Author Topic: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan  (Read 47089 times)

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2022, 04:20:22 AM »
deserve for trying

I got out and pushed for Grapefruit. PUSH!! Okay, getting back in. Contact, or not?

I mean, she's either reading it or scrolling past or not seeing it and if not seeing/hearing the "energy".... so, now she knows she's not alone, she is being talked about, she is being theorized about; she is being hoisted on her own petard: Contact, or not?

I have a friend over. Friend, call Grapefruit. *ring* Busy. Rapefruit available.


I think someone might see the problem. Now, fortunately, I actually don't mind either way. I don't care either way. I USED GRAPEFRUIT AS AN EXAMPLE. (Not gonna lie: sounds better than as a rape.) Nevertheless, the wording is unclear, the assignment is vague, the schaedenfreude is off the charts (all her little stalker logs getting filled out, all her little candy colored crayon microdots filled in, all the trophies of male pattern baldness Eagle American Feather Ball Head Gear wearing Little Turtle Helmets, oh, and, by the way, thanks for finally getting around to settling something, GrinderPass, holy fucking shit. I think five months was enough for the portal, right?

Oh, right, you're staying. Good. Yes. Right. Right. Fourteen thousand dollars? Do you know how many bags of cat litter that will buy? You could have found out with this hand-wrought carbon fiber knife, suitable for pulling out in finer gas stations and psych evals everywhere, but as it's just not worth it to you, perhaps you wouldn't mind showing us by stabbing on this picture of the knife... lol, I'm sorry, I can't stand it, this ruling implies that I am a threat in any physical altercation, well, only to a moron agressor, but the real threat here is the god-only-knows wat FENCES OF STOLEN GOODS that are slowly, microscopically, glacially, pointing out the inanity of the demand... and what cause? Now, Spacecar Hyper Herpes, yes, no, do not want.

What do want? Well, let's see, could start with the messages she sent, or were sent.... could start with.. who the fuck knows? It's an inaccessible zone, formed by GPS fencing and geas breaks, you get on the phone, you feel compelled to start talking about your hormone injections, your daily fap in the garden, the absolute total shutdown of commerce formed by someone... just standing still, and then: how does one read the order?

Well, they didn't give to me for several days. It had two pages. I got one. I had to travel around town, back and forth, both (2) ways, in order to get arrested again, and then I am in Court, and she's look at me AGAIN; I was just there, and she looks at me, and I'm mostly calm.

I am MOSTLY calm.
Let us imagine that I am innovcent of any crime or whatever, so on Christmas you get fucking kidnapped. Tuttle/Buttle. Okay... so now what?

"Emergency." No, they're using a pretxt. Oh my God, I swear I just looked at the difference between txt and cum for 9 seconds and I about started graying out. No lie.

The fucking emergency is not fucking, it is that I'm getting preetttty close to hiring a lawyer. Pretty. Close.

No one wants this.



Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2022, 05:18:07 AM »
No I deserve a second helping of pudding  :P

There's lots to share. Look! Two (2) BULLSHIT POLICE REPORTS CASE FILES HORSESHIT DUNG MANURE


deserve a second helping



What exactly is your job supposed to do?

No one wants this.

Before I leave, she's shouting, "this is for you! you wanted this!"
Like reflexive instinct. It's some brainwave. thing. I did... and do again.



Here's part of the trouble: I don't care what happens to her. Any which way you can! I ain't mad. I ain't scared! Grr! Arrrgh!

But... she is. It is obvious to me.

The Court is failing its due dilligence. This is obviously bullshit. It's five months. At the minimum, more out or move in, at the maximum, think it over. Hrrm. Well that's fine and all.

There's a -squeezing- happening here. And as I describe the squeezing. The walls come closing in. Faster and faster until suddenly a beam of light pops out of the room and disappears.

Where was I? Oh, yeah, Dear ladyjudge: it's not that I want her here or not, it's that you're not checking on her health, she doesn't have an advocate on record, and you claiming to protect the victim... while blah-blah-nlah.

Well, I'm the victim and I have lots of patience and tolerance. That's how I am watching you not answer the basic question.

Which is interesting, as it's pretty basic. Keep your trial, huh, well, and lose the no contact? The order is used to protect the property from whom? Also there is not any established presence of a security system? Is there any sign of serious criminal or civil malfeasance intent?

