Exposing Jackstar

[AZZERAE]

Psst! Wanna buy some Tramadol? I got a whole bottle right here. Untouched.

Nah. I'll trade you a podcast subscription for a steady supply of drugs, though. Think about it and get back to me.

[AZZERAE]

I thought you said you don't need money-- That you've got plenty. So why sell anything to anyone? Especially someone who you call your "friend?".

[Jackstar]

Hit me with your best shot.

There's a line. Ladies first.

I'm curious to see whether you're capable of embarrassing me at this stage.

They planted used dirty needles in children's bedrooms and claimed that they were mine -- as if I had been shooting up there, and had no other way of disposing them (or, had been trying to incriminate the family; in reality of course, they were not mine at all... although they were probably stolen from my mother's residence). After significant amounts of money were spent testing them... none were found to match my DNA. One can imagine The Courts' displeasure at being misled to this extent is immense, as are the unpaid bills to the forensics department -- obviously, I am not paying them.

After all: I am the primary victim. *blush* (Autographs: One (1) $50 USD bill, featuring Ulysses S. Grant, EACH. No exceptions.)

Go ahead.

The witch doctor hired to do spellwork on the documents that were meant to incriminate me (and have instead, exonerated me, Thank God, I am free at last) is embarrassed that he even knows you, let alone ever believed a single thing you ever said about me. Tsk tsk tsk. Sad!!

I thought you said you don't need money-- That you've got plenty.

Babey needs new shoes.

So why sell anything to anyone?

I am goddam worth it.

Especially someone who you call your "friend?".

YOU get free autographs for life. I'll only charge YOU for the #official paperstock: $45.55. Note the discount: this is friend price. L'haim!

Nah. I'll trade you a podcast subscription for a steady supply of drugs, though. Think about it and get back to me.

YOU still owe me two (2) Quualudes, man. YOUR ice is even thinner than your ersatzfruitglowhoor's. YOU are in no position to counterbargain with me. I haven't even gotten a list of questions from YOU yet! Don't tell me: writer's block?

there is definitely something wrong with him.

I miss Her. There is no szubsztitute. And she doesn't even know who She is now... but, I DO.

And YOU will never find Her again without Me.

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Now, let me ask you something: am I lying?
ZUGZWANG.

[AZZERAE]

Your positive HIV test is gay.

[AZZERAE]

They planted used dirty needles in children's bedrooms and claimed that they were mine -- as if I had been shooting up there, and had no other way of disposing them (or, had been trying to incriminate the family; in reality of course, they were not mine at all... although they were probably stolen from my mother's residence).

They found drug paraphernalia on the jungle gym in the local playground of a park where I walk my dogs.

Non-sequitur? Or just another piece of the puzzle?

[AZZERAE]

YOU still owe me ... YOU are in no position to counterbargain with me.

[Master Trollda]

It’s been awhile. Where is he now?

[Lazarus]

It’s been awhile. Where is he now?

It is 12.10 PST and our pepper fed Hungarian is celebrating a grand 50 years today.

[Laser]

Jackstar's erectile Demon Squid.

[AZZERAE]

It’s been awhile. Where is he now?

He was banned again, for breaching the Terms of Service.

But the duration of the ban has reached its expiry date at this current time.

[Jackstar]

He was banned again, for breaching the Terms of Service.

IR shut me down as he was uncomfortable with the complete lack of control he had over what I was about to post next. I hold no animosity; it is not as though I was using the site for anything legitimate. What is this place even for? Oh, right, dark web dope smuggling mil.spec front. Those fill a niche; and you are all to be commended for your years of calm, dedicated vigilance, in keeping the horrors of substance abuse from becoming a topic that one might mistakenly take seriously here ever again.

But the duration of the ban has reached its expiry date at this current time.

Fair.

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

Where is he now?

Why don't you call him and ask? Maybe he'll piss in his dad's chair again just to impress you.

[Master Trollda]

Why don't you call him and ask? Maybe he'll piss in his dad's chair again just to impress you.

I don’t have your number and even if I did call you you’d probably just use it as an opportunity to doxx me.

[Jackstar]

you’d probably just use it as an opportunity to doxx me.

Hold my debrief.