Monkeypox (Darklands gay fetish festival) thread

[pate]

... omg are you shirtless ...

My old and faultless runnning mate:

Always Shirtless, Always Running!

We need that AOC1925 or whatever-his-name-is NeyarkCityLitAsFook or whathaveyou vote.

Internal studies show conclusively, that without that sort of extracuricular vote, the MAPA campain has no hope for suckcess...

Naut Sh...

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"

[Laser]

Sometimes I mention my superpower that allows me to peer into the minds of recalcitrant interlocutors who don't acknowledge that a question has even posed too good. Most times, not. It tends to get people uncomfortable. And, why wouldn't it? Typically a person using any ability to circumvent the will of another is considered not only bad manners, but... usually the sign of a drugged-out psychotic freakazoid mess.

Questions posed too good have a way of besetting psychosis.

[pate]

No doggerel is naive and unmetered but that scans roughly as hexameter with a caesura after the first three iambs omg are you shirtless rn brb 😛

... the monkey gaining power(?)
the man in jail...

something monkey rhymes with JAIL...

Forgive me, Dubb!  This is an epic poem if one can ignore the crap from the movie.

Who is the narrator of that piece?

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"

[Jackstar]

epic poem

*ahem* Are you making these immensely
groundwrecking stylistic decisions all on
your own? Or is this a co-ordinated effort
on the part of multiple obstinate boors?

What you are doing is making extra complexities.

Is that your intention?
What is your intention?
Being this indeterminate on purpose
forced me to log on. You'd be surprised.

Now, I know you're terribly guilt-ridden over what you've done. I do not want to go over it.
Now, how can I help? It's not like I don't have the free time; and you are in fact worsening THE EPIC.

[Jackstar]

besetting psychosis.

I'm not sure what that means. Guessing: a precision question can be a TKO.

(I don't think these people understand what is going on here. Like WTF, I have an -actual life.-)

[Jackstar]

Internal studies show conclusively, that without that sort of extracuricular vote, the MAPA campain has no hope for suckcess...

Just what is this supposed to do? I feel like you've forgotten that not everything has to be subtle.

[K_Dubb]

Forgive me, Dubb!  This is an epic poem if one can ignore the crap from the movie.

Who is the narrator of that piece?

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"

I don’t know but he has that gritty hard boiled voice nailed down, should be narrating Perry Mason or a doc about the Black Dahlia murder or something, I swear I have heard it before

[Jackstar]

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted?"

Incidentally, I am quite glad to see that your restored soul has manifested nicely in the poetry aesthetic. I know that it is undoubtedly hard for you to express gratitude, so know that I am not sweating all this. You know I'm like 49 years old... assuming I never ever time traveled. In any event, this mystifies me, but I'm not bothered now that my brainphone stopped ringing, apparently someone wanted attention. Additionally, uhnm... it's possible you may be wildly overthinking the overall situation without proper context.

It would all be different if I were in a French hotel during a war, right? Because this is a well known time of the year for irony.

[pate]

[Asuka Langley]

Enjoy your pustules shit loving nigger faggots

[Asuka Langley]

[Asuka Langley]

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1540394486504751104

[Asuka Langley]

@bertsbeess

 

[Asuka Langley]

Monkeypox is now unofficially a homosexual STD and Dr. John Campbell is fucking disgusted

[Jackstar]

sexual STD and Dr. John Campbell is fucking disgusted

totesame. It's a homo.... sexual [sexually transmitted disease]? WTAF?

I don't have this. (I have The Vessel.) What the fuck is going on with the populace? I've been Traveling. You People here have no fucking idea what goes on in your Punyling reality. So, stop asking about mine. Thanks.

Meanwhile, I don't have a blood test yet, because I have to get some eye contact going on -eventually- and the last person I asked to get a blood test with me hung up the phone on me. SERIOUSLY. HUNG UP THE PHONE. ON, ME, JACKSTAR.

I'm going to cinder some more dreams and go back to sleep. 7/7/22? I don't even think that adds up to anything in mathematicks.