What happens during a phone call? How can this experience be mitigated? Who controls the rights of hostages in protection / NO CONTACT order?

What happens if you cuddle? Asking for a friend.
Once again... she might be having a PTSD event. This is lookin' scripted. Do you think? It looks a little suspicious.

I'm curious as to what rights the property owner has, as well my rights to observe that there's nothing going on, and so... we're protecting my house from my self and you have no witness there? Seems like the witness THROUGH CONTACT might do something helpful. I mean, she did something so helpful before. And, we'll do something there again.

But I doubt you're going to get in. This ladyjudge is serious. You are at grave risk of being totesraped.







Hey, is there a package down there? Cool! Where's it at? I got it! I got it! Whee! Finders Keepers!

Quote
#1) "Hey, where are the guns?"
#2) "Hey, where are the gems?"
#3) "Hey, where are the 5 game consoles?

It really does look like a setup. I guarantee you, I don't wanna walk down there. I also don't want to watch this fishing expedition.

Do you have records of items leaving the premises?
Do you wanna give me a high-five? This shit is the bomb. I can make her gone for months. MONTHS! I might!
Hey Grapefruit: you wanna go put the guns in the truck? Let me guess, you wanna grab all you can get.


It's almost as though they're working together.
================================================
What happens if you cuddle? Asking for a friend.
Once again... she might be having a PTSD event. This is lookin' scripted. Do you think? It looks a little suspicious.


This isn't suspicious as I will want these posts to display reveal later. What I find a bit suspicious are the lack of situational awareness.
Here's one idea: lower the distance to six feet. Note that we haven't even gotten to discuss ideas.

Once again, deliberate delay
Once again, there is nothing and no one needing protection.
Once again, (clandestine math chalkboard).

Hunch. Further hunch to me would be that... this is an astonishing amount of dilly dally for a little boy in a house on a hill. I assume that we're all going to be cool with being upended so long?






Oh, I get it, no, I don't need that contact order our, nor dod I need, but right front theres not a ahole. Isn't that cool?> I figured that out. Oh, no, wait... maybe it's TotalTraining



Working/Training hard!!
*blood pumping*

Itty Bitty Living Space *sad trombone*
I don't care about that. Wasn't it big enough when you were making your simulated rape home videos?


That was just awful. Now let us watch Richard Groyper for 90 minutes. Oh, that wasn't bad.



Yeah TAKE A DOVE alright, lol.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2022, 06:01:14 AM »
There's lots to share.

Yeah TAKE A DAVE alright, lol.

It has been suggested that I back off. B, that's with a B like boy or Benjamin or Bictor

No one wants this.

Avatar, I have ye high ground. *click*

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2022, 06:40:01 AM »
Well i wasn't sure. it doesn't hurt to ask.
i still think he is a cool guy though.

This is how it goes, don't you know, in MINEFIELD.


Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2022, 06:59:55 AM »
...<scroll-scroll>...
Hey, is there a package down there? Cool! Where's it at? |{behind the @?}| I got it! I got it! Whee! Finders Keepers!
...<scroll-scroll>...

This is how it goes, don't you know, in MINEFIELD.

...

HAH, stupid games and stupid prizes!



Yay!

Bless AssGrab's little heart!


Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2022, 07:08:25 AM »
I'm glad you like my thread.
I wanted to ask you with all the text you put out did you ever think about being a writer.
you can make big bucks doing that  & i am doing good.
See i read what you wrote.


This was laugh out loud funny.

BTW Stephen Cannell was one of the nicest writers I ever met.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2022, 07:28:38 AM »
That improvident lackwit! Always too busy stridin' about Azzgab to call his own mother. I'll give him what for 'til he cries brassafrax!



^^^^^
The Lich

Needs a ribbon.

From "The Illustrated Cosmic Adventures of Jackstar Theough Time and Space"

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2022, 07:58:03 AM »
This was laugh out loud funny.

BTW Stephen Cannell was one of the nicest writers I ever met.

cool buddy.

i thought this song was funny.


Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2022, 08:00:11 AM »

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2022, 08:11:22 AM »




I tried that Heineken today on a dare. What a fruity waste of drip water.

Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2022, 08:21:26 AM »


I tried that Heineken today on a dare. What a fruity waste of drip water.

Aye, Laz'd!



Funk that stuff.



Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2022, 11:47:10 PM »
Thank u everyone for helping me keep my thread going. I appreciate it.