Copies of Bell Family Last Will & Testament in my gmail inboxen(s) within twelve (12) hours or I make Steve Warner cry into his fists like a self-loathing tween (is it Tuesday already?) via some Sourceror–·¡§i-¡ çhicanery, and while distracted, I start seducing and fleecing his wimmin’s 15½+↑ progeny in the future, so not only will I be cool and a folk hero legend, no Sup. Court will have jurisdiction. EVER.
I've been gone 6 weeks since they had time to get rid of my poop but they didn't have time to do a composting toilet because they have their own toilets because they have houses all around here. That means he doesn't need sanctuary. That means it's an invasion so rights are different and the other guy is taking advantage of that and now it'll be a battle, since I can't turn him away, because he did the same thing. This puts you all in pirate pickle.
Oh you're welcome. I am not to be trifled with. That literally means give me some goddam money. Have fun storming the castle!
Also: welcome Damien, Darien, and Daryl to your team. They live with your crew. They steal Ben’s socks. THEY BALANCE THE BALANCE OF POWER, BEER CHAMPAGNE BREATH!
Scotty: GET LOST. You said you were bored. You asked for a beer. I was bored too. YOU ALL FUCKING KNEW.
THAT MAKES IT FELONY FALSE IMPRISONMENT, FRAUD, AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT (2ND DEGREE), AND HEATHER THE CASH JOCKEY FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND THE SANDBOX AND THE CINDERBRAÜ ALL WANT YOU STAKED TO AN ANTHILL AND COVERED IN TERPE HONEY.
You didn't make me stronger. You made me disgusted with racist bigotry and police thuggery and while it has worked out in the end, you did it in service to The Dark Lord so that women who would otherwise never dream of debasing themselves, found themselves with no choice after Surprise Herpes. All she had to do was admit that she was informed and was involved BUT INSTEAD she chose to LIE MORE and now we all know why not to VIOLATE CONSENT OF MINOR CHILDREN.
Oh did anyone want this information kept CONFIDENTIAL? It is. THIS IS YOUR HIDDEN SUBNET AND I ALLOWED ALL THIS, JUST SO I WOULD NOT BE ON THE HOOK FOR BREAKING THE NEWS.
THERE IS NO TIMESTAMP SPIN THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A VILLAIN BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW UNTIL COVID AND YOU HAD ME WAITING HOURS FOR WEED WHILE ROHYPNOL ON DAWN BY YOUR OWN SUBMISSION. THAT WASN'T CLASSY THAT WAS DELIBERATELY CRUEL.
NOW YOU LITERALLY HOLD MY MONEY WHILE HOLDING THE CALLS OF THE WOMEN WHO WANT TO HOLD MY DICK. MORE FEDERAL FELONY CHARGES.
BECAUSE BY THE TIME THEY READ THIS, I HAVE DIED. CAUSE CANNOT FOLLOW EFFECT, FOR WITHOUT CAUSE, THERE CAN BE NO EFFECT.
RAISE YOUR STANDARDS.
I HAVE NO REASON TO STRIVE.
EWE HAVE NO REASON TO SURVIVE.
FU FIVE:•:FIVE
