Whirlwind Reaping: Is It Right for America?

[Jackstar]

Current legit interior status:
MIRTH IS KING.

Complete healing is our birthright.

ROUND REBEL REPRESENT.
Ocean rescue.

[Jackstar]

Current legit interior status:
WORTH IS KING.

Complete healing is our birthright.

ROUND REBEL REPORTS:
Your ocean is pretty fucked and so is he gonna /b].

[Jackstar]

But... is it My Hitler? Time will tell.

Look, that was fun and all, but it's time to get back to work. I got dozens of new friends: they're all robots or terrified of robots. Hang on--


MASSIVE TOTESFUCKIN' ROLLEYES


Okay, well, I get it. Afraid of getting sucked into The Matrix? Yeah, I bet. (Once or twice was enough for Me/me--ME didn't ever go, which makes me ActualKuczi, your new favorite superhero. You're welcome.) All of these robots totally totestotes want me to buy into crypto.

I said, "I can't make any such decisions without consulting with *****Fruit," which, as an undeniably true statement, has bought me some time. They probably send a transforming car to come and throw me into its own damn truck if I take too long, right? Well, also not gonna happen.

Hi, I'm Jackstar. I own Castle Grayskull. Fuck you. AND your mother. AND YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER, WOOT. (Respectfully.) I also enjoy rescuing stragglers, rescuing stranglers, and picking up damsels for their weekly field trip to The Stranglers' Zoo. (Sounds like great counseling for therapy, honestly.)

Okay, so the deal is, it don't matter much what she is called--I'm here for a pickup. Someone--actually several someones--are looking for me. Some are like, holded up in a cave on a mountainside, somewhere near Shaka, CA, someplace where the walls fell. Who knows. I'm just parsing this on the fly for coherent meaning, not accuracy. Obviously, if you got scary robots coming for your wealth... well, damn, Sons, how fuckin' rich are you? Pfft. Buy me a microphone then.

So, in the meantime I have at least six months, I believe. I'm still doing what i was doing before, but now I got way more street cred. Which is nice.

It's not very nice, and I'm still not real happy with Certain People(TM), but nevertheless I built this place to be an unassailable fortress, and: it is.

[Master Trollda]

WTF?! Why did you totes gay this thread up with tarot card readings?

[Jackstar]

WTF?! Why did you totes gay this thread up with tarot card readings? ::)

Because I'm tired of ruining your birthday(s).

... aren't you gay? I thought you loved being gay.

[Master Trollda]

Because I'm tired of ruining your birthday(s).

... aren't you gay? I thought you loved being gay.

If you mean happy then yes.

[Jackstar]

If you mean happy then yes.

Are you indicating you're not a woman living alone with a dog?

[Master Trollda]

Are you indicating you're not a woman living alone with a dog?

I’m saying it makes you look like an Oprah watching faggot when you post tarot card readings.

[Jackstar]

Current legit interior status:
MIRTH IS KING.

Big shit is happening. I'm here as a legal observer; I'm not here to fiddle-fuck around with chasing clout. Grapefruit goes where Grapefruit wants. I'm not the boss of her... and I never was.

Complete healing is our birthright.

They put it this way: either somebody has to go back and it costs a whole bunch of resources and I regret it forever—like eternity—or I just go do it because I'm already here.

Hey did you see what I posted earlier? That's the first time it was that big. I'm kind of nervous I don't know the protocol should I go to 8chan and post it now?

As a Family matter, I would kind of prefer that this be kept internal, but since You People are all about fucking posting shit on 8Chan saying that I did it, I figured you would want to do it again this time.

[Jackstar]

I’m saying it makes you look like an Oprah watching faggot when you post tarot card readings.

What do you think it makes you look like when you align yourself against my mission Time and Time and again? Do you think you're fighting the good fight by keeping me from wasting time? And, who are you again anyway?

[Jackstar]

Are you indicating you're not a woman living alone with a dog?

Team Advantage has the contract.

Exactly how is this a surprise to anybody? I toteswarned.

There's plenty more going on here this situation that I'd be happy to explain but I'm not going to post about publicly. Why don't you go analyze the new Q drop? Because that one was legit.

[Jackstar]

you look like an Oprah watching faggot

Everything seems in order here.

[Master Trollda]

What do you think it makes you look like when you align yourself against my mission Time and Time and again? Do you think you're fighting the good fight by keeping me from wasting time? And, who are you again anyway?

[Jackstar]

I honestly wouldn't mind talking about it, it's not what you think. I was pretty surprised too.

We have plenty of time to concern ourselves with the matter. But I might as well explain to you now cuz I'm not going to change my mind, it's already been changed that's why there's a new mission.

[Master Trollda]

I honestly wouldn't mind talking about it, it's not what you think. I was pretty surprised too.

We have plenty of time to concern ourselves with the matter. But I might as well explain to you now cuz I'm not going to change my mind, it's already been changed that's why there's a new mission.

And what is the new mission? Bore people with tarot card readings?