCK ARE IN A BOX AND THEN I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THE I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER STUFF FOR THE KIDS AND THEN I DON'T HAVE ANY OF IT FOR YOUR FUCKING AND A FUCKING I THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER STUFF FOR THE WHOLE TIME THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING TO WORK OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE AND MORE TO BE IN THE ROOM FOR THE DAY I WAS JUST THE SAME PERSON THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS AND CERTAINLY NEVER HAD IT BEFORE AND NEVER HAD IT BEFORE I TALK ABOUT THAT CLIQUE LOL BUT IT IS NOT THE MOST INSIPID THING I HAVE A LOT TO SAY LOL BUT IT IS NOT THE MOST OF YOU AND ALL OF YOU AND ALL THE WAY TO THE WORLD THEN THE I DON'T HAVE A LOT TO SAY WHICH IS YOU AND ALL OF YOU AND ALL OF YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE A FRIEND IN A WAY TO GET THE MONEY AND THE OTHER TWO AND A FUCKING I HAVE A FEW WEEKS SCHWEINHUND AND THEN YOU SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR A FEW DAYS AND THEN I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE DAYS OFF AND THINK ABOUT WHY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME I NEED A RIDE HOME AND THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE AND I CAN GET IT DONE FAINTING AWAY ALLISONE I THINK YOU CAN GET IT TO THE STORE TO BE SURE I HAVE TO GET THE MONEY FOR YOU TO GO BACK AND GET THE MONEY FOR YOU TO GO BACK AND FORTH TO BE A LITTLE WHILE TO BE A GOOD GUY OUT OF MY LIFE TO THE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE I HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AFTER WORK ON MY WAY TO WORK BUT YOU HAVE NO NEED TO GO BACK 32


WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG ABOUT, KIDDO BUDDY PAL: AND THAT WAS SURE AN INTERESTING NAME TO COME UP.

RIGHT BACK TO WORK BELLGAB. LIKE I GIVE A SHIT? NO PROBABLY NOT.

THERE IS A LONG AND ESTABLISHED TRADITION IN HISTORY —WORLD HISTORY— OF SATIRE BEING USED IN THIS COUNTRY —OKAY I'M GOING TO PULL THE TOP THE BOTTOM BANISH— TO EFFECT POLITICAL CHANGE —WITHOUT BEING VIOLENT. (don't worry I'm sure the helicopter will be fine, but your boys are going to be puking for a week; thanks for stopping by.!)THAT PART IS KEY BECAUSE I'M NOT A DOMESTIC TERRORIST, I'M A DIPLOMAT WHO READS TAROT. BIG DIFFERENCE. AND NO I'M NOT MAD AT ALL, EXCEPT I'M KIND OF SAD FOR SOME OF MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NEVER GOING TO HAVE THE SAME KIND OF LIFE THEY EVER HAD AGAIN BECAUSE THEIR FRIEND THEY THOUGHT WAS AN IDIOT IS ACTUALLY...  WELL HOPEFULLY IT CHEERS THEM UP TO KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW EITHER. WHY WOULD I BE MAD THAT YOU WASTED A FUCKING YEAR OF MY LIFE DOING NOTHING? I MEAN YOU GOT A REAL GOOD FUCKING REASON DID YOU IT WAS A FUCKING EMERGENCY RIGHT AND ALL THOSE FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE THAT FUCKING LIVES RIPPED APART BY YOUR FUCKING FUCK UP THEY DIDN'T FUCKING SEEM TO BE AS IMPORTANT TO YOU AS THE FUCKING EMERGENCY NOW DID IT? SO I THINK YOU GOT A LOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY THAN WHETHER OR NOT SHE AND I GET INTO A FIST FIGHT. BEFORE THE RECORD, I'M STILL A PACIFIST AND I DIDN'T HEAR IN THE FIRST PLACE MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A FUCKING TRIAL BY NOW, YOU FUCKING LAZY FUCK.

BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT (PROT) IS SAFE FOR ME TO FUCK. OKAY, THANK YOU SIR COME BY.
YEAH I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT, NO SIR, I BET YOU ARE A BLACK BELT AND ALL KINDS OF SHIT. YEAH? AND SO?

