Pure lard.
This was actually first on my list, but I was looking for something that offers a little more variety on the palate. I'm looking at several options to change things up: I figure I can watch Twin Peaks on repeat at least seven times, since the GoBox will be playing 24/7 while I sleep, but... look, I've done this shit before.
Around day four, my tummy is gonna get
antsy. Telling me to swallow lard is not advice I have not come across before, Boyo. If it were that simple, everyone would be here asking.
Get real.