Hit me with your best shot.
There's a line. Ladies first.
I'm curious to see whether you're capable of embarrassing me at this stage.
They planted used dirty needles in children's bedrooms and claimed that they were mine -- as if I had been shooting up there, and had no other way of disposing them (or, had been trying to incriminate the family; in reality of course, they were not mine at all... although they were probably stolen from my mother's residence). After significant amounts of money were spent testing them... none were found to match my DNA. One can imagine The Courts' displeasure at being misled to this extent is
immense, as are the unpaid bills to the forensics department -- obviously, I am not paying them.
After all:
I am the primary victim. *blush* (Autographs: One (1) $50 USD bill, featuring Ulysses S. Grant,
EACH.
No exceptions.)
Go ahead.
The witch doctor hired to do spellwork on the documents that were meant to incriminate me (and have instead, exonerated me, Thank God, I am free at last) is embarrassed that he even knows you, let alone ever believed a single thing you ever said about me. Tsk tsk tsk.
Sad!!I thought you said you don't need money-- That you've got plenty.
Babey needs new shoes.
So why sell anything to anyone?
I am goddam worth it.
Especially someone who you call your "friend?".
YOU get free autographs for life. I'll only charge YOU for the #official paperstock: $45.55. Note the discount: this is friend price.
L'haim!Nah. I'll trade you a podcast subscription for a steady supply of drugs, though. Think about it and get back to me.
YOU still owe me two (2) Quualudes, man. YOUR ice is even thinner than your ersatzfruitglowhoor's. YOU are in no position to counterbargain with me. I haven't even gotten a list of questions from YOU yet! Don't tell me: writer's block?
there is definitely something wrong with him.
I miss Her. There is no szubsztitute. And she doesn't even know who She is now... but,
I DO.
And YOU will
never find Her again without Me.
Now, let me ask you something: am I lying?
ZUGZWANG.