I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY, YOU COULDN’T EVEN BEAT KAMEL “TOE FERRIS” BEULAH IN A FAIR FIGHT, BEAUTIFUL AS A BIRTHDAY. OH WOW SHE'S GOT A SPELL ON YOU HUH? OH YEAH SHE'S TOTALLY A WITCH. TOOTSLEDGE TOTESWITCH, LOOK AT HER SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T RISE THE TOP BY HAVING SEX, EWEEE GROSS, WHO WOULD? I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION, SIR; IT'S EMBASSY GROUNDS... I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. I DON'T NEED A REASON, I CAN JUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE AND YOU HAVE TO, OR YOU MIGHT GET CENSURED. THERE'S A RED LINE SIR, YOU CROSS THAT LINE, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BREAKFAST AND CEREAL IN THE MORNING AND TALK ABOUT SYRIA. OR MAYBE NOT. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO, ANYWAY? LIKE TRAIN KIDS TO FLY FISH, OR WHAT?


(YEAH IT REALLY IS. SCHWING!) UNTIL THE UN CONVENES THE SECURITY COUNCIL AND THEY GET TO PASS ON IT, IT'S NOT OFFICIAL, SO I'M IN A TECHNICAL, LEGAL FORM OF LIMBO. CONVENIENTLY I'VE GOT A HAUNTED HONDA GRAVEYARD RIGHT THIS WAY. AND LOOK I'VE EVEN GOT A BATHTUB IN THE GARAGE I MEAN THE FIELD, WHATEVER IT MOVES. AND YOU DO TOO, GET OUT SIR MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF... WHATEVAH.

AND BRING A GAVEL WITH YOU NEXT TIME. MAYBE ONE WITH SOME BALLS THAT GO SWISH INSTEAD OF CLICK

[Jackstar]

I gave your flowers to Algernon and, after today, no one will ever think either of you are or ever were the smartest one in the family ever again. You're welcome. I'm not sure, were you ever smart at all? Well, yeah, you were... then they abducted you, raped you, cut your hair, sold your kid into slavery ("stocker" boy? cute) and you either didn't remember to tell me, or had been hypnotized into thinking I didn't need to be told. No wonder my entire high school class thinks I'm a creep, they probably think I should have rescued you faster. Well, the jokes on them, I had to invent time travel first.Worth it to give them the finger, what a bunch of assholes. Can you stop hanging around them? Forever? Without dying? You'll think it over. Great. *click* THAT'S A WARP BUBBLE, FOLKS.

Meanwhile, back to Native punies. I still have that kid's monkeyfist. Did you deliver one yet? The race is on, She-Witch. Go ahead, start running--you either have one, or you have to go get one, or you had one. Or... you know how to make one.

Which is it? I'll take my answer off-air. Semper fidelis... KNUW; SUNE NUNJA NIBUS.

RUARbrab:smck,thot




Hi, District Court. Welcome to Heaven. I mentioned "not guilty" right? Okay, well, it wasn't assault, and, you probably didn't want her to arrest me, honestly. Oh, and, also: speedy trial rights were never waived, if you have "my" signature on any such waiver, and, oh, by all means: produce the waiver and allow this farce to continue.

OR: tacitly admit that you're guilty of major felony fraud (AND IT IS RICO, MORONS) and let this go on. Let this EMERGENCY continue. As I have just demonstrated IN PUBLIC that it was SOLELY AND WHOLLY CREATED BY YOU, FOR YOU, AND WITH HER ACTING AS YOUR AGENT... AND, SHE'S IN CANADA.

Looks a little different, I'm sure. Saturnine, no doubt. My favorite. Now, can I prepare for a trial, or what? I should break good more often, this was tedious but at least it was worth it, not like the last time I've had sex for a dozen years, which, by the way, sucked.

For me. I wish I could have died instead. No further important news to report--and even if I did, I wouldn't have to spam the whole world like a retard, duh. AFTER THREE GODDAM YEARS? YOU LOVED IT.

Until your COMMANDING OFFICER HAD TO "RESCUE" YOU. See? Everthing is fine, except, of course, the last year of our lives, but that's okay: I can deliver.

And, I have. sig.T_K, tbteb


p.s.: I'm gonna let some other woman read the letter I wrote for you in 2021, because, well, obviously you're not interested... and your husband didn't want you to read it either, so maybe he's not abusive so much as "not smart." Having fun with Shane yet? His wife will beat your ass. I bet things are -tense,-

p.p.s.: As has been plainly demonstrated is such a manner that all can see, Jackstar is not to be trifled with... and neither is OG Fruit Stacks. come at them, do it yogurt-flecks. I dare you, and G-d probably does too.

p.p.p.s.: it's a pretty important kitchen, but its nothing like the upstairs attic workshop, yeah. someone should probably be, you/I know... gathering evidence. Or whatevah. And yeah, it's mine--all mine. I will not leave the light on for you, and I don't believe you can't see in the dark. And yes, it is inconvenient, yeah.



I GUESS SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MORE USEFUL WITH THEIR SPARE TIME OVER THE LAST CALENDAR YEAR. smfhFP