ATTENTION ALL HANDS WE ARE AT FIVE BELLS
IN PARKING LOTS WITH AFFECTING ALL CREW INCOMING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING:
There is a new world's least eligible bachelor. I can't tell you his name, but it sure as s*** isn't Misha Ray horn and Christine vander build her∆dick<l, That's for damn sure.
As you were. (* Sounds of Jackstar composing messages while sitting on his porch with his dick hanging out and looking down at a big pile of s*** that's been there for a year plus are heard.*) Yeah I guess you don't have to go help me. We're only worth $900 billion.
IN ACTUAL BITCOIN. Facts. (That's my girl too. More facts. Z·—GGER!WORD!FÆG∆¥!) What? Not for cry. Not parquet it's (unintelligible alien language word), also, my honey has a tail. If you tease her about it, I will break your arm. With your other arm. I'll remind her to give all of you an allowance later. Everyone accept it's īT⁷z·—gg(HER)husband and Kirsten, who are going to have to work chores around the house and earn it. I shit you not.
I don't see what anybody was so worried about, this is easy for me to deal with. Especially since I don't care how hard it is for any of you to deal with. Do you know why?
Because when she achieves her final form, she's going to be hungry, and she's going to eat all of you in your beds. Facts. Welcome to Paradise, Belgium. I mean vigilant. I mean vigilant e. Ion storm toast? Well K I told you forgive you cuz I had to have been done by a chemical and then I'm not going to be mad about it because you're not going to see her again cuz you're going to stand trial and then go to jail for murder and rape.
Maybe you can find a zog Godlewski archive about that. Look it's not that I'm mad at you, it's that everybody else is mad at you and then if there's evidence that says that you killed her, they're going to have a trial and they're going to put you in prison for killing her even though she's alive but she's not here. She has been killed 170 sometimes and then I guess they're going to have that many trials and then I don't know how many people that are left in Belgium. But that's fine. You can all go to prison and then you can have a fiber optic feed to the cube and then you can just stay talking to each other all day forever and ever and ever and ever.
Mrs Torrance says stay the way f*** away from Danny and or else she'll kill you cuz she knows you're al pædos. Okay good talk.
People with promise biblical. They got better, they got the Bethany and the paladin on ice. That sis have you seen Bethany's ass card for life? It's like the Necronomicon one. Look in your Skye for life if you can't handle the power.
Don't understand why he's not so friendly, but... Yeah she and the one you're looking for. Another one you're looking for are in the future, so good luck learning how to get into the future. FBI, why don't you just work on the criminals you have in front of you instead of looking for my girlfriends. And go ahead and bust me cuz if you do they'll break me out like three Arnold schwarzeneggers coming from the future and then murder every single person in the FBI still employed. These are their words in the future. I think they're joking, but I know you're joking. You're going to arrest me just because I helped him escape to the Future, that doesn't even make sense. You'd never be able to get a jury to believe it, and then so what if I helped him escape to the Future? Why don't you just wait a minute? And then in the meantime, why don't you prepare for a trial and show your witnesses in your case and then develop a substantially believed particularly evidence before you just had to swoop in and f****** bundle Tuttle by three friends just cuz they came back from the future, what do you think you're just going to f****** take them with no probable cause, just because you're six feet tall and have a truck that flies? Whoever this is is the second runner-up for the world's least eligible bachelor, I'm going to steal his f****** truck. Score.
Yeah, good luck booking them, as I said: BIBLICAL. Adieu.
