Exposing Jackstar

[Jackstar]

Here's the thing:

Illuminati trigger/code word detected. Look, just let it go. You're being silly. The truth is that every single one of the women you know of that you used to know that  I like are loooong gone.

You crave to know more.

GO AWAY.,

[Jackstar]

Pot? Meet kettle. You regularly call the person up who unambiguously, explicitly, incessantly attached the notion of child rape to people's names, and all you can muster in rebuttal is the old 'I CAN TALK TO WHOEVER I WANT. FUCK YOU!!!'

*cli-click*

You're lying, and you know it. You are that person and I see you making the vague implication that it is someone else--and I see you doing this to confuse the issue and damage the appearance of my character.

You're really just not very nice, AZAZEL. Come over and do rails with me, why don't you? I'm tired of your ridiculousness.

You're coming down so fast that I'm getting hot just thinking about how goddam fast you ride, I'm going to have to stride down the hallway and open a door just to get a handle.


I remember when the disclaimer was helpful. I think you're probably going to have to GO AWAY. Just leave Allison in charge. I don't need those chubby, dick-sucking cheeks on my desktop wallpaper. It's the Winter Solstice and the more I look at your posts, the more depressing it is.

You stole information intended for me and you used it for your own purposes and you caused damage untold and I have no reason to give audience. Good day.

[Colonel Pate Manly]

... pass the Grey Poupon ass...

[Jackstar]

You regularly call the person up

I have a new batch of fucked-up phone numbers today. How am I supposed to know which ones are "the person"? For that matter, what makes you think I'm so vulnerable? Do you think I should act like you, Big Pussy?

[Jackstar]

I heard you drank too much cough syrup and died. What's the 411?

Also: I think it's funny you don't like my name. heheh.

[Jackstar]

You've shown yourself to be a snitch and a rat that cooperates with authorities

*sensible_chuckle*

Do I look like a "co-operative" man, Agent Kujan?

[Jackstar]

But there are spirits that do follow you.

They're looking for the good weed.

[Jackstar]

Calling cops. Why is this such a go-to for you?

[...]

QUAGGA.

They are the only ones that pick up or call back and they're fun to refrain from mentioning how long I had made them. I don't mean to make them uncomfortable, but that moment when it dawns on them--"He knew that long?"--it's a cute facial expression. totes'dorbs.

[Lazarus]

How is Tuesday looking there, Stan?



Keep us posted.

 A thoughtful little gift this wonderful time of year. Look for it at an undisclosed postal box in Vader WA, hopefully before TUESDAY.



Happy munching!

[Jackstar]

Happy munching!

dude without eye contact there's no munching, you are wildly misinformed as to my nature.

first of all, you're all cowards. secondly take my wife please.. thirdly you never told me what it was until this year, I never had any idea this entire time with the real thing look like or was.

So in addition to everything else was happening you really wasted your own time. I remember being disappointed when I was growing up as a teenager people were not as nice to me as I thought they needed me so I was grumpy and hard to get along with all the time.

While that may have been a justified attitude, it doesn't really get me any closer to the truth, and if you are so clever with your gifts and you can't tell me the truth you take your gift and shove it.

I don't need your breadcrumbs and I barely know who you are. aren't you DVR? well look it wouldn't matter because I wouldn't believe you.

I bought gifts in January. I bought gifts in November, they're still around here ungiven, if you think you have a shred of credibility left, you can have mine.

Deciding my fate when I'm not present is not going to work out. I'm no benefit to anyone unless I am nurtured; at this point nurturing is mandatory so anything you're doing that isn't that it's going to cause things to explode.

you have been warned bye

A thoughtful little gift this wonderful time of year.

Cholera. And I don't know what I did to you to make you so pissed off, but you're such an asshole I wish I'd do it twice. I don't even know who you are, so how am I supposed to care? I'm going to assume that I'm not and it's just mindless knee-jerk reflexive hatred that's been instilled in you by your handler.

kudos.

[Jackstar]

Who is doing my read-in?

What's hot are the thuggy piggy next door who are doing surveillance they got trucks they could do something useful they could assist —they're not here to help, they're here to take— instead they're just sitting there doing whatever they're doing watching the house with no vehicle to take trash away and have trash in front. They're documenting the problems that they've made for themselves.

I don't think this SPETSNAZ training is very good. It feels very basic.

They are the only ones that pick up or call back and they're fun to refrain from mentioning how long I had made them. I don't mean to make them uncomfortable, but that moment when it dawns on them--"He knew that long?"--it's a cute facial expression. totes'dorbs.

Yes I can hear you talking about me all day. It's pretty boring, really. There's only so many ways to be left as an isolated idiot before I start wondering if it's maybe just all of you.

[Jackstar]

Christ. This is like Groundhog Day without the groundhogs. No, they're animitronic (sic) gophers who burrowed into your back yard like 3 months ago. (Midwives, engineers, and back yard burrowers, I guess.) They're filming you when you shit. Of course the compromising position you've been caught in

[AZZERAE]

You're lying...I see you doing [things] to...damage the appearance of my character.

You excel at self sabotage. You don't need my help in order to self destruct.

As for your character, it remains wholly intact. Nothing I do could ever affect you what with the psychokinetic shields, meetings with remarkable men and beyond-the-grave access to Gurdjieff-- In fact, you are almost certainly the Fouth Way personified...

However, I can play along. This is only a game. Just don't ask me to dress like a Furry or hold the door for M.A.P.'s, Mr. Ephebophile.

You're really just not very nice, AZAZEL. Come over and do rails with me, why don't you? I'm tired of your ridiculousness.

I know I and the company I keep are so ridiculous and ridiculous.

BUT

This is not my Final Form. Is it your Final Form?!

[AZZERAE]

Top right. Aight bet!

[Jackstar]

You excel at self sabotage.

I am the boss of Me. You can be the Cholera czar.

Mr. Ephebophile

When did you assume this of me? I didn't even date 19-year-olds when I was one.

You do not define the conversation about me. You might as well just make an actual cardboard cut out and go revile that.

Which is what I assume you've been doing all year. I've had it with your collective shenanigans. I'm leaving the garbage where it is, Fuck-0; find a new movie set.