Suddenly Joe Biden Is Revealed To Be A Weasel
Who could have seen that coming? Well, most recently I didn't exactly see it, but I recognized it when it arrived--Roe V. Wade was timed to cover-up and Bigfoot the First Contact event from reaching the news (and it mostly has); according to the telemetry at my disposal, there was something different about this one.
I mean obviously people have been fucking extra-terrestrials for years. That's nothing new. Whatever is new this time remains heavily classified. They won't even tell ME. AND I AM A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE. VERY BIG. BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
Creamy nougat center. I apologize for the jokes about coat hangers but I happen to have one here. I'm gonna re-create the de-bugging scene from S.negger's Total Recall, anytime I wanna.